Brazilian or Hollywood

[BernardBikerchick]

(spelling !?!?!)

for those of you who know ......... which should i have !!!

for those of you who don't know ... i ain't explainin !! :lol: :lol: :lol:

surfice to say i only found out what a hollywood was the other day ! :roll: :roll:

squid this will put a quash on thai carpet shop jokes !!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

bbc :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


ps. if this is too much feel free to delete it !

[Quiff Wichard]

brazilain fer sure

hollywood is a little too "pervy" for me..

be a woman..


but a neat woman !!

[Law]

Surely you should be asking only one person what they prefer. Your dilemma was discussed a bit in this, Nutty's waxing thread (http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.php?t=43856), not that I go around paying close attention to these type of threads.

[tricky]

It's like having your hair cut, it depends on what style suites your face, if you see what I mean. :wink: :lol:

[Jabba]

you should be asking the b/f :thumbsup:

Hollywood :wink:

[Baph]

you should be asking the b/f :thumbsup:

Hollywood :wink:

What he said, esp the last bit. But t'is all a matter of preference.

[Spiderman]

like brazilian girls.

And their hairstyles ;)

[Kinvig]

I suit a hollywood.


I'll get me cloak.

[Peter Henry]

Braided with Rasta style coloured beads works for me. :wink:

[Nick762]

Braided with Rasta style coloured beads works for me. :wink:

:shock:

I'm not even going to ask...

Reminds me of when I was queuing up at a canteen and one of the guys pointed at a waitress and said "bet she's Brazillian" to which one of the others who was a bit slow on the uptake replied "Nah, heard her speaking English..."

Cue tumbleweed moment

[TVR_Tracy]

BBC, If you go for a Hollywood, take Mr BBC, and get him to hold your hand... :shock:

Gives you something to bite on too when the pain gets too much!!! :wink: :lol:

[chazzyb]

BBC, If you go for a Hollywood, take Mr BBC, and get him to hold your hand... :shock:


Perhaps it's meant to be a surprise. :wink:

[weazelz]

this is definitely one of those "this thread is useless without pictures" ones methinks ;-)

[Jabba]

this is definitely one of those "this thread is useless without pictures" ones methinks ;-)

Ah..... one of these:

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/twoponds/sv650/worthlesswithoutpics.gif

[BernardBikerchick]

BBC, If you go for a Hollywood, take Mr BBC, and get him to hold your hand... :shock:

Gives you something to bite on too when the pain gets too much!!! :wink: :lol:

hee heee lol !! oh don't worry he is SOOO coming with me !! he doesn't know it yet though !! :wink: :wink: :wink: !! heee *giggles flutters eyelashes at viney*

[Tara]

:shock: :shock: brazilian Verna

[Balky001]

I don't like Brazilians - it just seems weird to have a strip in the middle of nowehere! No compromise - either Hollywood or full grown (trimmed for neatness of course ).

[chazzyb]

I don't like Brazilians!
Nor does Sir Ian Blair.

it just seems weird to have a strip in the middle of nowehere!
I wouldn't call it nowhere. :roll:

[cuffy]

Hollywood :winner:

[Balky001]

it just seems weird to have a strip in the middle of nowehere!
I wouldn't call it nowhere. :roll:

but it looks lonely there :roll: :wink:

[socommk23]

hollywood!

more hygenic

and so much better if you want a man to........cough cough!

you know!!!

[Balky001]

and so much better if you want a man to........cough cough!

you know!!!

err, can you expand? Buy her new shoes??

[Law]

and so much better if you want a man to........cough cough!

you know!!!

err, can you expand? Buy her new shoes??

have Tuberculosis?

[TVR_Tracy]

and so much better if you want a man to........cough cough!

you know!!!



have Tuberculosis?

PMSL!!!! :lol: :lol:

[Halonic]

pffft, hollywood is fine at first but not keeping up with it... well....rub two sticks together you make fire

brazilian FTW

[Symphonia]

Neither, get something custom drawn out and be an individual!

[Law]

Neither, get something custom drawn out and be an individual!

Dyed red and heart-shaped!!

[Quiff Wichard]

BBC, If you go for a Hollywood, take Mr BBC, and get him to hold your hand... :shock:

Gives you something to bite on too when the pain gets too much!!! :wink: :lol:

hee heee lol !! oh don't worry he is SOOO coming with me !! he doesn't know it yet though !! :wink: :wink: :wink: !! heee *giggles flutters eyelashes at viney*


that takes some practice too !!

[northwind]

Not sure brazilian is the way to go

http://www.asice.net/images/content/max1.gif

[Aurora]

Neither, get something custom drawn out and be an individual!

Dyed red and heart-shaped!!

Dye not required here :lol:

[Balky001]

Neither, get something custom drawn out and be an individual!

Dyed red and heart-shaped!!

Dye not required here :lol:

:shock: That tickled me :lol:

Well maybe we should have a design competition for BernardBikerChick

[Warthog]

Could you make it a little "SV"? :)

[northwind]

How about

http://www.esonet.org/pinacoteca/cropcircles/galleria2/crop%20circle%20uffington%20formation%201994.jpg

[Halonic]

Dye not required here :lol:

YAY!!

a natural red!!!!

[Lissa]

pffft, hollywood is fine at first but not keeping up with it

I don't have any problems. No 5 o'clock shadow for me :shock: :oops:

[Biker Biggles]

Is this the naked,curvy or pointy thread? :oops:

[chazzyb]

Is this the naked,curvy or pointy thread? :oops:

Naked, I think. :wink:

[Quiff Wichard]

How about

http://www.esonet.org/pinacoteca/cropcircles/galleria2/crop%20circle%20uffington%20formation%201994.jpg



what Northy?.. from the belly button right down to the chin rest?



on the (w)hole women have more hair than men !

[Jabba]

Is this the naked,curvy or pointy thread? :oops:

Naked and curvy. Best leave the pointy's out of it, so to speak, or the thread might be deleted :wink:

[Halonic]

pffft, hollywood is fine at first but not keeping up with it

I don't have any problems. No 5 o'clock shadow for me :shock: :oops:

well done you, oh that I could say the same for my face :P

[socommk23]

i think its time to go shopping for a merkin!!!

[Scoobs]

Dye not required here :lol:

YAY!!

a natural red!!!!

Either that or it's gone rusty.

[Marshall]

i think its time to go shopping for a merkin!!!

i was about to say that lol

[Halonic]

Either that or it's gone rusty.

http://www.wd40.com/Brands/jpg/pht_wd_big_blast_can.jpg

[Scoobs]

Aye! A good slathering of WD40 should do the job.

[northwind]

Nah, "dries out moisture" :)

[TVR_Tracy]

i think its time to go shopping for a merkin!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:

[ralph]

the photo on your avitar is that you practicing for when you go the hairdressers,barbers or trimmers?

[Jabba]

i think its time to go shopping for a merkin!!!

:shock: :shock: :shock:


I agree with Tracy :shock:

[Tara]

Jabba do you spell Tracy's name wrong everytime deliberately?

[Jabba]

Jabba do you spell Tracy's name wrong everytime deliberately?

erm....no. spelt right above isn't it? :?

[Tara]

Jabba do you spell Tracy's name wrong everytime deliberately?

erm....no. spelt right above isn't it? :?

Yeah it is - strange i thought you'd added an e in there - god i must be more knackered than I thought sorry Jabba

[Jabba]

Jabba do you spell Tracy's name wrong everytime deliberately?

erm....no. spelt right above isn't it? :?

Yeah it is - strange i thought you'd added an e in there

Maybe not there, but I'm sure I have done so in other threads :lol:

god i must be more knackered than I thought

Not good. Seeeing eextra ees in words must bee a leettle beet disconseerting.

sorry Jabba

No need to apologise :lol:

[Tara]

:lol: :lol: :lol: i need a holiday

[falc]

:lol: :lol: :lol: i need a holiday

I agree we need another :D

[Tara]

can we go somewhere hot this time

[TVR_Tracy]

Jabba do you spell Tracy's name wrong everytime deliberately?
Pity the fool who puts an e in my name!


:twisted:

[Jabba]

:lol: :lol: :lol: i neeed a holiday

I agreee we neeed anotheer :D

Not you as weell, feella :shock:

[Tara]

:lol: :lol: :lol: i neeed a holiday

I agreee we neeed anotheer :D

Not you as weell, feella :shock:

:lol: :lol:

[Jabba]

Pity the fool who puts an e in my name!

Yeah..... who'd do a thing like that? :lol:

[600+]

If you are blonde go for Brazilian if brunet go for Holywood

[falc]

:lol: :lol: :lol: i neeed a holiday

I agreee we neeed anotheer :D

Not you as weell, feella :shock:

I dont do E's, drugs are bad mmk

[Warthog]

Pity the fool who puts an e in my name!

Yeah..... who'd do a thing like that? :lol:

:oops: *goes off to edit his dream post*

[falc]

Pity the fool who puts an e in my name!

Yeah..... who'd do a thing like that? :lol:

:oops: *goes off to edit his dream post*

Your gonna have Mr T in your dream now repeatdly calling you foo'

[Warthog]

Pity the fool who puts an e in my name!

Yeah..... who'd do a thing like that? :lol:

:oops: *goes off to edit his dream post*

Your gonna have Mr T in your dream now repeatdly calling you foo'

I hope so, that dream would ROCK! Now if only TSM would change his avatar back to one of those pretty ladies, we might be getting somewhere here... :twisted:

[BabyJ]

Prefer a Hollywood definately!

I have my own boulevard.... !! :oops: :oops:


TMI me thinks! :wink:

[TVR_Tracy]

Prefer a Hollywood definately!

I have my own boulevard.... !! :oops: :oops:


TMI me thinks! :wink:

Maybe, if I understood exactly what you meant :?

You mean you house the famous "hollywood walk of fame" in your intimate place? :?

[Jabba]

Prefer a Hollywood definately!

I have my own boulevard.... !! :oops: :oops:


TMI me thinks! :wink:

Maybe, if I understood exactly what you meant :?

You mean you house the famous "hollywood walk of fame" in your intimate place? :?

Isn't that the place where all those Hollywood actors have placed their hands and made an impression? :lol:

[TVR_Tracy]

Isn't that the place where all those Hollywood actors have placed their hands and made an impression? :lol:

:lol: :lol:

[BernardBikerchick]

Brazilian it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

[Halonic]

Brazilian it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

*cough*


Post pics please

:P

[Aurora]

Dye not required here :lol:

YAY!!

a natural red!!!!

Either that or it's gone rusty.

In my dreams :wink:

[Aurora]

If you are blonde go for Brazilian if brunet go for Holywood

And a Redhead?

[Aurora]

Brazilian it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Know that feeling :smt022

[Halonic]

Brazilian it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Know that feeling :smt022

Nowt wrong with a red head

'cept maybe if you go bald :roll:

[Marshall]

Nowt wrong with a red head

'cept maybe if you go bald :roll:

like me lol

[BabyJ]

:lol: :lol:

I was just saying that I prefer mine hollywood style, the 'Boulevard' was just refering to the "Hollywood" saying thats all.... :oops: :oops:

Just a question.... Who named it Hollywood and why??

Just wondered!! :oops:

:wink:

[SoulKiss]

Hollywood = Pron Capital of the World !!! Yeah BABY!!!!!!

Pron stars shave all off, hence name

Brazillians are called that because thats where micro-thong bikinis originated and hence the almost gone effect.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_waxing

David

[600+]

If you are blonde go for Brazilian if brunet go for Holywood

And a Redhead?

yeah good question..........hm........i would say brazilian for the redhead as well:)

[Anonymous]

my gf Fliss has a Smokey Robinson

[chazzyb]

my gf Fliss has a Smokey Robinson

An afro? How quaint. :lol:

[Anonymous]

my gf Fliss has a Smokey Robinson

An afro? How quaint. :lol:

Presumably black and curly, thinnning in the middle but grey at the edges?