cuffy
26-07-06, 07:47 AM
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count.
As part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day
the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the
jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor
asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this -
First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left
hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
Both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the Jar open."
As part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day
the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the
jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor
asked what happened and the man explained:
"Well, doc, it's like this -
First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left
hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her
mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
Both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her
knees, but still nothing.
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"
The old man replied, "Yep. None of us could get the Jar open."