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fizzwheel
29-07-06, 08:08 AM
I did an accident
:lol:
the white rabbit
29-07-06, 09:42 AM
YES HE DID! :lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm now racking my brains for other ones....
This thread has potential. :lol:
valleyboy
29-07-06, 09:43 AM
Look.... No Hands
*Stretchie while riding Pillion with Squirell* :wink:
the white rabbit
29-07-06, 09:44 AM
Ummm......don't PLEASE post that joke.
valleyboy
29-07-06, 09:48 AM
I dont plan on posting the rest of it.... :lol:
Still chuckling at the sight of us lots heads bobbing up and down everytime an atractive woman walked past our table.... :lol:
I dont plan on posting the rest of it.... :lol:
Still chuckling at the sight of us lots heads bobbing up and down everytime an atractive woman walked past our table.... :lol:
Ah......the one in the yellow top luring passing motorists into the car park :wink:
Don't forget the "bird strike" comment :lol:
valleyboy
29-07-06, 09:54 AM
It was worse at the Roo bar later in the day... Stretchies face would light up.. and the rest of us would bob up trying to see over a billboard at the approaching women.... :lol:
the white rabbit
29-07-06, 10:34 AM
Just a suggestion....we change tables? :lol:
_Stretchie_
30-07-06, 07:23 PM
Look.... No Hands
*Stretchie while riding Pillion with Squirell* :wink:
Now now.. I don't think that's a good thing to put on a public forum....
WWW.AS... what was it again Squirrel/Valley Boy???
Perv's. Who was I at the bar with when THREE of the group all came down from 'the toilet' at the same time?
Anyone remember the 'Anna'isms? I remember something about two blokes...
the white rabbit
30-07-06, 07:28 PM
Who was I at the bar with when THREE of the group all came down from 'the toilet' at the same time?
You've seen the size of those cubicles. You'd never fit four in....
_Stretchie_
30-07-06, 07:34 PM
Depends how 'close' you are willing to get....
Would you try if the other three included that blonde girl you've seen around uni and her mates???
the white rabbit
30-07-06, 07:36 PM
Depends how 'close' you are willing to get....
Would you try if the other three included that blonde girl you've seen around uni and her mates???
'Seen around uni' :lol:
squirrel_hunter
30-07-06, 07:43 PM
I nearly did another accident laughing at this thread :shock:
As for the website I was amazed that VB knew of it too, but by the sounds of things Stretchie's visited it now. Good eh?
Anyone remember the 'Anna'isms? I remember something about two blokes...
slander I tell you slander :?
valleyboy
30-07-06, 08:51 PM
Anyone remember the 'Anna'isms? I remember something about two blokes...
slander I tell you slander :?
I was at the bar with you Stretchie when the rest of them came running down AT THE SAME TIME from being to the toilet.... VERY quickly followed by Anna running down the stairs seconds after them.... :lol:
Someone had some fun there.... :lol:
Anyone remember the 'Anna'isms? I remember something about two blokes...
slander I tell you slander :?
I was at the bar with you Stretchie when the rest of them came running down AT THE SAME TIME from being to the toilet.... VERY quickly followed by Anna running down the stairs seconds after them.... :lol:
Someone had some fun there.... :lol:
:-dd
valleyboy
30-07-06, 09:20 PM
Anyone remember the 'Anna'isms? I remember something about two blokes...
slander I tell you slander :?
I was at the bar with you Stretchie when the rest of them came running down AT THE SAME TIME from being to the toilet.... VERY quickly followed by Anna running down the stairs seconds after them.... :lol:
Someone had some fun there.... :lol:
:-dd
Why do I ALWAYS miss the fun.... :lol:
fizzwheel
30-07-06, 09:32 PM
Why do I ALWAYS miss the fun.... :lol:
Because you are normally far to busy dismantling your bike. :wink:
Why do I ALWAYS miss the fun.... :lol:
Because you are normally far to busy dismantling your bike. :wink:
:winner:
valleyboy
31-07-06, 08:15 AM
Why do I ALWAYS miss the fun.... :lol:
Because you are normally far to busy dismantling your bike. :wink:
:winner:
I wasnt this time.... honest... the Bike was stashed at Richs.... infact, I have not taken my bike appart since fixing it..... :o
_Stretchie_
31-08-06, 07:46 PM
infact, I have not taken my bike appart since fixing it..... :o
And is the bike working now????
YES?? Hmmm that poses an interesting point. You've NOT taken the bike apart and it's WORKING..
Before that you take the bike apart and it DOESN'T work..
Hmmmmmm :!: :?: :!: :?:
I put it to you....
Ha haa haa
valleyboy
31-08-06, 07:52 PM
I serviced it over the weekend.. so does that class as taking it appart.. as I changed the filters, plugs, oil etc.. and it still works... :wink: :lol: ohh.. and I cleaned it as well... go look at the 1000 sheep road photos in the photo section ;)
El Saxo
31-08-06, 08:21 PM
infact, I have not taken my bike appart since fixing it..... :o
And is the bike working now????
YES?? Hmmm that poses an interesting point. You've NOT taken the bike apart and it's WORKING..
Before that you take the bike apart and it DOESN'T work..
Hmmmmmm :!: :?: :!: :?:
I put it to you....
Ha haa haa
At least VB's is working... :lol:
* runs and hides *
infact, I have not taken my bike appart since fixing it..... :o
And is the bike working now????
YES?? Hmmm that poses an interesting point. You've NOT taken the bike apart and it's WORKING..
Before that you take the bike apart and it DOESN'T work..
Hmmmmmm :!: :?: :!: :?:
I put it to you....
Ha haa haa
At least VB's is working... :lol:
* runs and hides *
your a braver person then we are.. :lol: :lol:
El Saxo
01-09-06, 03:47 PM
Not really, I'm just a lot further away than you are! :lol:
the white rabbit
03-09-06, 11:26 AM
Stretchie here...
Not really, I'm just a lot further away than you are! :lol:
Andy. In the words of our estemed ex collegue (Mr Cashman)...
"I'm gonna come up there and BUM you... :evil: "
And I will also bring up that 12lb lump hammer...
Stretchie here...
Not really, I'm just a lot further away than you are! :lol:
Andy. In the words of our estemed ex collegue (Mr Cashman)...
"I'm gonna come up there and BUM you... :evil: "
And I will also bring up that 12lb lump hammer...
please dont tell me Stretchie now has access to mod rights as well :shock: :shock:
El Saxo
03-09-06, 08:02 PM
Stretchie here...
Not really, I'm just a lot further away than you are! :lol:
Andy. In the words of our estemed ex collegue (Mr Cashman)...
"I'm gonna come up there and BUM you... :evil: "
And I will also bring up that 12lb lump hammer...
please dont tell me Stretchie now has access to mod rights as well :shock: :shock:
Even worse, he's masquerading as a Doctor!! :shock: Those poor nurses....
the white rabbit
03-09-06, 08:07 PM
Its ok, he's gone now. I had to pretend to be asleep* and he left. I've now got to trace their trail of destructions he's left on this computer. Amorous emails to work colleagues, PM's to all and sundry full of lewd comments and WORST OF ALL...resigistering me on the thundercats forum :shock:
the shame....the shame....
*sitting on the sofa, before anyone asks
El Saxo
03-09-06, 08:27 PM
I had to pretend to be asleep
That usually works...
PM's to all and sundry full of lewd comments
And where's mine, may I ask? Hmm, Mr Stretch? [-(
resigistering me on the thundercats forum
You too? There's no escape you know... actually they're not so bad for a bunch of IL4 riders... :wink:
infact, I have not taken my bike appart since fixing it..... :o
And is the bike working now????
YES?? Hmmm that poses an interesting point. You've NOT taken the bike apart and it's WORKING..
Before that you take the bike apart and it DOESN'T work..
Hmmmmmm :!: :?: :!: :?:
I put it to you....
Ha haa haa
At least VB's is working... :lol:
I was prepared to say that El Saxo hadnt cursed the MoFo's at all however reading back through this thread as soon as he spoke these words VB's bike mysteriously decided to go rattle rattle clunk clunk!!! :shock: :?
valleyboy
12-09-06, 06:00 PM
I knew it was not my fault! :lol:
I knew it was not my fault! :lol:
no blame El Saxo :wink:
_Stretchie_
18-01-07, 03:03 PM
** SHAMELESS BUMP **
I saw this and had great memories flooding back, here's to many more evenings like this in our little camp this year
God bless us everyone, and keep us all upright
sentiment from a MoFo :shock: :shock:
** SHAMELESS BUMP **
I saw this and had great memories flooding back, here's to many more evenings like this in our little camp this year
God bless us everyone, and keep us all upright
You got a sidecar fitted then :shock:
** SHAMELESS BUMP **
I saw this and had great memories flooding back, here's to many more evenings like this in our little camp this year
God bless us everyone, and keep us all upright
You got a sidecar fitted then :shock:
And a working engine/gearbox :shock:
_Stretchie_
19-01-07, 08:18 PM
B'Stards....
I'll learn ya... Just you wait..
I am sure i used to live with that girl, im sure id did, *he goes and says hello* No i didnt live with her,
:lol: :lol:
_Stretchie_
25-01-07, 03:58 PM
Yeah, great chat up line eh...
Squirell - "Didn't you live with me????"
Blonde bird - "NOPE!!"
Squirell - "Would you like to? :wink: "
:lol: :lol:
giz a bell and you can nip round for a quick one
:wink: :lol:
:shock:
_Stretchie_
25-01-07, 05:07 PM
DOH!!!! #-o
I KNEW that'd come back and bite me on the R's
El Saxo
25-01-07, 09:57 PM
:laughat:
DOH!!!! #-o
I KNEW that'd come back and bite me on the R's
DOH!!!! #-o
I KNEW that he would come back and bite me on the R's
:shock:
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