Iceman
23-08-06, 10:29 AM
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager sat down
next
to him.
The teenager had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue
and violet.
And the old man couldn't help but stare at him.
Whenever the teen looked at the old man, he was staring at him.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically, "What's the matter old man
...
never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied:
"Got drunk once and f*cked a peacock. Just wondering if you were my
son."
next
to him.
The teenager had spiked hair that was red, orange, yellow, green, blue
and violet.
And the old man couldn't help but stare at him.
Whenever the teen looked at the old man, he was staring at him.
Finally, the teenager said sarcastically, "What's the matter old man
...
never done anything wild in your life?"
Without missing a beat the old man replied:
"Got drunk once and f*cked a peacock. Just wondering if you were my
son."