Warlock
31-05-06, 01:25 PM
Chicken Surprise!!
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> A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the
>"Chicken
> Surprise".
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> The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
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> Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot
>rises
> slightly with two beady little eyes looking around before the lid
>slams
> back down.
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> "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
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> He has not, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it
>and
> again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before
>it
> slams down.
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> Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening
>and
> demands an explanation.
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> "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
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> The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
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> (You are going to love this .......)
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> " Ah... So solly," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck".
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>
>
> A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the
>"Chicken
> Surprise".
>
>
>
> The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
>
>
>
> Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot
>rises
> slightly with two beady little eyes looking around before the lid
>slams
> back down.
>
>
>
> "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
>
>
>
> He has not, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it
>and
> again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before
>it
> slams down.
>
>
>
> Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening
>and
> demands an explanation.
>
>
>
> "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
>
>
>
> The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
>
>
>
>
>
> (You are going to love this .......)
>
>
>
>
>
> " Ah... So solly," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck".