Pink Van Man?

[wyrdness]

http://www.graystrucks.co.uk/

Read the scrolling text. Very funny.

If you can't be bothered to wait, a full transcript is available here (http://www.graystrucks.co.uk/)

[Razor]

See our new "Iveco DailyVan" website at www.dailyvan.com (there is a link below). DailyVan.com has the best prices for Iveco Daily Vans on the Internet!! Come to our All New Ford Transit Test Drive Week: 24th - 29th July 2006 - - -

Test Drive the All New Ford Transit with it's new confident look and contemporary design (very dashing!), dash mounted gearshift (somewhere for the ladies to hang their handbags), ABS, EBD, BERK, MUPIT, & DONK now fitted as standard, super doooooper NEW and exciting Euro IV Common Rail Turbo Diesel engines (loads of smiles and loads of miles to the gallon), fab range of bright new colours (go on have a pink one, you know you want to, it will make a change from being a "white van man"), more standard equipment than ever before, (so you wont need) more factory options than ever before (so you can pimp your ride if you want), car like feel and quality (except its a great big van), class leading interior stowage area (think of the appeal it will have to all those asylum seekers trying to cadge a lift when you return from your next booze run to France), Call Fred or Steve on 01483 5710 on to book your test drive and get a free entry to our fantabulous and fandabidozi prize draw for a (DavidDavid) sorry "TomTom" satellite navigation system (perfect for any berk who cannot read a map) - Only joking - it really is a great van - Ford - Feel the difference - opinions expressed in this text are not necessarily those of Grays Truck and Van Management all rights reserved, terms and conditions probably apply, your home is subject to repossession if you fail to keep up payments - Don’t tell my boss about this! Just buy a bloody van!

[Jester666]

Absolute Quality!! :lol: :lol: :lol: