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cuffy
23-08-06, 09:08 AM
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "it’s simple, really. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I see," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like your bed to be near a window?"


DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?

Baph
23-08-06, 09:12 AM
LOL.

I'll have the next available bed please :oops:

anna
23-08-06, 09:22 AM
:roll: .. these jokes of yours are not getting any better are they?????????

cuffy
23-08-06, 09:25 AM
:roll: .. these jokes of yours are not getting any better are they?????????C'mon...what do you want?...BLOOD! :twisted:

Viney
23-08-06, 09:34 AM
I passed.

anna
23-08-06, 09:34 AM
:roll: .. these jokes of yours are not getting any better are they?????????C'mon...what do you want?...BLOOD! :twisted:

you're playing to a tough audience ;)

Marshall
23-08-06, 10:10 AM
id like to make a reservation please

soulrider
23-08-06, 10:20 AM
straight jacket and padded cell for me please :oops:

usually something i would have clicked with :(

Balky001
23-08-06, 10:22 AM
I was thinking old tin bath which doesn't have a plug. Do I pass or is that worse? :oops:

DoubleD
23-08-06, 12:03 PM
I passed, someone else can have my room.

K
23-08-06, 12:05 PM
Ahhh, nice warm padded room, soft bed, clothes provided and three square meals a day.
Not bad this here hotel. :wink:

Law
23-08-06, 12:18 PM
I'd take the teaspoon and teacup option so you can reuse the water for tea. mmmm TEA!! Hey doctor, the sleeves on this white jacket are too long! :?