Richie
30-05-06, 06:28 PM
Nicked from an Email my sister sent me.
Theological Theories
My Cajun friend's theory is that Jesus was a Cajun because:
1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.
2. He could make his own wine.
3. He wasn't afraid of water.
My black friend believed that Jesus was Black because:
1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
My Jewish friend had good arguments why Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
mother was sure he was God.
My Italian friend also had good arguments why Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil
My California friends argued that Jesus was a Californian
because:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
My Irish friend then gave his arguments why Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But my wife had the most compelling evidence that Jesus was
a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no
food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there
was more work to do.
Theological Theories
My Cajun friend's theory is that Jesus was a Cajun because:
1. He liked to serve fish to his friends.
2. He could make his own wine.
3. He wasn't afraid of water.
My black friend believed that Jesus was Black because:
1. He called everyone "brother".
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
My Jewish friend had good arguments why Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
mother was sure he was God.
My Italian friend also had good arguments why Jesus was
Italian:
1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil
My California friends argued that Jesus was a Californian
because:
1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.
My Irish friend then gave his arguments why Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But my wife had the most compelling evidence that Jesus was
a woman:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no
food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men
who just didn't get it.
3. And even when he was dead, he had to get up because there
was more work to do.