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LONDON (AFP) - Police in eastern England are telling local women to wear nice knickers and have a wax before getting fuelled up on booze, newspapers reported.
The latest attempt by the police to get hip with the kids is aimed at hammering home a responsible drinking message to the sort of young lady who might be found blind drunk and vomiting in a gutter after a night out on the town.
"For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think," reads Safe! magazine, accompanied by pictures of a scantily-clad woman collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.
"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax.
"Better still, eat before you go out, think about how much you're drinking, pace yourself and drink plenty of water between bevvies (drinks), or better still, don't get in this sorry state -- it's not nice."
The Suffolk constabulary in eastern England insists there is a serious point behind their seemingly bizarre advice.
Officers felt they had to talk to women in a language they might understand.
"There have been a number of attacks on women who have been drinking and there is a serious message to get across," a Suffolk Police spokeswoman told The Guardian newsapaper.
"We've written this in a gossipy, tongue-in-cheek style in the hope that young women will pick it up and read it and take notice."
remember girls, nobody likes it when you have a bad hair day... :D :D :D
JUICY LUCY
13-07-06, 11:27 AM
[quote]LONDON (AFP) - Police in eastern England are telling local women to wear nice knickers and have a wax before getting fuelled up on booze, newspapers reported.
"For those of you intent on getting ratted (drunk) this weekend, think," reads Safe! magazine, accompanied by pictures of a scantily-clad woman collapsed on the floor flashing her underwear.
"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up. You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax.
"Better still, eat before you go out, think about how much you're drinking, pace yourself and drink plenty of water between bevvies (drinks), or better still, don't get in this sorry state -- it's not nice."
"There have been a number of attacks on women who have been drinking and there is a serious message to get across," a Suffolk Police spokeswoman told The Guardian newsapaper.
"We've written this in a gossipy, tongue-in-cheek style in the hope that young women will pick it up and read it and take notice."
..........OK, so as long as I've got my best knickers on and had a brazilian wax, I won't offend anyone. Ah good idea, eat before I go out so that I have a soft liquid to land in - LOVELY :lol: :lol: . Oh yes, doesn't say anything about not going topless so I guess I can assume that'll be OK as I lay in my sick showing off my diamond encrusted underwear and brazilian wax - LUVERLY :smt078
Warthog
13-07-06, 11:33 AM
I think they mean wax your legs, not a brazilian :lol:
I think they mean wax your legs, not a brazilian :lol:
thats not what they meant in my mind..... :wink:
I think they mean wax your legs, not a brazilian :lol:
No, no, no.........they meant "get a Brazilian" :wink:
Not entirely sure where they get the idea that showing off a well tended undercarriage will reduce attacks... :? Surely displaying something nasty would put off potential predators? :lol:
Carsick
13-07-06, 11:40 AM
Not entirely sure where they get the idea that showing off a well tended undercarriage will reduce attacks... :? Surely displaying something nasty would put off potential predators? :lol:
They're saying "don't drink so much and get legless" but they're trying to get girls to read it by sounding gossipy and tongue in cheeky.
Yeah, I know but I think the whole concept is flawed. :P
I think what they've written sounds like a good idea. They've obviously written it with the intention that women (I won't call the target audience ladies!) are put off consuming so much alcohol they get in to this state (and I'm not saying men don't do it as well!).
I've had women come up to me on nights out flashing all their bits when they're absolutely blind drunk and it's not endearing to say the least!
Hopefully this article would make the local pleasure-seekers realise that it's not such a great idea getting in to such state that every passer by laughs, mocks, or worse, takes advantage of someone in that kind of condition.
Don't get me wrong, men are at least as bad for getting drunk / falling over / fighting / throwing up, etc but it is a very sorry sight to see a pretty girl with everything on display, throwing up on to herself in a gutter (believe me, I've seen it and I'm sure others have too!)
Eat before you go out!! :smt030
We don't (do) :wink: wanna see what you had for breakfast!!
Warthog
13-07-06, 11:48 AM
I think they mean wax your legs, not a brazilian :lol:
No, no, no.........they meant "get a Brazilian" :wink:
I am too naive :oops:
JUICY LUCY
13-07-06, 11:52 AM
Lets' face it it's not a pretty sight watching ANYONE throw up.
I get stinking drunk fairly often but I've never flashed my bits, or generally wear the kinds of clothes that can easily 'ride up' if I know I'll be getting blotto. Although I guess I DO stop drinking when I reach a certain point but it's more a natural trigger when i start to feel TOO drunk.
It won't make a blind bit of difference to the ones who do. It's in their mindset and I reckon they see it as all part of having a mental night out.
Just my opinion though, would be great if it did work.
JUICY LUCY
13-07-06, 11:58 AM
I don't drink often but when I do I get totally bladdered. I DO wear skimpy tops but I tend to wear Skinny jeans. After all seeing a woman topless (if I end up getting that p*ssed) is easier on the male eyes than seeing a woman bottomless. :oops:
it is a very sorry sight to see a pretty girl with everything on display, throwing up on to herself in a gutter
Speak for yourself.
Call me old fashioned but I find that quite attractive in a lady.
it is a very sorry sight to see a pretty girl with everything on display, throwing up on to herself in a gutter
Speak for yourself.
Call me old fashioned but I find that quite attractive in a lady.
ROFL!! :lol:
Yeah, I know but I think the whole concept is flawed. :P Well to someone who is more mature than the young female chav culture of the UK maybe
Carsick
13-07-06, 12:05 PM
Yeah, I know but I think the whole concept is flawed. :P
Probably.
Yeah, I know but I think the whole concept is flawed. :P Well to someone who is more mature than the young female chav culture of the UK maybe
Good point, innit bruv. ;)
Anonymous
13-07-06, 03:24 PM
excellent, serious message but put over in a funny way. not that anyone will adhere to it :lol:
No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know all this dont I cause this one time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
Filipe M.
13-07-06, 03:53 PM
No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know all this dont I cause this one time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
Been drinking again, heh falc? :roll:
pegasus
13-07-06, 03:54 PM
blimey.......have you seen the fem population in suffolk....the reason all the blokes out here have moustaches is so that they look like their mums.
No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know all this dont I cause this one time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
Been drinking again, heh falc? :roll:
Bit of little britain, a comedy sketch program over here, quite good in places
Filipe M.
13-07-06, 03:59 PM
No, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah but I know all this dont I cause this one time Miss Rennig, who everyone knows is a total lesbian, made Candice Burton stay behind after PE, started telling her off for gobbing on Sunita Geschwani's hair. But everyone knows she only made her stay late because she wanted to get off with her, cuz when she was telling her off her legs were wide open and Candice reckons she could see her spider.
Been drinking again, heh falc? :roll:
Bit of little britain, a comedy sketch program over here, quite good in places
Heh we have it shown here too, wrapped under "BritCom" along with Allo Allo, The Vicar of Dibley, Swiss Tony, The Office, People Like Us, Goodness Gracious Me, and a bunch of cracking other ones. Best TV time all week, if you ask me, although I have yet to see Little Britain... I'm spending way too much time on the PS2 lately.
Marshall
13-07-06, 04:18 PM
Little Britain is feckin ace
Little Britain is feckin ace
You would say that though ;)
Marshall
13-07-06, 04:52 PM
Little Britain is feckin ace
You would say that though ;)
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philipMac
13-07-06, 04:56 PM
So... this is the thing, people getting absolutely locked, and puking and collapsing all over the shop is not nice.
It doesnt happen in most countries. People end up hurt, raped, in all sorts of bother generally.
Ireland is just as bad as the UK in this respect.
What would be the problem with the cops just going around from midnight on, and rounding up these people into a van, and dumping them off at the local cop shop holding pen for the night. Hurd them in, let them sit on the concrete floor.
When they are able to walk and talk, they would recieve a warning, and sent on their way.
If they do it again within 3 months, they get a fine.
If they continue to do it, the fines get higher, and they get charged with breach of the peace or something.
Or have I just been in the US for too long?
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