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Jabba
14-07-06, 05:24 PM
A little girl asked her Mum, "Mum, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"

Mum replies, "No, because she is in heat."

"What's that mean?" asked the child.

"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."

The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was in heat and to come to you."

Dad said, "Bring Belle over here."

He took a rag, soaked it with petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it to disguise the scent and said "OK, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the block."

The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"

(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! )










The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."

TVR_Tracy
14-07-06, 05:32 PM
ROFL :smt038

Jester666
14-07-06, 05:42 PM
:lol: :lol: :smt044 :mrgreen:

Marshall
14-07-06, 05:59 PM
:smt046 :smt082 :smt082 :smt082

Law
14-07-06, 06:10 PM
:? I don't get it, why is the dog hot????????

Marshall
14-07-06, 06:13 PM
:shock: :-#

TVR_Tracy
14-07-06, 06:14 PM
:? I don't get it, why is the dog hot????????

you're kidding right? :lol:

Marshall
14-07-06, 06:24 PM
:? I don't get it, why is the dog hot????????

you're kidding right? :lol:

I think he is

$i
14-07-06, 06:47 PM
:laughat: :smt082 :smt044 :smt046 :smt038

BRILLIANT!......

Ed
14-07-06, 11:15 PM
Oh dear :roll:

Tara
15-07-06, 08:02 AM
:lol: :lol:

Peter Henry
15-07-06, 08:10 AM
Very rude,I am surprised at you Jabba. I will mention you when I go to confession later. :?

Well Oiled
15-07-06, 08:11 AM
Ya bugger !! Now I have to go get a cloth to wipe the shredded wheat off the computer screen. :lol: :lol:

falc
15-07-06, 08:15 AM
:lol: :lol: excellent

Jabba
15-07-06, 08:28 AM
Very rude,I am surprised at you Jabba

No you're not.......at least, you wouldn't be if you'd met me :wink:

I will mention you when I go to confession later. :?

Don't waste time on me, dear boy............you need all the time you have in the box for yourself :thumbsup:

Jabba
15-07-06, 08:29 AM
No longer drunk and disorderly


Ah...... the new you - "Disdrunk and Orderly" :wink: