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Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 11:59 AM
eating cracker bread and weigh****cher meals..,,,














oh and the odd packet of bourbons dunked in my numerous brews throughout the day !!

Swiss
12-07-06, 12:00 PM
Do Bourbons not negate the weigh****her meals?

Jabba
12-07-06, 12:01 PM
eating cracker bread and pork pies..,,,



Figures :wink:

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 12:04 PM
Do Bourbons not negate the weigh****her meals?

swiss... sshhhh I arent eating any weigh****chers meals really.. :wink:

timwilky
12-07-06, 12:08 PM
well as I had a bar of Galaxy Fruit and Nut for lunch, I guess I will have to join you on the weigh****chers meals for the rest of the day. BTW there is unopened packs of Bourbons and custard creams in my biscuit barrel. Will the packs remain intact through the rest of the week?.

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 12:12 PM
once you pop you cant stop!!

Law
12-07-06, 12:18 PM
What is the whole point of low fat meals and watching what you eat? I don't count calories, I just eat and I'm not fat.

Tara
12-07-06, 12:19 PM
I eat carefully these days since i hit thirty my metabolism has slowed right down

TVR_Tracy
12-07-06, 12:21 PM
I don't count calories, I just eat and I'm not fat.

I'm the same... but one day the metabolism will grind to a halt, and then I can become a stunt double for Dawn French :lol:

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 12:24 PM
my mum is like that-

she can eat whatever she wants and is a lovely figure.. (for 72)


My dad- is a fat Ba*&^^D




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I have my dad's genes... :cry:

Tara
12-07-06, 12:24 PM
you are dead lucky you get to eat whatever you want Tracy me i'm suffering from the copious amount of cider i drank on friday night so i've been eating crackerbread too Quiff and a0% fat 0% sugar yoghurt too

Jabba
12-07-06, 12:30 PM
I've just scoffed a full roast beef dinner and vanilla slice. Still hungry :cry:



Suggestions for something else, anyone?

TVR_Tracy
12-07-06, 12:30 PM
Suggestions for something else, anyone?

A big yummy Galaxy Icecream *runs to the shop*...

Law
12-07-06, 12:32 PM
When I said I just eat, I'd like to think I eat quite healthily, no cramming myself with sweets, not too much fast food. Says me munching on Oreo's and milk this very moment.

Marshall
12-07-06, 12:33 PM
Suggestions for something else, anyone?

A big yummy Galaxy Icecream *runs to the shop*...

ooh ooh, can you get me one too please

Tara
12-07-06, 12:34 PM
i've got raspberries to eat they are nice raspberries but its not the same a big icecream with a flake in it or a bar or dairy milk

mmm i'm off to the canteen

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 12:35 PM
Law...

you are lucky-

but then - what are you?.. 12>>?

when I was 12 i was thin

when i was 18 I had a six pack..

when I was 22 I had 2 kids

when I was 32 I had 2 ex wifes.. !!

Now i am in me slippers, thirty dare not say waist.. 3 chins and approaching 40.. thinking Oh my god I am turning into my father.





.. it will happen to you.!! believe me

DanDare
12-07-06, 12:35 PM
When I said I just eat, I'd like to think I eat quite healthily, no cramming myself with sweets, not too much fast food. Says me munching on Oreo's and milk this very moment.

Ahhh! Is it bed time soon. :lol: :lol:

Tara
12-07-06, 12:36 PM
my sister is 33 and she's turned into my mother :shock: it does happen

Law
12-07-06, 12:37 PM
mmmm Ben & Jerry's chocolate fudge brownie or Hagen Daz belgian chocolate =P~ =P~

TVR_Tracy
12-07-06, 12:37 PM
Suggestions for something else, anyone?

A big yummy Galaxy Icecream *runs to the shop*...

ooh ooh, can you get me one too please

Sure put your order's in :-) I feel spritely today... :lol: and lazy too...

Jabba
12-07-06, 12:37 PM
Suggestions for something else, anyone?

A big yummy Galaxy Icecream *runs to the shop*...

ooh ooh, can you get me one too please

Just one :shock:




:wink:

Jabba
12-07-06, 12:38 PM
Suggestions for something else, anyone?

A big yummy Galaxy Icecream *runs to the shop*...

ooh ooh, can you get me one too please

Sure put your order's in :-) I feel spritely today... :lol: and lazy too...


White Choc Magnum for me please, TVR-T :D

Law
12-07-06, 12:38 PM
When I said I just eat, I'd like to think I eat quite healthily, no cramming myself with sweets, not too much fast food. Says me munching on Oreo's and milk this very moment.

Ahhh! Is it bed time soon. :lol: :lol:

OMG I've missed my afternoon nap!! :lol: :lol:

Tara
12-07-06, 12:40 PM
:lol:

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 12:41 PM
white choc magnum mmmmmmmmmmmm

Marshall
12-07-06, 12:43 PM
Do they still do Solero's, if they do ill have one of them please

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 12:43 PM
look -

point proven..


here me and heres my father.. bless him.. ..

and- I have seen pictures of him when he was 18 fit as a fiddle. thin as I was and playing semi pro tennis circuit.. (he wasnt in a wheelchair then :lol: ).. I can poke fun .. cos he's MY dad..


see.. a less than flattering pic of moi-- and then Daddy ...

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/sigourneysbeaver/25.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b326/sigourneysbeaver/farmdayout004.jpg



we have lots of things in common...


mainly chins !!

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 12:45 PM
ps- the handbag isnt his !!!

Jabba
12-07-06, 12:52 PM
ps- the handbag is mine!!!


:lol:

TVR_Tracy
12-07-06, 12:55 PM
aawww I think a man with a manbag is a good thing :lol:

Law
12-07-06, 12:56 PM
aawww I think a man with a manbag is a good thing :lol:

Is that so you don't have to carry his phone, wallet, makeup in yours?

Tara
12-07-06, 12:59 PM
aawww I think a man with a manbag is a good thing :lol:

:shock: can't see Falc with one somehow

creamerybutter
12-07-06, 12:59 PM
aawww I think a man with a manbag is a good thing :lol:

Is that so you don't have to carry his phone, wallet, makeup in yours?

Makeup? Is that why you looked so young and fresh faced? :P

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 01:00 PM
who sir me sir oo sir no sir

how very dare you !!

Law
12-07-06, 01:05 PM
aawww I think a man with a manbag is a good thing :lol:

Is that so you don't have to carry his phone, wallet, makeup in yours?

Makeup? Is that why you looked so young and fresh faced? :P

No, I don't use makeup but if I did I'll need a manbag. :P

creamerybutter
12-07-06, 01:09 PM
aawww I think a man with a manbag is a good thing :lol:

Is that so you don't have to carry his phone, wallet, makeup in yours?

Makeup? Is that why you looked so young and fresh faced? :P

No, I don't use makeup but if I did I'll need a manbag. :P

:lol: Sounds like your advertising manbags.

Peter Henry
12-07-06, 01:09 PM
Quiff..Yer old man looks like he has a lot more life in him than you! :wink: :P

I can't understand your pre occupation with your weight mate? Or is it more your shape? Many women love the more rounded male,you just ask the girls on here,(mind you I would avoid askin the Terrible Sisters from Burscough...you'll get no sense from those two)

I am sure your Kim is grateful of somehwere to perch her mug of cocoa when you are partaking in your marital rights. :wink:

The Henry Stay firm and Fit beyond when it is reasonable to be so Regime goes like this:

No breakfast or any eating a.m. unless sign of headache coming on. Ignore all stomach growls and aches.

Lunch around 2.00pm normally a sandwich or salad.

Dinner normally taken around 9.00pm normally involves lots of salads, fresh veg, rice,pasta. Fish and chicken with very rare use of red meat.

No in between meal snacks or alcoholic beverages.

Most of this now is second nature due to my frugal existence spent at the Sisters of Charity Convent.

HTH.

Jabba
12-07-06, 01:16 PM
blah blah blah, some load of old bollox followed by more blah......

I think this emoticon is appropriate:
:^o




I believed you up until the Convent bit.........yeah, I know should have caught on a bit quicker :lol:

Peter Henry
12-07-06, 01:21 PM
Jab...TBH...the last bit was the only fib! Quite sad aren't I? :?

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 01:29 PM
Peter has a good figure actually-

for an older gentleman.



I just yearn for my lean days of my youth.. fit as a fiddle and a six pack.. ...




I just like chocolate too much..

well and food- i eat nothing else.!





- if anyone else ever comments on my weight I will refer them to grinch's T shirt on the rideout.. that was ace.

Jabba
12-07-06, 01:30 PM
Jab...TBH...the last bit was the only fib!

:^o

Quite sad aren't I? :?

No mate, not at all.

Have finished off the Natasha thread yet................. :wink:

Jabba
12-07-06, 01:31 PM
.. fit as a fiddle and a six pack.. ...

Shame it's turned into a barrel, mate :(







:lol:

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 01:32 PM
LOL

right I am on an official get fit fortnight..

Filipe M.
12-07-06, 01:35 PM
- if anyone else ever comments on my weight I will refer them to grinch's T shirt on the rideout.. that was ace.

Would you so kindly transcribe the contents? I recall seeing a pic of it somewhere, but only half of it was shown...

TVR_Tracy
12-07-06, 01:36 PM
I am sure your Kim is grateful of somehwere to perch her mug of cocoa when you are partaking in your marital rights. :wink:

That is a great image!... Do cup holders come as standard? lol

No, I don't use makeup but if I did I'll need a manbag.

You should try it, you might like it :lol:

Law
12-07-06, 01:40 PM
No, I don't use makeup but if I did I'll need a manbag.

You should try it, you might like it :lol:

I didn't, :silent: whoops, said too much :lol:

Peter Henry
12-07-06, 01:57 PM
Law...Look like that inner you is just bursting to get out......daaaahrling! :wink:

Quiff Wichard
12-07-06, 01:59 PM
- if anyone else ever comments on my weight I will refer them to grinch's T shirt on the rideout.. that was ace.

Would you so kindly transcribe the contents? I recall seeing a pic of it somewhere, but only half of it was shown...



it said

paraphrasing...



yes I have put weight on-
Every time I **** your Mrs she makes me a sandwich

Filipe M.
12-07-06, 02:03 PM
- if anyone else ever comments on my weight I will refer them to grinch's T shirt on the rideout.. that was ace.

Would you so kindly transcribe the contents? I recall seeing a pic of it somewhere, but only half of it was shown...



it said

paraphrasing...



yes I have put weight on-
Every time I **** your Mrs she makes me a sandwich

Sorry I asked........... :roll:


:lol: