Shoehorn tunnelers fail again

[the white rabbit]

''Two Egyptian men are awaiting trial in Russia after several attempts to burrow their way under various European borders using nothing but shoehorns....

...Prosecutors say the would-be migrants did not go for the easy option of using a spade - apparently, they thought buying one in a shop would immediately give the game away.''

A fair point...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/5279316.stm

:smt102

(sorry if posted before, dont have time to read many threads :lol: )

Theres a pun here for the title but I cant for the life of me think of one :?

[DanDare]

I think the give away would be most Egyptian men wear sandals therefore have no use for a shoe horn. :lol: :lol: :lol:

* Counts the seconds before being heckled as a closet racist or cobbler!*

[Stu]

You racist. Cobblers to you and your kind!

[tricky]

Theres a pun here for the title but I cant for the life of me think of one :?

"Shoehorn tunnelers feel the pinch" :roll: weak I know but its the best I can think of.

I'd have used tablespoon personally, but thats just me.