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tj2
19-07-06, 10:19 AM
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her
Dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" she asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter
is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the girl.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all
the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our
bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo.

The little girl looks shocked, and stares, at him with watery eyes
in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:













"And Tigger?"

DanDare
19-07-06, 10:23 AM
Very good!

Heard one similar with a little girl asking about Love Juice :shock:

Then the father explains it.

The little girl never looked at Tennis in quite the same way again. :lol:

Jester666
19-07-06, 10:25 AM
I'm a bit slow this morning, but I got it after the second read!! :lol:

Spiderman
19-07-06, 10:26 AM
:lol:

Marshall
19-07-06, 11:05 AM
PMSL

rpwoodman
19-07-06, 11:51 AM
Nice

nickj
19-07-06, 11:52 AM
:lol: :lol:

BILLY
20-07-06, 09:54 PM
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044

Ed
20-07-06, 09:56 PM
I don't get it :?

BabyJ
20-07-06, 09:59 PM
Me being a mummy and having already explained that one to my 6 year old daughter and also a very big Pooh Bear fan I thought it was Very Good!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Liked the 'tennis' one too!! :lol:

Razor
20-07-06, 10:06 PM
I don't get it :?

:lol: :lol:

Filipe M.
20-07-06, 11:47 PM
I don't get it :?

Really? :D

Captain Nemo
21-07-06, 08:18 AM
marky like

falc
21-07-06, 08:29 AM
:lol: :lol:

Stig
21-07-06, 08:33 AM
I'm a bit slow this morning, but I got it after the second read!! :lol:

Yeah I had to think about that for a second. :lol:

JUICY LUCY
21-07-06, 09:52 AM
Good one! :lol: :lol: :lol: