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lukemillar
20-07-06, 11:31 AM
Dear "Stakeholdergroup",

After having my eyes lasered a month ago I've been mobbed by
people in Belfast asking to have their photographs taken with me
because I
look like David Hasselhoff and I reckon that I could use this unusual
talent for PR events.

I live in East Belfast, so its pretty easy for me to turn up to
local events.

My telephone number is 07866 411 144.

I have a degree in Business Studies too that specialised in
Marketing, so I might be able to help you in other ways.

Please tell me your thoughts.

Many thanks,


Magnus Ramsay



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TVR_Tracy
20-07-06, 11:33 AM
That's just wrong, on so many levels :shock:
Jabba
20-07-06, 11:35 AM
:roll:
Marshall
20-07-06, 11:35 AM
MY EYES

:shock: :shock: :shock:

wrong on soo many levels
sharriso74
20-07-06, 11:37 AM
:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044
northwind
20-07-06, 11:38 AM
If TFI Friday was still on, he'd be a guest every week.

Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dum

Magnus: "Hi, I'm Magnus Ramsay, and I look like a fat.... HOFF!"
Chris Evans: "Wayhey!"
Viewers: "**** off you ginger chimp"
Anonymous
20-07-06, 11:39 AM
Mmmmmm........I feel that you are very much more handsome than that cad Peter Henry, who so lightly trifled with my feelings. And you have hair.

I wonder, if I PMed you (as I think is said in the young person's argot), would you be able to describe any of the more unusual services you would offer? Services for the slightly more mature lady?
Tara
20-07-06, 12:02 PM
Had this on a email yesterday

:shock: :shock:
Jabba
20-07-06, 12:04 PM
Had this on a email yesterday

:shock: :shock:

Camilla emailed you asking you that :shock:

That's more :shock: that the Hoff :lol:
Peter Henry
20-07-06, 12:05 PM
Camilla...I doubt he has much experience in poultice application and the treatment of varicose veins! Hussy! :?