YEEEESSSS!

[northwind]

I finalyl killed that wee fly that was buzzing around my head. I am so very mighty.

[Scooby Drew]

Bad karma dude, you know it was wrong to do that :lol:

[Richie]

How did you do it ? Was it a quick death :evil: or slow and painful :twisted: :?:

[northwind]

Single unarmed combat, as men should do battle. His supernatural reflexes and mobility verses my 10,000,000,000% size advantage, it was a fair fight.

[Law]

If you were any good you should be meditating with your eyes closed and catch the fly with a pair of chopsticks.

[Sid Squid]

Bully.

[northwind]

Bully.

It's technically only bullying if you let them live.

[Razor]

I guess you're not an Irving Welsh fan then?

[northwind]

What was that, Granton Star Cause?

[Razor]

It was a short part of Acid House?

[northwind]

That's the one. Mate, the world cup's on... Thinking that a fly might actually be a footballer trapped in a fly's body by a malicious god isn't going to make me spare it's life, it's going to make me hunt more down and kill them.

[Ed]

I bet you pulled its legs out, one by one :shock:

[haggis]

Single unarmed combat, as men should do battle. His supernatural reflexes and mobility verses my 10,000,000,000% size advantage, it was a fair fight.

Have you put a bit of weight on? :silent:

Altogether now..... ## Who ate all the pies? ##



8-[ ...dodges incoming fly-swatter... 8-[

Nah seriously, good effort. One less to clean off the visor. It's a moral victory for bikers everywhere.

[Biker Biggles]

I have a Jack Russell who can be trusted to deal with all unwanted wildlife in the house.He is ruthlessly efficient when it comes to flying insects and it just falls to us humans to clear up the bodies he leaves as trophies around the place. :)

[lynw]

Now all you have to do is shut them cows up :wink: :P :twisted: :lol: :lol:

[Quiff Wichard]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO man ..!!!!!


your name is Earl...!








:D

[northwind]

Have you put a bit of weight on? :silent:


It was a very small fly. I know my level.

[northwind]

Oh hang on... wait a minute.

This is- well it might be- my only chance to use my absolute favourite joke. It'll need some retooling, give me a second.

Right, here we go...

I'm a bit worried that killing that wee insect might incite some racial tension... I want to be totally clear I'm not anti-muslim, this was a strike against one fly, not an attack on the Fly Emirates.

Ah, jesus, I'm sorry.

[Xerbraski]

I can't find a tumbleweed emoticon anywhere in this forum. :lol: :wink:

[philipMac]

We could give you some advice about how to decorate your bedroom there while we are at it there Northy. 8)

[Scooby Drew]

I can't find a tumbleweed emoticon anywhere in this forum. :lol: :wink:

right here dude http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d46/NBH636/tumbleweed.gif

:lol: