View Full Version : In The Name Of Equality
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 02:47 PM
Over the last few days, I have had the great pleasure of viewing one or two (not naming names) pics of some very fine looking women of the org. However, there are more than 'one or two' female members of this fine community, and I worry they may feel a little left out. As a firm believer in equal rights, I think it's only fair that all women of the org are given the opportunity to show off their wares...to 'strut their stuff' if you will. One could call me a modern day suffragette.
Therefore, I propose we hold an annual Beauty e-Pageant. The Pageant will consist of five photographic sections, as listed below. There will be prizes for first, second, and third places. There may also be a prize for most flesh shown.
The Sections
Section 1. At Home. A pic of your typical outfit you would wear at home. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.
Section 2. At Work. A pic of your typical attire you would wear at work. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.
Section 3. At the Beach. An everyday pic of you relaxing on the beach. This may include bikinis, thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.
Section 4. In the Shower. A normal pic of you showering wearing your favourite showering gear i.e. shower cap. This may not include thongs, bra and knickers, stockings, or any other clothing whatsoever.
Section 5. On the Bike. A pic of you with your bike in a pose of your choice, wearing your biking gear. This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.
The Prizes
First Place: The overall winner wins a weekend away with me. The lucky lady will be flown to the Emerald Isle in my private plane, called 'Easyjet'.*
*There may well be elderly people who smell and kids who won't stop screaming on board with you, such are the terms and conditions of me owning the jet.
Second Place: A night out with me. It will be the best night of your life.*
*Scheduled for the day after the weekend away (see above). May have to be postponed to a later date depending on how well things go with the overall winner.
Third Place: A go on a shiney yellow curvy SV650S, as donated by me.
*Terms and conditions of my donation: 'Go' is defined by sitting on the stationary bike with the engine off and making vroom vroom noises. So as to minimise the risk of scratching the nice yellow paint with buckles, buttons etc, I require you to be naked for the duration of your 'go' on the bike. Should the bike be unavailable for whatever reason, I reserve the right to substitute it with my bed. Again, nakedness is obligatory.
***General terms and conditions of the Pageant: Entrants must be female. Entrants must not have a penis. Entrants must have never had a penis. Penises must not be included in photos. I am the judge, and all decisions are not final. I may be swayed by flattery and/or nudity. All pics must be posted in this thread to ensure maximum appreciation from the male viewers of the forum. However, if a pic is extortionately smutty, it is allowed to be sent to me via pm. This is not a problem.
Please be aware the forum is "U" rated, and also that it's very easy to offend people. Any communications of a personal nature are best done by PM, thank you.
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Spiderman
16-06-06, 03:03 PM
Questions is.... is Razor allowed to enter? :lol:
However, there are more than 'one or two' female members of this fine community, and I worry they may feel a little left out.
Awwww.... bless
Such a thoughtful boy.
LMAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
This has to be one of the funniest things Ive read on here in a long time. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well done UlsterSV, your Friday afternoon has not gone to waste :wink: :lol:
Anonymous
16-06-06, 03:41 PM
lol and the prizes are just so tempting :shock:
Spoilt for choice on the clothing too..
This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings.
I'm so tempted to enter.....
but I feel I shan't win so there really is no point :wink:
Great idea tho Ulster...
Good luck!!
:wink: :lol:
lol and the prizes are just so tempting :shock:
Yeah, but I wouldn't want to win third place.
EVERYONE knows blue ones are faster :D
ArtyLady
16-06-06, 04:24 PM
Well Id love to enter but it just wouldnt be fair on all the others (yeah right!) :wink: :lol: :lol:
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 04:27 PM
Questions is.... is Razor allowed to enter? :lol:
:lol: See terms and conditions :lol:
Come on now ladies, you're being too hard on yourselves! You've gotta be in it to win it!
Sorry would love to but I'm assuming semi-professionals ain't allowed. Just keep watching the avatar....
Then again we could do the same with the males................
I think same rules and catergories apply. make a great friday eve with a few btls of vino! :wink:
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 05:57 PM
I don't mind if you're semi-pro, as long as you're semi-naked :wink: :lol:
That is WELL funny UlsterSV!!!!
Pure genious!!!
Perhaps there should be an over 18's section then!?
To Quedos,If that is you in your avatar............................................
*putting tongue back in,wiping dribble away* =P~ :smt119 :smt055 :smt118
You're,erhum,FINE!
I'm 100% behind this :P
Typical MALE response!!
:wink: :lol:
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 06:37 PM
C'mon J I'm still waiting on your entry :wink: And I know how much you want that first prize :D
dirtydog
16-06-06, 06:44 PM
:lol: that cracked me up that did! nice one ulster
so far 6 of you lovely layydeeees have posted a reply but no pictiures [-X [-X :wink: :lol:
Peter Henry
16-06-06, 06:44 PM
Of course it will come as no surprise to the fair maidens of the frum that I dissaprove of such brazen behaviour. if mentioned garments are likely to be worn then I am afraid I will be forced to tut and look away! :?
:^o
C'mon J I'm still waiting on your entry :wink: And I know how much you want that first prize :D
Can you elabporate on said prize please.....
Is it all expenses?? :wink:
Where in the Emerald Isle is this "prize"?
What activies are planned for said "weekend"?
Just curious... and I may consider entering :wink:
:lol: :lol: fantastic
I think in the name of Equality ..it's only fair that the female .org's are allowed a male pagent then????
Peter Henry
16-06-06, 06:55 PM
We do have some game birds on here dont we!(pardon the pun!) :P
dirtydog
16-06-06, 06:58 PM
We do have some game birds on here dont we!(pardon the pun!) :P
we certainly do :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 07:01 PM
The weekend's activities are on a sliding scale relative to how highly I rate your entries. So the sooner you enter, the sooner you'll know what's going on! But I can certainly guarantee you a good time :wink:
Dirtydog's right, all talk these women are! *shakes head*
To Quedos,If that is you in your avatar............................................
*putting tongue back in,wiping dribble away* =P~ :smt119 :smt055 :smt118
You're,erhum,FINE!
Erm yes that is me I cannot deny that. I have a few more where that comes from. I'm posting them as my avatar.
Though fingers crossed here another
http://upload4.postimage.org/411674/rottenrow.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/411674/photo_hosting.html)
dirtydog
16-06-06, 07:06 PM
Dirtydog's right, all talk these women are! *shakes head*
OMG someone agreed with me :shock: :shock:
Peter Henry
16-06-06, 07:06 PM
She's a fine looking girl that is for sure. But looks a whole lot a trouble to me. :? :wink:
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 07:07 PM
That's more like it, Quedos. I had always wondered if your avatar was actually you, now I know. =P~
Ever been to Ireland?? :lol:
dirtydog
16-06-06, 07:07 PM
She's a fine looking girl that is for sure. But looks a whole lot a trouble to me. :? :wink:
that's the best kind isn't it?
Peter Henry
16-06-06, 07:09 PM
Anna..Is that you in your avatar also?
That's more like it, Quedos. I had always wondered if your avatar was actually you, now I know. =P~
Ever been to Ireland?? :lol:
Erh yes I have to go to Belfast for work many moons ago. Nothing like a refresher trip though.
And yes I can be trouble :smt079 ...................
But I can also be very very good. O:)
Depends............. :smt084
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 07:20 PM
You tease Quedos!
Me like, me like :twisted:
You tease Quedos!
Me like, me like :twisted:
Just like to keep you on your toes just so never know what i'll be.
Beside why do you think I have those long thigh boots for - they ain't just photo props.(can't walk in them 5in is too much)
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 07:26 PM
5in is too much
Oh there are so many things I could say to that... :shock:
Don't hold back on my account!
but then its U rated wheres that cold shower! 8)
To Quedos,If that is you in your avatar............................................
*putting tongue back in,wiping dribble away* =P~ :smt119 :smt055 :smt118
You're,erhum,FINE!
Erm yes that is me I cannot deny that. I have a few more where that comes from. I'm posting them as my avatar.
Though fingers crossed here another
http://upload4.postimage.org/411674/rottenrow.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/411674/photo_hosting.html)
I fear that this being you would be too good to be true and that you are in fact an overweight male lorry driver who looks more like Peter Henry's avatar :lol:
To Quedos,If that is you in your avatar............................................
*putting tongue back in,wiping dribble away* =P~ :smt119 :smt055 :smt118
You're,erhum,FINE!
Erm yes that is me I cannot deny that. I have a few more where that comes from. I'm posting them as my avatar.
Though fingers crossed here another
http://upload4.postimage.org/411674/rottenrow.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/411674/photo_hosting.html)
I fear that this being you would be too good to be true and that you are in fact an overweight male lorry driver who looks more like Peter Henry's avatar :lol:
Sorry to disappoint but that is me ask any of that lot in SV ecosse esp nutty or careless chucca - iwas talking to him wed night!
Peter Henry
16-06-06, 07:43 PM
Quedos wrote:
5in is too much
Well sister I can tell you one thing for sure, you are gonna be safe with Ulster! Potted shrimp anyone? :wink: :P
Quedos wrote:
5in is too much
Well sister I can tell you one thing for sure, you are gonna be safe with Ulster! Potted shrimp anyone? :wink: :P
Slagging the competition is very (best english accent) just not cricket! :x
Peter Henry
16-06-06, 07:46 PM
Quedos...I have picked up some filthy latin habits since moving here to Spain,y'know what Im saying? :wink:
Quedos...I have picked up some filthy latin habits since moving here to Spain,y'know what Im saying? :wink:
Haven't a clue :?
I'm a pure and honest girl under that exterior :smt112
Why not have a gender-neutral comp that we can all enter?
I dunno what though........nobbly knees or summat?
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 08:00 PM
Peter is old enough and ugly enough to know that slagging the competition off is a sure fire way of hiding your own short comings. Put it this way, if 5ins is too much, I would be impossible :wink: 8)
Anonymous
16-06-06, 08:11 PM
that pic certainly is quedos, lovely girl, dirty cow tho :lol: only joking hun :wink:
dirtydog
16-06-06, 08:12 PM
dirty cow tho :lol: :wink:
:shock: pot and kettle!!
Blue Flame
16-06-06, 08:13 PM
Reminds me of the time when I was young.
A lassie I met whispered....
....... "Give me 10 inches and make me scream".
So we made love three times and then I punched her face :wink:
Peter Henry
16-06-06, 08:13 PM
So dirty cow hey? Oddly my interest has now just reached new heights,(he smiles in a rather caddish terry thomas kind of way)
But dirty cow? Not in a...she breaks wind in the pub kind of way I hope? :shock:
http://upload4.postimage.org/411674/rottenrow.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/411674/photo_hosting.html)
WOW!!
I'M IN LOVE!! :smt007 :smt055
http://upload4.postimage.org/411674/rottenrow.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/411674/photo_hosting.html)
WOW!!
I'M IN LOVE!! :smt007 :smt055
Why thank you speedy :kiss:
that pic certainly is quedos, lovely girl, dirty cow tho :lol: only joking hun :wink:
Forgiven my sweetness, my honey pie my idol!
only cos its true!!
But dirty cow? Not in a...she breaks wind in the pub kind of way I hope? :shock:
Only when I'm dared - normally when I'm out with the guys. the same as drinking from a pint glass using no hands/straws or tables. :lol:
Anna..Is that you in your avatar also?
Nope the avatar is just a cover ;)
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 08:21 PM
Talk is all well and good Quedos, but you're forgetting something...
"This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings."
Only sayin'....
Talk is all well and good Quedos, but you're forgetting something...
"This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings."
Only sayin'....
Trust me I'm better dressed up!
Peter Henry
16-06-06, 08:22 PM
Anna...oooh so your even more impressive than that? :wink:
No need to thank me,THANK you! XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!
Quedos,you are SEXY! :wink: :smt055
UlsterSV
16-06-06, 08:23 PM
Talk is all well and good Quedos, but you're forgetting something...
"This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings."
Only sayin'....
Trust me I'm better dressed up!
I'll be the judge of that :wink:
gavhogg
16-06-06, 08:27 PM
***General terms and conditions of the Pageant: Entrants must be female. Entrants must not have a penis. Entrants must have never had a penis. Penises must not be included in photos. I am the judge, and all decisions are not final. I may be swayed by flattery and/or nudity. All pics must be posted in this thread to ensure maximum appreciation from the male viewers of the forum. However, if a pic is extortionately smutty, it is allowed to be sent to me via pm. This is not a problem.[/quote]
PMSL :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Anna...oooh so your even more impressive than that? :wink:
erm.. I didnt say what it was a cover for :roll: :wink:
Peter Henry
16-06-06, 08:29 PM
Speedy calm down fella that pic was taken 15 years ago and before she had her 5 kids. :?
Anna...oh but aren't you a playful little minx. :P
PH,
Somehow,I don't believe you!!!! :lol:
Quedos
Tried to blow up pic so I can determine if you are pretty or not and managed to add it as a desktop background.
Wife just passed and asked me to explain.....your fault you started this, what do I tell her?
independentphoto
16-06-06, 08:55 PM
Why not have a gender-neutral comp that we can all enter?
I dunno what though........nobbly knees or summat?
I'm up for that one no probs - got a fine pair that would give many of the girls a run for their money :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Garry :oops:
independentphoto
16-06-06, 08:56 PM
Quedos
Tried to blow up pic so I can determine if you are pretty or not and managed to add it as a desktop background.
Wife just passed and asked me to explain.....your fault you started this, what do I tell her?
Think you'll find that COPYRIGHT on that belongs to me - JUMPS ON BIKE WITH SPIKEY BOOTS ON.... Heading your way - Bad Penguin! :twisted:
Garry :lol:
independentphoto
16-06-06, 08:58 PM
Talk is all well and good Quedos, but you're forgetting something...
"This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings."
Only sayin'....
You Irish lads are all the same----- NEED READING GLASSES :lol: (Is that because of extra curricular activities perhaps?
You're just not looking close enough - or is it an untrained eye at work???
Garry :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
independentphoto
16-06-06, 09:02 PM
Beside why do you think I have those long thigh boots for - they ain't just photo props.(can't walk in them 5in is too much)
Typical girlie spacial awareness that - all I'll say to that is THANKS That really flatters me then :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Better call the airlines, there's a HUGE one going up!
Garry :safe:
Quedos
Tried to blow up pic so I can determine if you are pretty or not and managed to add it as a desktop background.
Wife just passed and asked me to explain.....your fault you started this, what do I tell her?
Easy you have been asked to provide a male critque on your mates photo as she is having put to a panel of male judges She needs advice.!!! :wink:
Quedos
Tried to blow up pic so I can determine if you are pretty or not and managed to add it as a desktop background.
Wife just passed and asked me to explain.....your fault you started this, what do I tell her?
Think you'll find that COPYRIGHT on that belongs to me - JUMPS ON BIKE WITH SPIKEY BOOTS ON.... Heading your way - Bad Penguin! :twisted:
Garry :lol:
Just think Garry in spikey boots - we need to get a picture of that. Not very safety concious :(
Besides it was my idea!
[quote=UlsterSV]Talk is all well and good Quedos, but you're forgetting something...
"This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings."
Only sayin'....
You Irish lads are all the same----- NEED READING GLASSES :lol: (Is that because of extra curricular activities perhaps?
You're just not looking close enough - or is it an untrained eye at work???
Try this one for sizehttp://upload4.postimage.org/412655/rottenrowstanding.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/412655/photo_hosting.html)
Still only see small pic.
Tbh I think it isn't a problem with the picture but you are indeed only 2 inches tall.
Perefct for a penguin then :wink:
Talk is all well and good Quedos, but you're forgetting something...
"This may include thongs, bra and knickers, and stockings."
Only sayin'....
Trust me I'm better dressed up!
I'll be the judge of that :wink:
Better have a sick bag available then and something for your eyes after it :roll:
Yeah,sadly,the picture is only small! :cry:
Questions is.... is Razor allowed to enter? :lol:
:lol: See terms and conditions :lol:
Discrimination! I want my lawyer! :smt076
lukemillar
16-06-06, 09:49 PM
Not wanting to derail this thread (is kind of related), but after having a look at the 'you and your bike section' earlier.......
How about an sv650.org pin-up calendar!? :lol: We did one at my old work and it was one of the funniest thing ever. Boys + Girls allowed - people could post pics and it goes to a vote. Could quite easily be made into a .pdf and anyone can download it. Also in true bike mag fashion, the rules could be that your SV (or Ducati as I'm sure there are many female members who would like to see PH and his BBQ!) has to feature in the pic with you, though nakedness is optional! :-dd
So waddya think?
:D :D :D :D :D :D
Perefct for a penguin then
http://upload4.postimage.org/412878/12.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/412878/photo_hosting.html)
Me and my bird :kiss:
Not wanting to derail this thread (is kind of related), but after having a look at the 'you and your bike section' earlier.......
How about an sv650.org pin-up calendar!? :lol: We did one at my old work and it was one of the funniest thing ever. Boys + Girls allowed - people could post pics and it goes to a vote. Could quite easily be made into a .pdf and anyone can download it. Also in true bike mag fashion, the rules could be that your SV (or Ducati as I'm sure there are many female members who would like to see PH and his BBQ!) has to feature in the pic with you, though nakedness is optional! :-dd
So waddya think?
:D :D :D :D :D :D
SVrider girls made a legit calendar and got money for it!! Could do it online and the company prints when there is demand. no money tied up in calendars that ain't shifting
I'm up for it!
Perefct for a penguin then
http://upload4.postimage.org/412878/12.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/412878/photo_hosting.html)
Me and my bird :kiss:
Love it :laughat:
SVrider girls made a legit calendar and got money for it!! Could do it online and the company prints when there is demand. no money tied up in calendars that ain't shifting
I'm up for it!
I won't be entering a pic as I'm sure no one wants to see my puny body :!: but if Quedos is in the calendar I've already got my deposit down.
dirtydog
16-06-06, 10:55 PM
think someone tried to do a callender a little while ago
could do a callender and donate the money to charity or to the upkeep of the site?
I'd buy one!
Funny thread, and yer the calender sounds like a good idea.
think someone tried to do a callender a little while ago
could do a callender and donate the money to charity or to the upkeep of the site?
I'd buy one!
Precisely!
I could donate body or photographic skills!
philipMac
17-06-06, 03:19 AM
Anna..Is that you in your avatar also?
Nope the avatar is just a cover ;)
Hands off. I already made a pass at Anna's avatar. I am not sure what it is about Anna's avatar. Its good though. She has a Brooklyn accent. And she doesnt take crap off people. She more than likely is a bit rough too.
Yesh.
dirtydog
17-06-06, 08:42 AM
think someone tried to do a callender a little while ago
could do a callender and donate the money to charity or to the upkeep of the site?
I'd buy one!
Precisely!
I could donate body or photographic skills!
excellent that's miss january sorted then :lol:
rpwoodman
17-06-06, 08:56 AM
Reminds me of the time when I was young.
A lassie I met whispered....
....... "Give me 10 inches and make me scream".
So we made love three times and then I punched her face :wink:
I think I met the same girl. I told her I wasn't going to fold it in half for anyone. :D
UlsterSV
17-06-06, 10:36 AM
think someone tried to do a callender a little while ago
could do a callender and donate the money to charity or to the upkeep of the site?
I'd buy one!
Precisely!
I could donate body or photographic skills!
excellent that's miss january sorted then :lol:
and February, and March, and April, and May, and June.....
I'd definitely buy it!
think someone tried to do a callender a little while ago
could do a callender and donate the money to charity or to the upkeep of the site?
I'd buy one!
Precisely!
I could donate body or photographic skills!
excellent that's miss january sorted then :lol:
and February, and March, and April, and May, and June.....
I'd definitely buy it!
:smt023 :smt053 :smt088
Yeah!
I want a Quedos calendar!!!!!!!
Or just Quedos in the,erhum,flesh would be better!!!! =P~ :smt055
Sid Squid
17-06-06, 03:17 PM
Entrants must not have a penis.
:lol: :lol:
Entrants must have never had a penis.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous
17-06-06, 03:54 PM
Entrants must not have a penis.
:lol: :lol:
Entrants must have never had a penis.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
i think you might find that most of the ladies on this forum have had a penis maybe even more than once :twisted:
Entrants must not have a penis.
:lol: :lol:
Entrants must have never had a penis.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
i think you might find that most of the ladies on this forum have had a penis maybe even more than once :twisted:
=D>
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I was going to challenge the ambiguity of the terms and conditions, but I'm a lady and prefer doing lady things... Like Kittens, swimming in rivers, wearing hats and... ****.
UlsterSV
17-06-06, 04:26 PM
I want ladies, not laaayyyydees.
:lol:
I want ladies, not laaayyyydees.
:lol:
I agree, having your genitals on the outside is deeply wrong...
UlsterSV
17-06-06, 04:36 PM
Well don't give up just yet Razor. Looks like a poor turnout so we might have to call on you as backup.
For the love of God ladies, get your pics up pronto!! :shock:
dirtydog
17-06-06, 04:47 PM
For the love of God ladies, get your pics up pronto!! :shock:
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Anonymous
17-06-06, 06:17 PM
think you might be grateful for pics of razor :?
UlsterSV
17-06-06, 06:25 PM
You'll have to save us, Nutty. Go for it. You know you want to.
philipMac
17-06-06, 06:50 PM
think you might be grateful for pics of razor :?
You'd be lucky to catch her. You would need special high speed photography equipment, with motion sensors. Then you could leave it in the general area of the computer, and there might be the occasional streaking blur.
That would be razor.
She is like a humming bird, flitting about the place. That's why she has to eat all these wierd things. Anything edible that comes in range just gets horsed down.
dirtydog
17-06-06, 07:03 PM
You'll have to save us, Nutty. Go for it. You know you want to.
i think i may have such a photo available :wink: :wink:
UlsterSV
17-06-06, 07:28 PM
You'll have to save us, Nutty. Go for it. You know you want to.
i think i may have such a photo available :wink: :wink:
I'm intrigued! You know what to do, man!
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