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cuffy
05-06-06, 01:18 PM
A bloke and his wife walk into there local indian for a romantic meal for two,
The waiter asks he if he can take the order.
"lamb madras" says the wife.

"and a chicken tarka for me" replies the hubbie.

Now the waiters looking at him a little strangely and says "i think you mean the chicken tikka sir"

"No...i want the tarka"

By this point things are becoming a little heated so the waiter fetches the manager and still the argument continues, next they get the chef and he asks the bloke "what is it you are wanting"

"chicken tarka please"

Now the chefs looking a little perplexed by this and asks the bloke too explain what exactly he wants.
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"well" he replies "it's like a chicken tikka but just a little otter"

boom boom tish i thank you ! :takeabow:

Warlock
05-06-06, 01:23 PM
AND I THOUGHT MINE WERE BAD LOL

Spiderman
05-06-06, 01:27 PM
Taxi for Mr Cuffy

http://upload4.postimage.org/336158/retrimmed_interior_e.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/336158/photo_hosting.html)

Marshall
05-06-06, 01:31 PM
:shock: :shock: :shock:
terrible

thor
05-06-06, 01:36 PM
I don't get it.

Maybe that's a good thing.... :lol:

cuffy
05-06-06, 01:40 PM
Taxi for Mr Cuffy

http://upload4.postimage.org/336158/retrimmed_interior_e.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/336158/photo_hosting.html)Leave the meter running...i gotta find my coat :oops:

Jabba
05-06-06, 01:44 PM
:smt075

Balky001
05-06-06, 03:07 PM
I don't think I'll be repeating that one even when I'm very very drunk (unless I have gone for a curry).

anna
05-06-06, 06:28 PM
cuffy strikes again!!! :lol:

BILLY
06-06-06, 05:54 PM
Groan