Write an emoticon story..

[kciN]

So, allow me to start.

I was :riding: the other day when a :driving: cut me up. He got the :smt097 and the :toss: but with one hand only. I didn't get too :hackedoff: but managed to stay :smt004 .

When I got in I put on my :elephant: and :safe: and met up with the missus.
After about 3 minutes of :makelurve: and her :smt046 I was fast :smt015 and she wasn't too :x about it!

[Spiderman]

hey this is much more difficult than the Emoticon Movies we did not too long ago.

How about this then... I once worked on a farm and was paid to :smt117 .

told you i was rubbish at this.

[sharriso74]

Went out on Friday night for a few :drink: tried to get into a :rave: looking for a bit of :love: :makelurve: but the :toss: on the door wouldn't let me in. So having had too much :drink: I get a bit :smt013 and end up :smt014 with the guy on the door. Next thing I'm on the floor being :smt075 by the :toss: on the door and end up getting carted off by the :plod: . No :cat: for me that night.

[Spiderman]

...... No :cat: for me that night.

:smt044

Brilliant.

[Jester666]

A :?:

Does :bigsmurf: :makelurve: with :smurfin: and does he :smt033 after or does he :smt099 ?

Does :bigsmurf: go :smt119 when :smurfin: shows her :cat: ?

[Law]

I was :driving: along when I was abducted by :alien: They started :smt079 and :smt064 me. I :smt022 and screamed for :help: I escaped and :smt072 them all. I told the :plod: but they arrested me for :smt030 and :smt033

[TVR_Tracy]

I was :driving: along when I was abducted by :alien: They started :smt079 and :smt064 me. I :smt022 and screamed for :help: I escaped and :smt072 them all. I told the :plod: but they arrested me for :smt030 and :smt033

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Marshall]

I was :driving: along when I was abducted by :alien: They started :smt079 and :smt064 me. I :smt022 and screamed for :help: I escaped and :smt072 them all. I told the :plod: but they arrested me for :smt030 and :smt033

Class

[Peter Henry]

So there I was :riding: when some :jocolor: who was :driving: in front of me decided to wave to me like :toss: ooh err I thought, I don't even know you maybe you should play with your own :plod: helmet!

I consider myself a good :farao: of women and thought I had found my :queen: when out for a couple of :drink: with a pal. I introduced myself and soon we :kiss: as the :-({|= played in the background.

My plan of course was to make her feel :love: as soon as possible so that she could :makelurve: with me whether I liked it or not.

She undressed in front of me and my reaction :smt031 was understandable,she turned her back to me and I asked her to let the dog see the :albino: . Well things moved on and I have to admit her :cat: did have a certain scent of :nemo: but this did not deter me. She insisted I wear :safe: and I had to agree. She was impressed and said I was hung like :elephant: which only made me :oops: .A good time was had but to my embarasment I awoke next morning lying next to a :pig:

I could not :scratch: it and thought it best to say :smt039 but decided to :makelurve: for the hell of it before walking out the door :smt020 and getting back on my :riding: away in to head to church for some :notworthy: .

[BabyJ]

=D>

well done PH!! Brilliant!

One morning after some :smt055 :makelurve: i got out of bed to :smt024 when suddenly there was :plod: at my door.

He told me my :smt061 was :smt062 with her :smurfin: and :smt078 after :drink: and :driving: :!:

#-o I said :!: :smt102 said :plod:

I decided to :arrow: and see. I :driving: to the :plod: station to see :smurfin: and :smt061

:shock: when I saw :smt061 on :crutches: and :smurfin: with :drunken: and :eye: :!: We :smt014 and they both :cry: before :smt078
I :smt021 and then we all :grouphug:

After :driving: home they both gave me :flower: before :smt061 :study: and :smurfin: :smt024
I was :D so went back and :kiss: then :smt079 and :P then :toss: finished off with :makelurve: :nomore: he said!! I'm :smt015

[Spiderman]

=D>


I was :D so went back and :kiss: then :smt079 and :P then :toss: finished off with :makelurve: :nomore: he said!! I'm :smt015

is it just me or is this bit quite rude? :shock:



:lol:
love it BabyJ.

[BabyJ]

I don't wish to know what you like doing in your bedroom spidey thanks all the same!! :wink: :D

Sorry couldn't help it! :oops:

[Spiderman]

I don't wish to know what you like doing in your bedroom spidey thanks all the same!! :wink: :D

Sorry couldn't help it! :oops:

Sorry. I'll stop PMing you the blurry badly lit pics then :lol:

[BabyJ]

No you can keep sending those!! :wink:

:lol:

[Spiderman]

:smt041