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Cronos
27-07-06, 09:08 AM
Sophie Ellis-Bextor has been found beaten to death in a French holiday resort.

Police are reporting that it was murder on Zindane's floor.



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Captain Nemo
27-07-06, 09:09 AM
j :( :( ust one bullet thats all we'll need................ :twisted:
keithd
27-07-06, 09:12 AM
still doesn't get funny despite the times its posted.
Stu
27-07-06, 09:23 AM
At least it was more topical when Rider posted it Rider (http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.php?t=41581&highlight=sophie+ellisbextor)


Sorry Cronos, you're too slow
keithd
27-07-06, 09:36 AM
i think we can do something with this. i've decided i'm not going to leave this joke to fester in its own statgnant juices, it can be revived.

i'm sure we can rearrange to make it more topical*, or even funny...

sophie ellis bextor has been found dead, lethal weapon thought to be a statue of "the thinker", death scene the sculptors appartment

its thought to be murder on Rodin's floor?

shall i take my coat with me?

*ok that was hardly topical.
cuffy
27-07-06, 09:44 AM
And people have the audacity too mock my jokes..how dare you :D
tricky
27-07-06, 09:45 AM
shall i take my coat with me?

I think that might be best for everyone :wink:
Law
27-07-06, 10:22 AM
shall i take my coat with me?


Are you mad? (Rhetorical Question) It's too warm for a coat!
Viney
27-07-06, 10:24 AM
i think we can do something with this. i've decided i'm not going to leave this joke to fester in its own statgnant juices, it can be revived.

i'm sure we can rearrange to make it more topical*, or even funny...

sophie ellis bextor has been found dead, lethal weapon thought to be a statue of "the thinker", death scene the sculptors appartment

its thought to be murder on Rodin's floor?

shall i take my coat with me?

*ok that was hardly topical.

*shakes head*
DanDare
27-07-06, 10:31 AM
What if there were no Rhetorical Questions?
BabyJ
27-07-06, 10:33 AM
#-o Doh!!

:lol:
northwind
27-07-06, 10:46 AM
You know, this thread reminds me of something...



I know!




http://www.rafmarham.co.uk/organisation/39squadron/1pru-pix/bent-spit2.jpg
Scooby Drew
27-07-06, 06:07 PM
You know, this thread reminds me of something...



I know!




http://www.rafmarham.co.uk/organisation/39squadron/1pru-pix/bent-spit2.jpg

The joke reminds you of your next project? Is that the field behind your house? :lol:
Moo
27-07-06, 06:11 PM
http://www.mactavishland.ca/pictures/tumbleweed.jpg