View Full Version : Today I met a charming young lady!
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 04:38 PM
So come on what would you like to learn about her? I have no secrets...... 8)
How much did you pay her?
Filipe M.
11-07-06, 04:39 PM
How much did you pay her? :winner:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 04:39 PM
Ah young Razor, we met during her "free time" so payment was not an issue. :wink:
By the way I said met not Mate!
awwwwww could this be the start of a beautiful friendship PH ???????
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 04:42 PM
Well you know Anna it does have possibilities....
Natasha speaks Spanish with a very sensual lisp which I find rather appealing. :wink:
Carrot Cruncher
11-07-06, 04:42 PM
nice one chief, did you have a good time?? :P
Filipe M.
11-07-06, 04:43 PM
Well someone has to, so it might as well be me:
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES!
Fact.
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 04:46 PM
Well Felipe, we did get off to a stuttering kind of a start as we inched up to share her towel on the sandy beach. As she shuffled her handbag fell open and a flow of 50 centimo coins rained down like a one armed bandit giving out a jackpot win.
That led to her admission as to what her "night job" was. I felt that I could rise above that but was curious and asked her.."But who paid with a 50 centimo coin'" She replied..."All of them." :shock:
Filipe M.
11-07-06, 04:49 PM
Well Felipe, we did get off to a stuttering kind of a start as we inched up to share her towel on the sandy beach. As she shuffled her handbag fell open and a flow of 50 centimo coins rained down like a one armed bandit giving out a jackpot win.
That led to her admission as to what her "night job" was. I felt that I could rise above that but was curious and asked her.."But who paid with a 50 centimo coin'" She replied..."All of them." :shock:
Poor girl, she must be really low on money; I mean, she only has one handbag to use at night and at the beach... :roll: But what does she do at nights then, parks cars at a hotel?
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 04:54 PM
Felipe...Natasha is indeed a stunning specimen of the female gender. A curious blend of Russian mother and Argentinian father. Long silk like dark hair and blue eyes. A figure that quite frankly is statuesque and she moves with cat like grace which is a credit to her.
She tells me that she is the cloak room attendant in an exclusive men's club and I can imagine this to be so. :)
She does though have one or two personal issues,but not sure it would be fair to share them on the good ship SV.ORG? :wink:
Filipe M.
11-07-06, 05:03 PM
Felipe...Natasha is indeed a stunning specimen of the female gender. A curious blend of Russian mother and Argentinian father. Long silk like dark hair and blue eyes. A figure that quite frankly is statuesque and she moves with cat like grace which is a credit to her.
She tells me that she is the cloak room attendant in an exclusive men's club and I can imagine this to be so. :)
She does though have one or two personal issues,but not sure it would be fair to share them on the good ship SV.ORG? :wink:
So come on what would you like to learn about her? I have no secrets......
:wink:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 05:07 PM
Well she was a little nervous at first as we stutteringly engaged in playful banter. However she soon became relaxed in my company. I knew she was a little self conscious as she sat there in her tanga and with just a lashing of factor 5 on her particularly well presented err chest.
I of course averted my gaze at every opportunity,(well when she was looking!) :wink:
THIS THREAD IS USELESS WITHOUT PICTURES!
I humbly offer this to the Forum's users for future use:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/twoponds/sv650/worthlesswithoutpics.gif
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 05:16 PM
Be patient boys! Natasha has a slight oddity with her lovely blue eyes,this being that she is actually cross eyed. Not unusual in itself but strangely her's look in opposite directions. i was therefore forever moving to ensure I was in full vision of at least one of them. :?
Anonymous
11-07-06, 05:20 PM
Be patient boys! Natasha has a slight oddity with her lovely blue eyes,this being that she is actually cross eyed. Not unusual in itself but strangely her's look in opposite directions. i was therefore forever moving to ensure I was in full vision of at least one of them. :?
Presumably she was unable to tell if you were coming or going?
tinpants
11-07-06, 05:20 PM
Be patient boys! Natasha has a slight oddity with her lovely blue eyes,this being that she is actually cross eyed. Not unusual in itself but strangely her's look in opposite directions. i was therefore forever moving to ensure I was in full vision of at least one of them. :?
Ah. One eye fishing, one eye shooting. Does "she" have an Adam's Apple and big hands and an unnatural understanding ( for a woman) of the offside rule??? :shock: :shock:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 05:26 PM
Nick....Fortunately I am a bit more carefull in my selections. Your comments are obviously from personal experience. :wink:
I find the fact that one side of Natasha's mouth droops down,rather charming. It causes an amount of spillage when she takes a drink and she was a little reluctant to do so in my company at first.
The lip is an unfortunate legacy of accompanying her father on a boat fishing trip when she was a child. Apparently she got caught by the bait hook as her father caste off..hurling her 30 metres from the boat in to the water. :?
tinpants
11-07-06, 05:31 PM
Nick....Fortunately I am a bit more carefull in my selections. Your comments are obviously from personal experience. :wink:
I find the fact that one side of Natasha's mouth droops down,rather charming. It causes an amount of spillage when she takes a drink and she was a little reluctant to do so in my company at first.
The lip is an unfortunate legacy of accompanying her father on a boat fishing trip when she was a child. Apparently she got caught by the bait hook as her father caste off..hurling her 30 metres from the boat in to the water. :?
Both eyes fishing then!!!!!!!!!!
The lip is an unfortunate legacy of accompanying her father on a boat fishing trip when she was a child. Apparently she got caught by the bait hook as her father caste off..hurling her 30 metres from the boat in to the water. :?
nasty thing that bait hook :? ... gets more people that you imagine ;)
She didn't by any chance star in the last X-Men movie did she :?: :?
Your descrption of her is just getting stranger and stranger Mr. PH :(
Marshall
11-07-06, 06:33 PM
i smell another yarn
so do i
but i still want more info on the mystery lady
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 06:42 PM
Anna...Of course it would take another lady like yourself to offer any understanding. Whereas it seems the boys are just out for titilation.
Natasha certainly does have ahint of the "sultry" about her and that is not diminished any by the door draught excluder type eyebrows that she sports...in fact I think that they add to the allure. :wink:
Biker Biggles
11-07-06, 06:53 PM
She's not a Spaniel is she? :lol:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 06:55 PM
BB...Well I am surprised it has taken you so long to come snuffling around the trough! A Spaniel no my friend, but Foxy...certainly. :wink:
I was thinking along the same lines.....mention of a feline earlier. Am I close?
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 06:58 PM
No this is a woman, a real woman and not a beard wearing one like up in the Highlands! I am afraid Haggis. Your knees would have buckled mate I swear! :shock:
No this is a woman, a real woman and not a beard wearing one like up in the Highlands! I am afraid Haggis. Your knees would have buckled mate I swear! :shock:
The appropriate retort to such scandalous outpourings cannot be uttered on a 'U' rated site. Now you'll never know!
You're right about my knees buckling though. :lol:
Sense of yarn I do...the force strong is :farao:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 07:05 PM
Natasha it turns out is a well travelled girl...some uncouth peeps on here might read that as she's been about a bit. :?
Natasha it turns out is a well travelled girl...some uncouth peeps on here might read that as she's been about a bit. :?
She's not a police sniffer dog is she :wink:
Quiff Wichard
11-07-06, 07:13 PM
PH- I am glad I dont live inside your head.!!
PH- I am glad I dont live inside your head.!!
What an interesting place that would be...(nude BBQ's and all)
TVR_Tracy
11-07-06, 07:16 PM
PMSL!!
A "Foxy" girl with Noel Gallagher-esque eyebrows, wonky eyes, and a droopy mouth...
:smt043 Shall I remove your beer goggles now?
Biker Biggles
11-07-06, 07:22 PM
It's Cherie Blair. :o
Anonymous
11-07-06, 07:34 PM
It's Cherie Blair. :o
It probably isn't....but oh how I wish it was!!! PMSL!!!!!!!
Red ones
11-07-06, 07:38 PM
It's Cherie Blair. :o
It probably isn't....but oh how I wish it was!!! PMSL!!!!!!!
Tony rides an SV, and calls himself M.Ockx!
Anonymous
11-07-06, 07:42 PM
It's Cherie Blair. :o
It probably isn't....but oh how I wish it was!!! PMSL!!!!!!!
Tony rides an SV, and calls himself M.Ockx!
Double lot of PMSL now!!!! I have a vision of my deputy JP doubling as one of the two fat ladies in the sidecar outfit.....
Sorry Mr Henry...derail. I'll shut up now,
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 07:55 PM
Feel free to let your minds wander fellows as I have to admit mine has also since our first meeting this afternoon. It must be said that several of my wanderings would have had mentioned fat ladies spluttering on their Earl Grey!(Lucky Chap! :wink: )
But perhaps my description of this flesh and blood Goddess has not done her justice? I cannot believe anyone would doubt her magnetic attraction.
Did you knock your head and end up in A+E today :?:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 08:05 PM
Jdubya..To my regret my "head" remained untouched...although in weaker moments the thought was entertained. :wink:
We took a little stroll along the paseo maritimo with Natasha in the most hipster of shorts. I found myself having to stop every now and then to tighten my shoe laces in order to cop a quick peep. This ruse was soon discovered when Natasha laughingly pointed out that I was wearing my designer flip flops. :?
As said earlier Mr. PH...
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/Jdubyasv650/useless.gif
UlsterSV
11-07-06, 08:13 PM
Sounds like a charming 'lady' indeed. She doesn't post on internet forums by the name of Razor, does she?
This would not happen to be her "after hours" uniform would it? Nicely vacuum packed?
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/Jdubyasv650/Vacuum_packed.jpg
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 08:19 PM
Heavens above Jdubya..where did you get that pic? Do you know Natasha? The effect would have been better if those red jobbies had been pulled up a Bit don't yer think? :wink:
Well when she first set off on our stroll I was taken a little aback. Not wishing to be cruel but Natasha slipped a 3" stiletto on to her petite right foot and then this humungus Garry Glitter type boot on her left!
All tastefully done though as it was in white to match her other shoe. Took a little bit of getting used to though initially. Of course my pride in strolling along with such a beauty was still of immense proportions despite the occasional glance from people we passed. :?
Ooh PH...I think I might have seen her here once...does she have hair down her back? :lol:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 08:25 PM
Stingo...I dont do Animal Farm mate. Any Old Mare is your department! :wink:
Well when he first set off on our stroll
Aha!!! The plot thickens... :wink:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 08:27 PM
No,no! A slip of the finger,(oohh err!) that's all it was! :?
Slip of the finger hey...
Heavens above Jdubya..where did you get that pic?
That would be from a voyeur forum called BCT(before camel toe) :wink: :cry: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 08:35 PM
Natasha mentioned that she and some friends had been to the world cup in Germany. She enjoyed the company of many gentlemen from strange and exotic lands. She exchanged addresses with many of them.
Will this be concluded before my 22h00 bedtime? I have to be up for work at 05h00 and this thread has me hooked :? :smt017
Biker Biggles
11-07-06, 08:39 PM
Ahhh Mrs.Beckam :shock:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 08:42 PM
Oh BB what a WAG you are! No Natasha mentioned a special mission to do with "foreign relations" so I guess she is something of a diplomat? She did mention that prior to leaving her company, the men were in the habit of leaving her a tip for her advice. :?
Oh BB what a WAG you are! No Natasha mentioned a special mission to do with "foreign relations" so I guess she is something of a diplomat? She did mention that prior to leaving her company, the men were in the habit of leaving her a tip for her advice. :?
So why didnt you give her your tip then :lol:
D.
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 09:18 PM
Well I had mentioned Sudoxe that perhaps the large boot she wore on the left foot might be best toned down in colour? :?
TVR_Tracy
11-07-06, 09:29 PM
1. She enjoyed the company of many gentlemen from strange and exotic lands.
2. She did mention that prior to leaving her company, the men were in the habit of leaving her a tip for her advice
With qualities like hers, I expect she caters for a specific niche in the "market".... :lol: ...Well, they do say there's someone for everyone :-P
With repsect to the ample eyebrows... I'm thinking of scary Fran from Dodgeball...
http://www.dekaino.net/img/dodgeball-fran.jpg
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 09:34 PM
Tracy...You stalking me? :wink: :P
Well I ventured that maybe I could take her to dinner tomorrow evening and though she was excited at the prospect she soon became more hesitant.
Embarassing for her to admit of course but she apparently suffers with incontinence. I attempted a joke and said well we are ok we are in Europe! Didn't work though actually. :?
TVR_Tracy
11-07-06, 09:41 PM
Stalking you... I think I've already missed the boat, I cannot compete with Tasha's femine charms... PMSL!!!
This story is genius... I've not laughed so much in ages :lol:
Peter Henry
11-07-06, 10:00 PM
But I am then faced with a dilemma, a restaurant offering the right amount of ambience yet with unobstructed access to the ladies! Not something I have ever had to prioritise when organising a date tbh?
How do you deal with your similar water works problem Tracy? :wink:
TVR_Tracy
12-07-06, 07:01 AM
How do you deal with your similar water works problem Tracy? :wink:
Sorry, no water works problems here... m'pelvic floor muscles are in full working order ROFL!!!
Marshall
12-07-06, 07:15 AM
So we still know no more then?
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 07:59 AM
Well my Natasha,(ooh notice how I have borrowed one of Falc's little endearing phrases there?) had a rather solitary childhood which was largely caused by the lack of money in the home.
Her parents could not afford to clothe her properly and so playing out with other children was not an option. That was until the joyful day that the battered and torn straw hat flew off the head of the local Rag and Bone man's horse's head in a gust of wind. This just happened to coincide with Natasah's mother passing by.
The prize was captured and taken home to the 14 year old Natasha. She could still not go out to play with friends but could at least now peer from a window of the house now that she had a new hat to wear.
Actually it was my phrase you stole Peter It started with My mate Fizz
but carry on :lol:
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 08:09 AM
My Tara I do apologise for that. Will you ever find your way to forgiving me?? :?
My Tara I do apologise for that. Will you ever find your way to forgiving me?? :?
:lol: of course
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 08:19 AM
Natasha's head flinging twitch is almost unnoticeable after a little while,although it can catch you out when it occurs as she puts her mouth to a drink. I have never seen a Cherry B and Cider last so long.
*(Special note must be made at this point. This drink was chosen for Natasha as in my yoof this drink was cheekily known as "the leg opener". My reasons for purchasing it on this occasion were of course purely scientific) :wink:
Come on get to the punchline :roll:
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 08:28 AM
Viney...Do you always like to get things over so quickly. :wink: :P
Viney...Do you always like to get things over so quickly. :wink: :P
4 pages? quick? hardly!! :shock:
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 08:32 AM
Keith.....Relax fella. A touch of whale music, psychedlic bubble light show with you sat in cross legged meditation pose should do the trick. :wink: 8)
Keith.....Relax fella. A touch of whale music, psychedlic bubble light show with you sat in cross legged meditation pose should do the trick. :wink: 8)
painting pictures with words mr henry.!
and you make it out like it'll be worth the wait! :wink:
Red ones
12-07-06, 08:59 AM
I have never seen a Cherie last so long.
As we have long suspected!
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 09:02 AM
Natasha has a rather fetching feature which apparently is a custom back in the village where she grew up.
She has her long silk like arm pit hair braided with coloured baubles. A charming touch I thought. :)
Red ones
12-07-06, 09:04 AM
I remember this young lady now!
She features predominently in the songs at the Rugby Club! Something about hair down to her knees.
So Mr PH where are you going to be taking this charming lady on your date??
Viney...Do you always like to get things over so quickly. :wink: :P I dont like it, and im in therapy for it ok.
Now get on with your story, im loosing the will to live ;)
So Mr PH where are you going to be taking this charming lady on your date??
The beach at Blackpool by the sounds of it :wink:
Warthog
12-07-06, 09:26 AM
aaargh I read through 4 pages of this and still no conclusion!? Pass the whale music kiethd....... :evil: :roll: :lol:
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 09:26 AM
Anna,
I was thinking of a rather pretty restaurant that is situated on a wooden terrace that sits out over the lapping waves. A perfect setting I think for our blossoming romance.
I think it would also prove rather practical if Natasha's plumbing decides to activate itself. My thinking is that the sound of the waves will provide good audio cover and any spillage can simply drain away through the floor boards? Thus saving Natasha from a paniccy retreat to the ladies room?
I have it all mapped well don't you think? Considerate,that's me. 8)
Stormspiel
12-07-06, 09:29 AM
I remember this young lady now!
She features predominently in the songs at the Rugby Club! Something about hair down to her knees.
this one ??
Aahlawetta, Gentil aahlawetta
Aahlawetta, je te plumerai
Captain) How i love her Curly hair
Pack) How we love her curly hair
Captain) Curly Hair
Pack) Curly Hair
All) Singing Aahlawetta, Gentil Aahlawetta, Aahlawetta je te plumerai
Captain) How i love her Bushy Brows
Pack) How we love her Bushy Brows
Captain) Bushy Brows
Pack) Bushy Brows
Captain) Curly Hair
Pack) Curly Hair
All) Singing Aahlawetta, Gentil Aahlawetta, Aahlawetta je te plumerai
Captain) How i love her Criss cross eyes
Pack) How we love her Criss cross eyes
Captain) Criss cross eyes
Pack) Criss cross eyes
Captain) Bushy Brows
Pack) Bushy Brows
Captain) Curly Hair
Pack) Curly Hair
All) Singing Aahlawetta, Gentil Aahlawetta, Aahlawetta je te plumerai
Insert 1 more everytime
1 Curly hair (rat's nest hair)
2 Bushy brows (furrowed brow)
3 Criss-cross eyes (bloodshot eyes)
4 Crooked nose (broken nose)
5 Dingy lip (sucking lips)
6 Two buck teeth (c**-stained teeth)
7 Double chin (drooling chin)
8 Saggy tits (swinging tits)
9 Big pot belly (pregnant belly/big beer belly)
10 Fishy F***y (furry thing)
11 Knobbly knees (skinny legs)
12 Webbed feet (big smelly feet)
:lol: The joys of drunken rugby lads :lol:
I think I have a picture of Natasha.......................
https://www.terragalleria.com/images/np-rockies/grte1840.jpeg
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 10:21 AM
Boys really can be wicked at times. That is very hurtfull Jabba, I am surprised at you! :?
**Yawn**
Is the end in sight?
Halonic
12-07-06, 10:31 AM
I read the first four posts and skipped to the end
has this wind up died yet?
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 10:40 AM
Natasha shared with me that she no longer felt that any man could really make her "feel like a woman". Naturally as any red blooded male would, I acknowledged that she was probably right.
Was I right to do that? :?
Boys really can be wicked at times. That is very hurtfull Jabba, I am surprised at you! :?
No you're not!!!
C'mon......get on with it. You're not forgiven for the BBQ story yet :wink:
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 10:45 AM
It would appear that I am being punished for my previous "crying wolf" exploits. Then when a genuine situation arises no-one is willing to share in my joy. :?
It would appear that I am being punished for my previous "crying wolf" exploits. Then when a genuine situation arises no-one is willing to share in my joy. :?
PH that simply isnt true we are all about the joy ...ignore the other cynics who would poke fun at your obious genuine delight at meeting such a fantastic catch. :wink:
I sounds like you have your date all sown up with all possible eventualities covered.
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 11:03 AM
Well you know Anna covering all bases is a good idea don't you think?
We had a playful little swim yesterday which was nice, we hugged among the frothing waves and Natasha said to me,"I think there could be something big between us." :oops:
TVR_Tracy
12-07-06, 11:06 AM
Was it a jellyfish?
:lol:
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 11:16 AM
Tracy...More like a "man of war" if you know what I'm saying sister? :wink: :P
Was it a jellyfish?
:lol:
Sounds like PH is a bit of a shark :lol:
rpwoodman
12-07-06, 11:39 AM
Natasha speaks Spanish with a very sensual lisp which I find rather appealing. :wink:
Like Mike Tysons?
Natasha speaks Spanish with a very sensual lisp which I find rather appealing. :wink:
Like Mike Tysons?
I have a mate who used to have an Alsatian which had a lisp............funniest thing in the world hearing it "bark" :lol:
PH:
Please don't take offence at the above mutt-related story as I'm sure that it bears no relevance to your thread :wink:
PH wrote:It would appear that I am being punished for my previous "crying wolf" exploits. Then when a genuine situation arises no-one is willing to share in my joy
Well at least you have yourself a Blues Name now
Peter "Cryin Wolf" Henry
Woke up this mornin. . .da derr da da
Had a shemale in my bed . . . da der da da
As I pulled back the covers all her body hair had been shed WWHHHoooooo yeahhh - *long slow rift*
Peter Henry
12-07-06, 01:55 PM
I have though been in turmoil. I have come to terms with Natasha's list of oddities as they are over powered by her unconventional beauty. In fact she showed me a picture of her mother when she was the same age as Natasha and they were like identical twins.
However the lasting image I have in my mind is the most recent picture of Natasha's mother that she also showed me. I have tried to rise aboe such shallowness, but cannot escape that old wisdom of..if you want to know what she will look like in a few years...take a look at her mother.
I need your help here SV peeps.....
http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/7453/ugly8wh.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Felipe...Natasha is indeed a stunning specimen of the female gender. A curious blend of Russian mother and Argentinian father.
Find out if she has a sister and PM me:)
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