cuffy
29-09-06, 07:17 AM
Several men were in the locker room of a golf club. When a mobile phone
on a bench rang, a man engaged the hands-free speaker function and began
to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you still at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall. I found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure! Go ahead, if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Porsche dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer them
£900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hung up. The other men in the locker room stared at him in
astonishment.
Then he smiled and asked, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"
on a bench rang, a man engaged the hands-free speaker function and began
to talk. Everyone else in the room stopped to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you still at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the mall. I found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure! Go ahead, if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Porsche dealership and saw the new 2007
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£65,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer them
£900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hung up. The other men in the locker room stared at him in
astonishment.
Then he smiled and asked, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"