The NHS and the front bottom glossary [Archive] - SV650.org

Razor

12-07-06, 04:53 PM

http://www.doncasterwestpct.nhs.uk/uploads/reports/GlossaryforInternationalRecruits.pdf

TVR_Tracy

12-07-06, 05:08 PM

LOL!

Doofer is a new one for me.... Unfortunately my mate and her family use that phrase for their TV remote... "Anyone seen the doofer" :shock: :lol:

Scoobs

12-07-06, 05:12 PM

I've copied the link before it gets modded!

:wink: :lol:

kitten

12-07-06, 05:28 PM

that is bloomin top!!!
dead yorkshire like, this is where people talk reet proply like!
:D
:cat:

Anonymous

12-07-06, 05:30 PM

That is quite disgusting and unecessary, Ms Razor. There are at least five words for top front bottoms in there, none of which have any place in a Motorcycle Forum. Thank goodness there is no discussion of Lady Gardens - that would be too much.

K

12-07-06, 05:39 PM

I don't think I'll utter the innocent phrase of "I'll be coming on the Honda" ever again! :oops:

Razor

12-07-06, 05:40 PM

That is quite disgusting and unecessary, Ms Razor.

:takeabow: :takeabow: :takeabow:

Jabba

12-07-06, 06:39 PM

I don't think I'll utter the innocent phrase of "I'll be coming on the Honda" ever again! :oops:

Thank goodness it doesn't mention "Riding the Hornet" :shock:

Quedos

12-07-06, 08:57 PM

I don't think I'll utter the innocent phrase of "I'll be coming on the Honda" ever again! :oops:

Ditto put a whole new meaning on life!

Nick762

13-07-06, 10:46 AM

My wife who is a midwife had a woman come to her saying she had a problem with her "Mary Lou!" She had not heard this term before and was a little perturbed as her given name is Mary Louise :shock:

Scoobs

13-07-06, 10:50 AM

My wife who is a midwife had a woman come to her saying she had a problem with her "Mary Lou!" She had not heard this term before and was a little perturbed as her given name is Mary Louise :shock:

My wifes name is Fanny!

Nick762

13-07-06, 12:08 PM

My wife who is a midwife had a woman come to her saying she had a problem with her "Mary Lou!" She had not heard this term before and was a little perturbed as her given name is Mary Louise :shock:

My wifes name is Fanny!

Is she American by any chance?

Viney

13-07-06, 12:21 PM

My wife who is a midwife had a woman come to her saying she had a problem with her "Mary Lou!" She had not heard this term before and was a little perturbed as her given name is Mary Louise :shock:

My wifes name is Fanny!Is that the number one wife or number 2?

timwilky

13-07-06, 12:50 PM

Is it only me that find it a little disappointing that a NHS department feels the need to publish such a list, even worse that members of the public would use 3/4 of the phrases contained within said list when consulting a medical professional.

Peter Henry

13-07-06, 12:52 PM

Yes Tim, I am afarid you are alone in your dissapointment! :P

Jase22

13-07-06, 01:34 PM

Has anyone else ever referred to their old boy as "Chip"? :?

Had to chuckle at this though.

Filipe M.

13-07-06, 01:43 PM

Has anyone else ever referred to their old boy as "Chip"? :?

Had to chuckle at this though.

Whole new meaning to the "having a chip on ones shoulder" expression... :roll:

thor

13-07-06, 01:47 PM

The funnier story is that when I knew a lot of trainee doctors, half of them didn't know these terms. Some of them apparently went quite red when told!

Its all about being able to comunicate well with your patients

mattSV

13-07-06, 01:50 PM

FilipeM wrote:-

Jase22 wrote:
Has anyone else ever referred to their old boy as "Chip"?

Had to chuckle at this though.

Whole new meaning to the "having a chip on ones shoulder" expression

Whenever we go to Poole Quay, Scoobs always says that he fancies a large portion of cheesy chips :oops: :oops: :oops:

wyrdness

13-07-06, 02:16 PM

http://www.doncasterwestpct.nhs.uk/uploads/reports/GlossaryforInternationalRecruits.pdf

:D :D :D :D

"Doctor, I've got fishdocks and I'm on my honda" PMSL

Moo

13-07-06, 08:45 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Stingo

13-07-06, 09:04 PM

http://www.doncasterwestpct.nhs.uk/uploads/reports/GlossaryforInternationalRecruits.pdf

:D :D :D :D

"Doctor, I've got fishdocks and I'm on my honda" PMSL

:lol: :lol: Absolutely in little pieces here...fetch me more ribs!! :lol:

:winner:

ArtyLady

13-07-06, 10:30 PM

Is it only me that find it a little disappointing that a NHS department feels the need to publish such a list, even worse that members of the public would use 3/4 of the phrases contained within said list when consulting a medical professional.

Is it serious then? :? :lol: :lol:

I agree Tim - do people really not know the proper lingo for their bits and bobs then? Obviously the biology national curriculum isnt working :wink: :lol: :lol: