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The Loving Husband...
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they
were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for £5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for £150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have
her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you
would spend only £150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance.
BLACKFIRE
23-08-06, 04:27 PM
A man came out of the local offie and saw a man following Two hursts with a dog on a lead, a respectful distance behind him followed about 200 men all walking in single file ... The man couldnt help himself and went up too the man with the dog and said " I am sorry this must be a really bad time for you but I have never seen a funeral prossesion like this before, what happend ?
The man replied " In the first Hearst is my wife, she was savaged by my dog" and looked at the dog on the lead "the second hearst is the Mother in Law who was also savaged by my dog while trying to save her daughter ". The man looked at the dog and smiled "
"Can I borrow your dog ?"....... The man replied "Get in line "!!!
SoulKiss
23-08-06, 04:33 PM
A man came out of the local offie and saw a man following Two hursts with a dog on a lead, a respectful distance behind him followed about 200 men all walking in single file ... The man couldnt help himself and went up too the man with the dog and said " I am sorry this must be a really bad time for you but I have never seen a funeral prossesion like this before, what happend ?
The man replied " In the first Hearst is my wife, she was savaged by my dog" and looked at the dog on the lead "the second hearst is the Mother in Law who was also savaged by my dog while trying to save her daughter ". The man looked at the dog and smiled "
"Can I borrow your dog ?"....... The man replied "Get in line "!!!
Took me a while to understand this - then I worked out that hurst == hearse :)
Great Swiss :lol: :lol: :lol:
Can't say the same about the classic from the attic that just doesn't work when you can't understand what's going on.
Both Very good! I laughed!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
BernardBikerchick
24-08-06, 03:20 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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