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8:15am (approx) Upper Street, Islington
Black Pointy, lady rider. Hello.
8:17am (approx) Upper Street, Rosebery Avenue
Yello Curvy, lady rider, open faced helmet. Hello.
Apologies for my awfully unsociable riding - I was in a hurry!
You need to get out of bed earlier if you're in a hurry :wink:
8:15am (approx) Upper Street, Islington
Black Pointy, lady rider. Hello.
8:17am (approx) Upper Street, Rosebery Avenue
Yello Curvy, lady rider, open faced helmet. Hello.
Apologies for my awfully unsociable riding - I was in a hurry!
Blimey, i had done half a days work by then!!
Helen, you should kick him out of bed earlier
I do try - largely by tickling. It doesn't work though :lol:
8:15am (approx) Upper Street, Islington
Black Pointy, lady rider. Hello.
8:17am (approx) Upper Street, Rosebery Avenue
Yello Curvy, lady rider, open faced helmet. Hello.
Apologies for my awfully unsociable riding - I was in a hurry!
Blimey, i had done half a days work by then!!
Helen, you should kick him out of bed earlier
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wha?
Sid Squid
27-06-06, 02:34 PM
I'm still thinking of being tickled by Helen.
I consider this a most attractive possibility*
*And an enormously slim possibility too.
If you ask her very very very nicely...
Warthog
29-06-06, 10:17 AM
So how do you know they were ladies? I only ask cos I have very long hair and I wonder if people think I am a girl when I ride cos it flaps around out of my helmet...
lukemillar
29-06-06, 10:23 AM
So how do you know they were ladies?
Ladies are generally have a more slender build than a man. They also have these glands on their chests known as breasts. However if you can't tell the difference by now, then there really isn't much hope!
:lol:
They are also much slower riders than men!! (okay, now I'm running.........) :lol:
I'm still thinking of being tickled by Helen.
I consider this a most attractive possibility*
*And an enormously slim possibility too.
Im with ya on that one. However, i was tickled by Verna on Brighton pier last night!!.
I'm still thinking of being tickled by Helen.
I consider this a most attractive possibility*
*And an enormously slim possibility too.
Im with ya on that one. However, i was tickled by Verna on Brighton pier last night!!.
Careful you can get arrested for that!
Warthog
29-06-06, 10:53 AM
I have sort of massive cordura jacket and trousers, they are not very figure-hugging. I think I could pass as a woman :) Might try chatting up some van men at lights and see what happens hehe.
Ceri JC
29-06-06, 01:25 PM
So how do you know they were ladies? I only ask cos I have very long hair and I wonder if people think I am a girl when I ride cos it flaps around out of my helmet...
and you ride and SV. That can't help things either. :wink:
So how do you know they were ladies? I only ask cos I have very long hair and I wonder if people think I am a girl when I ride cos it flaps around out of my helmet...
Didn't you know - doh !!!! - Sv's are ladies bikes!!!! hence they were ladies.
I'm now leaving before I get killed by everyone :wink:
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