Embarrassment.

[timwilky]

Now the eldest daughter works a the local A&E dept.

She came home in giggles last night, apparently a guy and his wife had come in. and she had to check him in, "What is the problem"

"Well I was having a ham shank in the bath and got the head of an electric toothbrush stuck up my ****", honest and factual.

She was dying to ask if it was his or her toothbrush. Apparently the wife did not look happy. and he declined her invitation to take a seat until called.

Some people :lol: and from other stories it aint just the men.

[tigersaw]

Oh no, I can can see this thread quickly becoming one of those 'thats nothing, there was this one time....'

[jim@55]

this one time, at band camp, :lol: :lol:

[Razor]

Anal B the brand most dentists recommend.

[Jabba]

Apparently the wife did not look happy.

Probably wondering why her fella feels the need to ham-shank :lol:

[Marshall]

:lol: :lol:

[Biker Biggles]

That's nothing there was this time---------














-------bottles of coke,fruit and veg------

[embee]

..........hmmmmmm, spearmint f@rts :-k

[Peter Henry]

It was my dubious pleasure to see a pic from the States recently where a guy had managed to ram the stalk of a Yukka plant in the same orifice! :shock:

[tricky]

I used to know an A&E nurse, apparently "accidentally sitting on things whilst naked and getting them stuck" is quite common. :D

One story that did bring a tear to my eye, was one gentleman was having trouble getting his old chap to stand to attention, so he inserted a piece a wire to stiffen him up.

:shock: :pale: :smt078

[SVeeedy Gonzales]

Apparently the wife did not look happy.

Probably wondering why her fella feels the need to ham-shank :lol:

Either that or it was her toothbrush.