So, this 'ere belly button fluff then...

[K]

Thought I'd start this before they lock the GYKD thread.
K... i think the requirment for having hair in your belly button starts with being hariy in the right places.
Like your chest and belly for a minimum. Now i'm sure as lovely and long as your hair is you have drawn the line at attempting to grow the chest and belly hairs yourself.

And trust me, youre missing nothing.

No no no, not hair, fluff.

Hairy belly buttons just seem... wrong!

But fluff, I don't get fluff. I've got an inny and it doesn't collect fluff.

Yeah, and can anyone actually find the bottom of their belly button? And if you do, does it give you a kind of weird squirly feeling down your spine if you poke it?

Enquiring (and possibly daft) minds want to know.

[BabyJ]

Yeah, and can anyone actually find the bottom of their belly button? And if you do, does it give you a kind of weird squirly feeling down your spine if you poke it?

Enquiring (and possibly daft) minds want to know.


STOP!!! I've got a thing about belly buttons!
Can't go near it :sick:
Can't feel it :sick:
Can't push it or poke it :sick:
Can't even talk about it :sick:

*runs away never to return to this thread...*

[Ping]

I've got a very deep belly button.. it hurts if i poke the bottom of it... :?

Never get any fluff tho....

[Tara]

I don't get fluff either

[Spiderman]

Look girls, as i explained. You need a hairy body to be able to collect and direct the fluff to the right place.
I only get the odd hair in there with the fluff.

And yes, i can fin the bottom of mine....and yes it makes me feel funny as hell.

We should PM pics of belly buttons to BabyJ now shouldnt we? :lol:

[falc]

Look girls, as i explained. You need a hairy body to be able to collect and direct the fluff to the right place.
I only get the odd hair in there with the fluff.

And yes, i can fin the bottom of mine....and yes it makes me feel funny as hell.

We should PM pics of belly buttons to BabyJ now shouldnt we? :lol:

You dont want another court order do you spiderman? :lol:

Belly button fluff is a man thing

[K]

Hmmm, so let me get this right - men's belly buttons, like their owners, accumilate various bits of unknown tat, the origin of which is hazy at best, colour = variable and use = none.
This has to be weeded out to be disposed of as it'll never go away of its own accord and yet all that seems to do is make way for more accumilated tat to appear.

You're right Spidey - it's a man thing. :roll: :wink:


I still want some thoguh just to see what it feels like - now, where did I put that cotton wool...


... hee hee, that tickles. :twisted:

[Peter Henry]

I don't get fluff either, this may be in part to my Naturist lifestyle. My navel is rather deep though and once found a brooding Labrador bitch and 5 pups nestled inside. :?

[Xerbraski]

Yeah, I get like a tingling sensation when I poke my bellybutton, but at the same time a bit uncomfortable.
Don't think I could stand it being poked with the sharp end of a pencil though. *shudder

I think bellybuttons are useful!
To make a cheap, personal and thoughtful gift for your partner;
Before you go asleep at night, simply pour jelly into your bellybutton whilst laying down.
When you wake the following morning simply peel out the miniture jelly and present it to your loved one as a small token of love! :thumbsup:

You could probably do the same with egg custard too!!

[Anonymous]

It has been long established that men of breeding do not encourage belly button fluff.

The navel has, in fact, evolved amongst the genteel classes as a repository for salt - ideally fresh ground sea salt. Thus, should one's partner (and we are principally talking female here) feel somewhat peckish, one can reach across to a small jug kept on the bedside table, snap off a stick of celery and, dipping the celery in the said salt, offer the aforementioned partner a perfectly seasoned, low GI and low calorie snack. This assuages hunger whilst not causing increase in girth.

Now, if one has accumulated fluff in Nature's Salt Cellar, this delightful and nourishing snack is unlikely to be acceptable.

[Peter Henry]

Can't beat offering a nice stiff stalk to the good lady in the middle of the night! :oops: :wink: :P

[BabyJ]

Look girls, as i explained. You need a hairy body to be able to collect and direct the fluff to the right place.
I only get the odd hair in there with the fluff.

And yes, i can fin the bottom of mine....and yes it makes me feel funny as hell.

We should PM pics of belly buttons to BabyJ now shouldnt we? :lol:


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Besides, its not the pictures that's the problem... it's the talking about prodding it about and sticking your finger in and fuzzy feelings and poking said buttons... etc!! *shudders*

It's horrid!!

why would anyone want to stick ANYTHING in their belly button... ?!?!?!

You're all raving mad!

Mad I tell ya..... MAD!!!!!!

:D

As for offering a stiff stalk to a good lady.... I quite like celery as it goes :D :wink:

[ash]

had a friend who collected his belly button fluff every night and stuck it onto a wall chart..... at the end of the year he put it on ebay and got around.... well, just over £7 !!!!! Actually, come to think of it it was £7.20 !!!!!!!! PLUS POSTAGE AND PACKAGING........ there's some weird people out there... including my mate !

[UlsterSV]

And on that note... :shock:

For the sake of decency and my sanity this thread should be locked by the powers that be and forever consigned to the dark recesses of the org, never to be spoken of again.

[Scooby Drew]

Belly button fluff is always blue -

Fact (as someone on here keeps saying, I forget who...)

:lol:

[tricky]

I 've got quite a deep inny, theres no fluff.
Can get to the bottom although my little finger goes in all the way to the first knuckle (I'm fairly skinny too). It felt quite nice actually ! :wink:

[Richie]

Belly button fluff is always blue -

Fact (as someone on here keeps saying, I forget who...)

:lol:

Wrong... In my job I tend to wear Green quite alot... and guess what, Yes Green fluff.
then when I'm in civis , Then its either Blue or Black.

Anyway its a taboo subject that women should not know or even talk about so stop it at once.

[rob13]

If you collected it together for a couple of years, you could make yourself a pillow out of it, knowing all the hard work that went into it.

And yes you're right, it nearly is always blue unless you're wearing an unusual colour ;)

[anna]

It has been long established that men of breeding do not encourage belly button fluff.

The navel has, in fact, evolved amongst the genteel classes as a repository for salt - ideally fresh ground sea salt. Thus, should one's partner (and we are principally talking female here) feel somewhat peckish, one can reach across to a small jug kept on the bedside table, snap off a stick of celery and, dipping the celery in the said salt, offer the aforementioned partner a perfectly seasoned, low GI and low calorie snack. This assuages hunger whilst not causing increase in girth.

Now, if one has accumulated fluff in Nature's Salt Cellar, this delightful and nourishing snack is unlikely to be acceptable.

..I dont know about the sort of people you date but :puker: ... your clearly not right!!! ;)

[Rog]

Seconded, it is always blue and backs up my belief that it actually comes from the inside :shock:

[Spiderman]

Seconded, it is always blue and backs up my belief that it actually comes from the inside :shock:

Your insides are blue then? Wierdo!

[ArtyLady]

Jeez you lot are SERIOUSLY bored :shock: :wink: :wink: :lol:

[Mr Toad]

Belly Buttons are actually White Holes :shock:

Let me explain

A friend of mine has a PhD in Physics, and is a bit into Quantum Mechanics - the sort of sci-fi stuff that doesn't really make any sense to normal people unless you're into Quarks*, Gluons, Bosons and other strange sub-atomic particles, - anyway we were discussing the nature of the universe last night, as you do after a few beers, and got round to the subject of Black Holes, and White Holes.

Black Holes suck matter out of the universe, as we all know :D, but it is less well known that White Holes are responsible for injecting matter into the universe. :-k

Ever seen a White Hole - look no further than your belly button - that fluff is actually inter-galactic debris from another universe :shock: , that has been transmitted through the space-time continuum via a wormhole
(It is not however Dark Matter, so don't make that mistake :smt075 )

The discussion got a bit heated at this stage as my friend says that White Holes don't exist as they violate the second law of thermodynamics or something, so I had to lift up my shirt to find some fluff to prove him wrong :lol:


Time for another beer :smt030

*Quarks - apparently come in 6 different flavours, but don't taste nice

[Xerbraski]

Wow, that's far out man...

The amount of matter in our universe is relative to the amount of fluffage ejected by our belly buttons.
So, at the exact same time in another Universe their Universal mass is dictated by the amount of fluffage people get out of their bellybuttons..... Hmmmm

So, all the black holes in our Universe are actully the insides of bellybuttons of all the people in the other Universes that are sucking in all our cosmic fluffage and ejecting it out of their white holes aka the bellybutton.
Also the size of bellybutton would dictate how much mass a white/black hole can contain before expelling it's matter in/out into the Universe..... Far out man.

I wanna do a sum now!!!!

Can someone weigh the mass of their belly button fluff and measure it's rate of growth please?
From this, I will have a cunning formula to calculate how many black/white holes are in our Universe and also be able to calculate how much mass is in all of the Universes to an accuracy of 0.0000001%.

All I have to do is find out how many people there are and...... oh, what about animals?!
I wonder if we should add all the animals bellybuttons into the equation...
Tut, i'm stuck now....

Right, i'm off ta spin around on me chair until i'm dizzy, it's far more fun than sums!!

[Mr Toad]

I reckon if you write that up proper neat like, you could get a PhD as well :lol:

[punyXpress]

Someone was asking.

[andrewsmith]

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[Wideboy]

what a intellectually nourishing read