Corrupted wishes

[Rog]

Heres a bit of fun for you evil, sick, twisted, meniachal mob that is SV650

Write a wish.
The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it...
(S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts.

Example:
1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision.
2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes.

I'll start.

I wish I could fly


(sorry if this has been done before)

[Jester666]

Granted but it only works when you are asleep!! :lol:

I wish I could date Halle Berry!! :lol:

[furrybean]

Granted but you are a hermaphrodite!

I wish I was rich.

[timwilky]

Granted, here is a suitcase full of white £5 notes.

I wish I wasn't so damm attractive

[Spiderman]

Granted, but its only to the females of the world. All the men still love you. :D

I wish i had infinite wishes!

[Ping]

Granted, but each wish takes 70 years off your life...


I wish I could travel through time.

[K]

Granted, it will now officially be spelt 'TMIE'

I wish I had something to wish for.

[wyrdness]

I wish I had something to wish for.

Granted - you wish for a prince who turns into a frog when you kiss him.

I wish for a photographic memory.

[K]

Granted, you can remember any photograph you see.

I wish this frog would quit croaking!

[tricky]

Granted, you can remember any photograph you see.

I wish this frog would quit croaking!

Granted, the frog will no longer croak, instead he will talk loudly and constantly in a grating regional accent.

I with I could ride a motorcycle with the same degree of skill as Valentino Rossi.

[Nekkid]

I with I could ride a motorcycle with the same degree of skill as Valentino Rossi.

Granted, but you accidentally jumped in Ping's time machine, and motorcycles haven't been invented yet.

I wish it would stop raining.

[Tara]

Granted - the sun comes out and melts all the tarmac and the councils can't keep up with the repairs

I wish i wasn't so bored

[Kinvig]

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted. It will never rain & you're garden will die off.

I wish I could sleep with any girl I wanted.

[Nekkid]

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted. It will never rain & you're garden will die off.

I wish I could sleep with any girl I wanted.

Thanks!

Granted, but all you'll do is sleep....

[Balky001]

I wish it would stop raining.

Granted. It will never rain & you're garden will die off.

I wish I could sleep with any girl I wanted.

Granted, but you now only want Anne Widdecombe

I wish I had a wash-board (in appearance) stomach

[Law]

Granted, but you now only want Anne Widdecombe

I wish I had a wash-board (in appearance) stomach

Granted, You now have a grey coloured stomach which is still flabby.

I wish for world peace. You're very evil if you corrupt it.

[tricky]

Granted, You now have a grey coloured stomach which is still flabby.

I wish for world peace. You're very evil if you corrupt it.

Granted the world is now completley silent :twisted:

I wish I my job was more interesting

[Tara]

Granted, You now have a grey coloured stomach which is still flabby.

I wish for world peace. You're very evil if you corrupt it.

Granted the world is now completley silent :twisted:

I wish I my job was more interesting

thats what i said

[Balky001]

Granted, You now have a grey coloured stomach which is still flabby.



Evil!

Tricky - Granted - your job is now more interesting but you have been fired and someone else now has it.

I wish we all got free motorbikes

[Spiderman]

Granted, You now have a grey coloured stomach which is still flabby.

I wish for world peace. You're very evil if you corrupt it.

Granted the world is now completley silent :twisted:

I wish I my job was more interesting

Granted. You forget everything you ever knew about your job and have to learn it all again. Its intresting cos its new.

I wish no woman could say no to me. :D

[Law]

Granted, You now have a grey coloured stomach which is still flabby.

I wish for world peace. You're very evil if you corrupt it.

Granted the world is now completley silent :twisted:

I wish I my job was more interesting

Granted. You forget everything you ever knew about your job and have to learn it all again. Its intresting cos its new.

I wish no woman could say no to me. :D

Granted, but the only question you can ask is "Am I ugly?" Only joking


I wish I was god

[Spiderman]

I wish no woman could say no to me. :D

Granted, but the only question you can ask is "Am I ugly?" Only joking


I wish I was god


But then they'd say, "Good Lord, youre the most handsom-est man ive ever seen" in response. Obviously.
Ok, i'll shut up now.


Carry on.

[Law]

But then they'd say, "Good Lord, youre the most handsom-est man ive ever seen" in response. Obviously.
Ok, i'll shut up now.


Carry on.

Good point, I obviously need to think my corruption through a bit more. :twisted:

[Warthog]

Granted, You now have a grey coloured stomach which is still flabby.

I wish for world peace. You're very evil if you corrupt it.

Granted the world is now completley silent :twisted:

I wish I my job was more interesting

Granted. You forget everything you ever knew about your job and have to learn it all again. Its intresting cos its new.

I wish no woman could say no to me. :D

Granted, but the only question you can ask is "Am I ugly?" Only joking


I wish I was god

Granted, but now noone beleives in God so you cease to exist.

I wish There were no GATSOs in Britain

[K]

Granted, they are now replaced with Truvelo cameras with sensors set to get you going away from them.

I wish petrol was cheaper.





(NB: Ping didn't get a time machine, she just managed to move the 'I' through the word 'Time'. :wink: )

[Spiderman]

Granted, they are now replaced with Truvelo cameras with sensors set to get you going away from them.

I wish petrol was cheaper.



Granted, but now your bikes run on deisel and thats gone thru the roof.

[Warthog]

Is this reminding anyone else of "Five children and It"? :lol:

[Baph]

This thread appears to be broken after Spidey granted a wish but didn't make one. I feel it needs resurecting (please dont hurt me).

I wish I was going home, on the SV, in bright sunshine, on nice flat roads with no traffic to concern myself with (and the SV doesn't breakdown before you evil lot start).

*awaits corruption*

[DoubleD]

Granted... but all the lights are stuck on red...


I wish the DVLA would forget about my points

[wyrdness]

Granted - but you get banned for speeding.

I wish I could afford to buy myself a MV Augusta.

[Law]

Granted - but you get banned for speeding.

I wish I could afford to buy myself a MV Augusta.

Granted, but the factory burnt down and the old ones have been written off.

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist. Remember the joke? :wink:

[DoubleD]

Granted, but it is out of tune...

I wish I got my licence back

[Balky001]

Granted - but you get banned for speeding.

I wish I could afford to buy myself a MV Augusta.

Granted, but the 6 year old SP4 that you paid £5 for turns out to be a Category A write off and you have no money to fix it

I wish I had every super power

[busasean]

granted. but you'd have to live in a comic for the rest of your life!

i wish i was K's frog! :D

[Lissa]

Granted, but you fall into Ping's time machine and a glitch in the system regresses you back to frogspawn.


I wish my daughter would learn to be more tidy!!

[nickj]

Granted, but you fall into Ping's time machine and a glitch in the system regresses you back to frogspawn.


I wish my daughter would learn to be more tidy!!

Granted but when she grows up she decides that everybody else is messy and refuses to ever leave home.

I wish i could get job satisfaction

[simple simon]

Granted - but you have to take a 100% pay cut.


I wish I could be the first person on Mars

[Lissa]

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I wish I could be the first person on Mars[/quote]

Granted, but it's a one way trip.


I wish I was taller

[Balky001]

I wish I was taller

Granted: but you now have a 3 foot long neck

I wish my bike was faster

[Law]

I wish I was taller

Granted: but you now have a 3 foot long neck

I wish my bike was faster

Granted, it goes faster down a cliff (without you on it of course)

I wish the next person's wish wasn't corrupted. :wink:

[seedy100]

Granted - someone wishes for a wish that gets corrupted

I wish this wish gets coupted

[nickj]

Granted - someone wishes for a wish that gets corrupted

I wish this wish gets coupted

Granted as the word does not exist so therefore the wish is meaningless

I wish that seedy had spell checker :lol: :lol:

sorry m8, couldn't resist