cuffy
23-08-06, 09:08 AM
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what determined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "it’s simple, really. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I see," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like your bed to be near a window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?
"Well," said the Director, "it’s simple, really. We fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I see," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Would you like your bed to be near a window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE?