Joke

[Marshall]

" Can I have some Irish Sausages please?" asked Paddy

The Assistant looked at him and asked, "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was
Italian?

Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was
German?
Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was
Jewish? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was


Mexican? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?

The assistant says, "Well no".

"And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was
French?
What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"
"Well, I probably wouldn't!"
So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right
then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish
Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Homebase."

[BillyC]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I liked that!

[Jabba]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I liked that!

As did the ppeps in my office. Excellent :lol:

[Quiff Wichard]

my wifes nan.. when she was alive bless her--


on holiday ... years ago.. she asked for a kilometre of pears.!!

[rpwoodman]

my wifes nan.. when she was alive bless her--

on holiday ... years ago.. she asked for a kilometre of pears.!!

If we're going OT and on to what coffin-dodgers have said. A girl I used to share a house with went to University in Swansea. She got a postcard from her gran which said "Your Wales is a lovely country, but it must get dark in the winter with all those mountains". Eh?
She also used to put peas in fruit cake.

[UlsterSV]

Mocking the Irish on the Twelfth of July. I thought that was only done over here :lol:

[kitten]

teee hee heee hee hee hee good un :thumright: x

[Quiff Wichard]

if we stay "ON TOPIC"

all we will get is the same joke over and over again

[falc]

:lol: :lol:

[BILLY]

:lol: :lol:

[Moo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: