haggis
02-06-06, 08:13 PM
Imagine more companies started marketing them, what would the slogan be?
Suzuki condoms - Ride like the wind.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
More Th>n Condoms - That's not just lucky, it's More Th>n lucky.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide
**** condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! ( poor seller!!!)
Suzuki condoms - Ride like the wind.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
More Th>n Condoms - That's not just lucky, it's More Th>n lucky.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide
**** condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain
Halford condoms - we go the extra mile.
Royal mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole!!! ( poor seller!!!)