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Blue_SV650S
06-10-06, 03:10 PM
I don’t really know many female riders, so my sample set is too small to make a scientific conclusion, so I will put this out to the .org. :)

Female riders are a minority and therefore are a special breed too get kicks out of what is predominately a male hobby/sport. I admire them for doing what they like and for putting up with all the stick that over testosteroned males throw at them. Good for you girls. :smt038

But the simple fact is I only know howlers that are into bikes … as an ugly bloke, I feel I can make these comments and know that it is personality that counts :lol:… but are there babes out there?! If so why don’t I have their numbers?!!? :lol:

p.s. the more girls into biking the better - full stop, I’ll have your number anyway :lol: this is just a bit of fun, don't take offense if you are a bush pig :lol:

Scoobs
06-10-06, 03:11 PM
Biking is for blokes. Girls KEEP OUT. Know your limits and get back in that kitchen......oh and hurry up with my beer.

Law
06-10-06, 03:16 PM
The only riders I know and met are from this forum and everyone knows what they look like.

Samnooshka
06-10-06, 03:16 PM
Hey... I'm a girl biker and you know me :( :cry:

Anyway, you can't have met some of the ones i know obviously, otherwise you're opinion on the bush pigs out there is invalid :wink:.

Besides how can any girl look fantastic as they just get off the bike and take their lid off...

Biker Biggles
06-10-06, 03:25 PM
I'm keeping out of this. :idea:

K
06-10-06, 03:25 PM
Besides how can any girl look fantastic as they just get off the bike and take their lid off...

:roll: Miss-quote heaven methinks. Personally I'll resist. :wink:

Jabba
06-10-06, 03:26 PM
They're all gorgeous, fella. Probably got you worked out too :thumbsup:

Baph
06-10-06, 03:27 PM
I know a few guys who ride like girls, does that count?

Sammy, erm, that could be along the lines of the 'just woke up look' and I'll leave it at that. Not neccessarily a bad thing. :oops:

SoulKiss
06-10-06, 03:29 PM
I don’t really know many female riders, so my sample set is too small to make a scientific conclusion, so I will put this out to the .org. :)

Female riders are a minority and therefore are a special breed too get kicks out of what is predominately a male hobby/sport. I admire them for doing what they like and for putting up with all the stick that over testosteroned males throw at them. Good for you girls. :smt038

But the simple fact is I only know howlers that are into bikes … as an ugly bloke, I feel I can make these comments and know that it is personality that counts :lol:… but are there babes out there?! If so why don’t I have their numbers?!!? :lol:

p.s. the more girls into biking the better - full stop, I’ll have your number anyway :lol: this is just a bit of fun, don't take offense if you are a bush pig :lol:

I cant believe anyone could post this!!!

Blue - you either have balls of steel or a solid bone skull.......

Time will tell, cos at the next meet-up you might be in for a few kicks to the dangles from some of the fair ladies, so lets hope its ferrous knackers :)

Bravery or Stupidity, only time will tell :)

David

Kate
06-10-06, 03:31 PM
Bravery or Stupidity, only time will tell :)

David
lol, its effort to kick him in the danglies though.

Baph
06-10-06, 03:33 PM
Bravery or Stupidity, only time will tell :)

David
lol, its effort to kick him in the danglies though.
Effort well worth it if someone else is holding a video camera to post back to the forum later.

Not advocating anything at all, never would do, ever, honestly. (Sorry Blue)

Kate
06-10-06, 03:36 PM
Bravery or Stupidity, only time will tell :)

David
lol, its effort to kick him in the danglies though.
Effort well worth it if someone else is holding a video camera to post back to the forum later.

Not advocating anything at all, never would do, ever, honestly. (Sorry Blue)
hmm, this is true. Would need to use my bike boots too. If I think about the patronising tone of the post I could get wound up I guess.

Samnooshka
06-10-06, 03:51 PM
Bravery or Stupidity, only time will tell :)

David
lol, its effort to kick him in the danglies though.
Effort well worth it if someone else is holding a video camera to post back to the forum later.

Not advocating anything at all, never would do, ever, honestly. (Sorry Blue)
hmm, this is true. Would need to use my bike boots too. If I think about the patronising tone of the post I could get wound up I guess.

I think a lot of posts if you took seriously, you'd spend most of the time being wound up :wink:, although it is really tepting to kick him in the nuts right about now :wink:

Richie
06-10-06, 03:58 PM
voted all goddess as they all are in my eyes, as they ride bikes.... anyone bird that shows in public that they like someting hot and throbbing between there legs gets my vote... :wink: 8) :twisted: :lol:

Filipe M.
06-10-06, 03:59 PM
hmm, this is true. Would need to use my bike boots too. If I think about the patronising tone of the post I could get wound up I guess.

I think a lot of posts if you took seriously, you'd spend most of the time being wound up :wink:, although it is really tepting to kick him in the nuts right about now :wink:
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/twoponds/sv650/worthlesswithoutpics.gif

Peter Henry
06-10-06, 04:03 PM
I find in general the lady bikers I have met to be quite charming. That is once you look beyond the granma like chin fluff, butch walking style, foul languare and inept riding ability. :wink:


Here in Spain they still have it correct, a pillion seat should only be occupied by a tanned,gorgeous and lithe babe. Pillion decoration they do well, ride themselves? Well.......Chauvinistic perhaps? You bet! :D



















*hand grenade well and truly thrown*

Baph
06-10-06, 04:06 PM
*hand grenade well and truly thrown*
Nice to see you remembered to pull the pin out as well! :lol:

Blue_SV650S
06-10-06, 04:09 PM
Have I met you Samnooshka??? When where?!?! (oh my god :lol:)

Although my post is tongue in cheek and with the implication being negative, I am not saying all biker burds are howlers … just the ones I know (or thought I knew!!!). This post is to get a more rounded view as like I said my sample set is minimal :) … You never know I might even get laid where some girl want to prove a point?!?! :lol: (now there's hoping :wink: )

SoulKiss – I am just cheeky … its amazing how my cheekiness has made it possible to bat above my league in the past!! … got a few slaps too :lol:

{ca ching} brain wave … Oh hang one … I met 3 very nice young ladies on the Lydden trackday (is that when/where I met you Samnooshka? If so didn’t recognize the name sorrrrrry, which one were you? The one with the SV, the one with the R1 or the one that wasn’t riding?!?!) so I actually know more than I thought :)

Peter Henry
06-10-06, 04:11 PM
Blue Sv...You would easilly recognise Samnooshka as she tends to wear her granma fluff in plaits. :wink: :D :D

Samnooshka
06-10-06, 04:13 PM
Have I met you Samnooshka??? When where?!?! (oh my god :lol:)

Although my post is tongue in cheek and with the implication being negative, I am not saying all biker burds are howlers … just the ones I know (or thought I knew!!!). This post is to get a more rounded view as like I said my sample set is minimal :) … You never know I might even get laid where some girl want to prove a point?!?! :lol: (now there's hoping :wink: )

SoulKiss – I am just cheeky … its amazing how my cheekiness has made it possible to bat above my league in the past!! … got a few slaps too :lol:

{ca ching} brain wave … Oh hang one … I met 3 very nice young ladies on the Lydden trackday (is there when/where I met you Samnooshka? If so didn’t recognize the name sorrrrrry, which one were you? The one with the SV, the one with the R1 or the one that wasn’t riding?!?!) so I actually know more than I thought :)

I had the SV! I bought that petrol off you too :wink:, and the other two that were there were Cool Girl (not riding), and a girlfriend of the guy with the red sv pointy (sorry mate can't remember your name) and both of those are not howlers!! hehehe.

Blue_SV650S
06-10-06, 04:14 PM
I had the SV! I bought that petrol off you too :wink:, and the other two that were there were Cool Girl (not riding), and a girlfriend of the guy with the red sv pointy (sorry mate can't remember your name) and both of those are not howlers!! hehehe.

Ah right, yeah, I'd slip-you-one :lol: From what u say we have 'swaped fuids' already mind :lol:

..... My years at charm school weren’t wasted as you can see!!! :lol:

Grinch
06-10-06, 04:19 PM
Biking is for blokes. Girls KEEP OUT. Know your limits and get back in that kitchen......oh and hurry up with my beer.

I'll let Jax know these views...

Samnooshka
06-10-06, 04:20 PM
Ah right, yeah, I'd slip-you-one :lol:

..... My years at **** head school weren’t wasted as you can see!!! :lol:

No obviously not :wink:

weazelz
06-10-06, 04:21 PM
I can think of a certain zxr400 rider who might be interested this thread Blue ...

Blue_SV650S
06-10-06, 04:23 PM
I can think of a certain zxr400 rider who might be interested this thread Blue ...

Oh year, my mates wife (Amanda) is lovely too ... I kinda messed this up a bit didn't I :lol:

Blue_SV650S
06-10-06, 04:24 PM
Ah right, yeah, I'd slip-you-one :lol:

..... My years at d*ck head school weren’t wasted as you can see!!! :lol:

No obviously not :wink:

Thats a date then?!!? ;)

Grinch
06-10-06, 04:24 PM
Jax on her Duke...

http://upload4.postimage.org/1322136/DSC01087_1_.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1322136/photo_hosting.html)

Samnooshka
06-10-06, 04:25 PM
I can think of a certain zxr400 rider who might be interested this thread Blue ...

Oh year, my mates wife (Amanda) is lovely too ... I kinda messed this up a bit didn't I :lol:

Open mouth... insert foot!!! no wait i see you already have the hang of that one :roll: :wink:

Blue_SV650S
06-10-06, 04:26 PM
Jax on her Duke...


Oh year … never met her, but she doesn’t like me where I took the mick out of her Duke :lol: … I need to learn what the word tact means don’t I!!?!!? :lol:

Paws
06-10-06, 04:32 PM
Right, all im gonna say is this is me (on my mates millie)..make ya own minds up bout me :)

http://upload4.postimage.org/1322174/b1111.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1322174/photo_hosting.html)

http://upload4.postimage.org/1322179/b111.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1322179/photo_hosting.html)


and then one of me ready for a night out:
http://upload4.postimage.org/1322184/2006_0220lauraboots060002.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1322184/photo_hosting.html)

Blue_SV650S
06-10-06, 04:35 PM
Samnooshka - I was going to ask if that was a fury beaver you have there in your avatar … but for the sake of the children I decided against it (kinda) :lol:

Paws – Hummmm … Like the boots …. … … … They are Alpinestars right ;) :lol: .... From the bottom shot looks like you might have a fury beaver cadged up there too!?!?! ?:lol:

Samnooshka
06-10-06, 04:37 PM
Samnooshka - I was going to ask if that was a fury beaver you have there in your avatar … but for the sake of the children I decided against it (kinda) :lol:



hahaha, no, that's my dog at 2 weeks old. not old enough to come home yet!

SoulKiss
06-10-06, 04:39 PM
Right, all im gonna say is this is me (on my mates millie)..make ya own minds up bout me :)

A pretty face'n'tats'n'corsets'n;boots'n'bikes'n'leathers.. ...

Nuff said really...............

David

weazelz
06-10-06, 04:42 PM
nice puppies .. woof woof

Razor
06-10-06, 04:45 PM
I know lots of female bikers, but some of them didn't start out that way...

BILLY
06-10-06, 05:15 PM
Well Blue you've opened up a large can of worms me thinks :lol:

Blue_SV650S
06-10-06, 05:19 PM
OMG .. just had my tea and came back to see what had happened in my absence … who on earth thought that this thread was important enough to move it to Bikes - Talk & Issues from Idle Banter?!?!? :lol:

Samnooshka – I am sorry, but there is no way that is a dog, its some sort of rodent!!! :lol:

…….. I really do need to hone my pulling techniques don’t I :lol:

BILLY
06-10-06, 05:25 PM
You had best set up an account at a Florist and do some heavy creeping :lol:

Blue_SV650S
06-10-06, 05:37 PM
Ok, Ok, so I think it is time we get some more pics of the ladies up (thanx for those Paws ;)). It's only fair I start off with some of me to show willing …

First of all one of me looking like I am napping :lol:

http://upload4.postimage.org/1322638/1.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1322638/photo_hosting.html)

And the second when I thought it’d be a good idea to shave all my hair off one day!! :lol:

http://upload4.postimage.org/1322642/2.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1322642/photo_hosting.html)

So come on gurlz, photos plz ... the more scantily cald the better!!! :lol:

K
06-10-06, 05:46 PM
I know lots of female bikers, but some of them didn't start out that way...

What, you mean some of them actually drove cars before getting their bike licence? :wink:

Razor
06-10-06, 05:56 PM
I know lots of female bikers, but some of them didn't start out that way...

What, you mean some of them actually drove cars before getting their bike licence? :wink:

That could also be the case ;)

minifun
06-10-06, 07:03 PM
The only pick I have of me is the one to the left!! <

See girls can ride blue SV's too! lol -

RandyO
06-10-06, 07:11 PM
the SV is a girley bike

northwind
06-10-06, 07:46 PM
There are good looking girl bikers, it's true, but every single one of them is a lesbian. FACT.

Shellywoozle
06-10-06, 07:48 PM
Hope my fella doesn't read this post, he was the one who motivated me to get a bike, now I fear he may be motiovated to shackle me to the kitchen sink !

:smt075 bad sexist men !! tut tut to the lot of ya :P

jonboy99
06-10-06, 08:04 PM
There are good looking girl bikers, it's true, but every single one of them is a lesbian. FACT.

Yeah, in my dreams too.. :lol:

northwind
06-10-06, 08:14 PM
the SV is a girley bike

'salright, I'm a girly man.

CoolGirl
06-10-06, 08:43 PM
There are good looking girl bikers, it's true, but every single one of them is a lesbian. FACT.

Yes, I know. good job I'm a minger, innit. :P

northwind
06-10-06, 08:48 PM
In denial, obviously :roll:

Itching 2 go
06-10-06, 09:00 PM
northy baby, have you been turned down by that many hot chicks on bikes?!?

you are doing it all wrong dude!

check me out, I picked up a chick on the back of my bike in purley, took her to the soho massive then hopped in her pants!!!

definatly not a beaver eater/rug muncher/dyke! infact quite a randy girly when you get the motor running :D

Paws
06-10-06, 09:00 PM
The only pick I have of me is the one to the left!! <

See girls can ride blue SV's too! lol -

Minifun your lovely :oops: , esp as your another bike lass with major tattoos. 8)

Paws
06-10-06, 09:02 PM
There are good looking girl bikers, it's true, but every single one of them is a lesbian. FACT.

Lol, does the fact that i wouldnt kick a certain Angelina Jolie out of bed amke me a lesbian? 8) :oops: :lol:

weazelz
06-10-06, 09:19 PM
There are good looking girl bikers, it's true, but every single one of them is a lesbian. FACT.

Lol, does the fact that i wouldnt kick a certain Angelina Jolie out of bed amke me a lesbian? 8) :oops: :lol:

I must be a lesbian too then

northwind
06-10-06, 09:21 PM
northy baby, have you been turned down by that many hot chicks on bikes?!?


Nope, never even approached one. All lesbians, see? Waste of time.

Biker Biggles
06-10-06, 09:22 PM
Itchy----They must of been big pants if you hopped in there too. :lol:

I said I would'nt get involved in this thread,now look what you done. :twisted:

Itching 2 go
06-10-06, 09:24 PM
Itchy----They must of been big pants if you hopped in there too. :lol:

I said I would'nt get involved in this thread,now look what you done. :twisted: :lol:

Biker Biggles
06-10-06, 09:27 PM
As for you Paws,we need pics of you not throwing Angelina out of bed.
Preferably moving pictures. :oops:

BILLY
06-10-06, 11:17 PM
As for you Paws,we need pics of you not throwing Angelina out of bed.
Preferably moving pictures. :oops:

I'll second that :wink:

TT Dee
07-10-06, 07:12 AM
*Raises a delicately arched eyebrow at the content of this thread*

Blue, you're a bad, bad, boy manipulating the ladies insecurities/exhibitionist tendencies in such a manner :wink:




Razor, you're gorgeous.

Jabba
07-10-06, 08:34 AM
There are good looking girl bikers, it's true, but every single one of them is a lesbian. FACT.

Yes, I know. good job I'm a minger, innit. :P

My dear girl, you certainly ain't a "minger" - really rather pretty, in fact :kiss:

If you are "from the island of Lesbos" than that's mankind's loss* :wink:




* you can give me the fiver later :lol:

ArtyLady
07-10-06, 09:21 AM
There are good looking girl bikers, it's true, but every single one of them is a lesbian. FACT.

Conclusive evidence that Im straight then - been mistaken for a bloke a few times :cry: :wink:

Blue_SV650S
07-10-06, 11:03 AM
The only pick I have of me is the one to the left!! <

See girls can ride blue SV's too! lol -

Surely that can be rectified fairly easily … if you haven’t got one yaseln, you must know someone with a digicam?? :)

Kudos on the Blue_SVS by the way … a gurl with true class obviously ;)

Hope my fella doesn't read this post, he was the one who motivated me to get a bike, now I fear he may be motiovated to shackle me to the kitchen sink !

:smt075 bad sexist men !! tut tut to the lot of ya :P

Shellywoozle - Not overly surprised by that response … you look pretty grumpy in ya avatar … :lol:

can we have a more happy pic of you plz :)

...

With 31 votes the poll is far from conclusive … it does seem there are more goddess bikers than munters!!! 8)

And now my sample set is growing (it was actually bigger than I originally thought anyway :lol: ) My world view is changing!!! :lol:

I do need more proof mind ;)

BILLY
07-10-06, 02:38 PM
Trying to get yourself out of that hole you have dug :lol:

Lou M
07-10-06, 05:00 PM
I know lots of female bikers, but some of them didn't start out that way...

What, you mean some of them actually drove cars before getting their bike licence? :wink:


:winner:

Shellywoozle
07-10-06, 05:10 PM
[quote=Shellywoozle]Hope my fella doesn't read this post, he was the one who motivated me to get a bike, now I fear he may be motiovated to shackle me to the kitchen sink !

:smt075 bad sexist men !! tut tut to the lot of ya :P

Shellywoozle - Not overly surprised by that response … you look pretty grumpy in ya avatar … :lol:

can we have a more happy pic of you plz :)



I will smile when I have passed my test until then you can have grumpy Shell .... or until I find my true lesbian self :?

Blue_SV650S
07-10-06, 08:46 PM
I will smile when I have passed my test until then you can have grumpy Shell .... or until I find my true lesbian self :?

When is your test??? :wink:

As for the smile, can you not ‘fake it’ for now … you are a girl, I am sure you are well practiced at ‘faking it’!! or again, is that just the ones I know?!?! :lol:

21QUEST
07-10-06, 11:38 PM
As for the smile, can you not ‘fake it’ for now … you are a girl, I am sure you are well practiced at ‘faking it’!! or again, is that just the ones I know?!?! :lol:

:roll: :lol: :lol:

Got to say though 'does that really happen to peeps?' I can say for sure never happens with me 8) :? :lol:


Cheers
Ben

lukemillar
08-10-06, 08:08 AM
I can say for sure never happens with me 8) :? :lol:


Cheers
Ben

Blimey Ben, I'm surprised you can remember that long ago! :shock: :wink: :lol:

Blue_SV650S
08-10-06, 03:55 PM
Blimey Ben, I'm surprised you can remember that long ago! :shock: :wink: :lol:

lol, or the women in his life have just been really convincing actresses :lol:

I am sure you are a love god Ben, you don’t need to try and convince us!! :lol: ... or is it just a weak move on the ladies of the forum ;) … are you feelin' his love ladies?!!?!? :lol:

Shellywoozle
08-10-06, 03:57 PM
I will smile when I have passed my test until then you can have grumpy Shell .... or until I find my true lesbian self :?

When is your test??? :wink:

As for the smile, can you not ‘fake it’ for now … you are a girl, I am sure you are well practiced at ‘faking it’!! or again, is that just the ones I know?!?! :lol:

Think that must be just the ones you attract Blue .. I am getting the fibe you don't like us ladies.

Blue_SV650S
08-10-06, 04:25 PM
Think that must be just the ones you attract Blue .. I am getting the fibe you don't like us ladies.

Just the opposite, I LOVE the ladies ... but for some strange reason they don't all love me ... dunno why it is, any ideas?!?! :lol:

BILLY
08-10-06, 05:22 PM
Think that must be just the ones you attract Blue .. I am getting the fibe you don't like us ladies.

Just the opposite, I LOVE the ladies ... but for some strange reason they don't all love me ... dunno why it is, any ideas?!?! :lol:

Have you lost your MOJO :lol:

anna
08-10-06, 06:50 PM
Think that must be just the ones you attract Blue .. I am getting the fibe you don't like us ladies.

Just the opposite, I LOVE the ladies ... but for some strange reason they don't all love me ... dunno why it is, any ideas?!?! :lol:

Cant think why that would be :roll: :wink: clearly a man with you charm, tact, and obvious natural charisma would just attract the female biking community to him in droves ;)

Blue_SV650S
08-10-06, 06:58 PM
Cant think why that would be :roll: :wink: clearly a man with you charm, tact, and obvious natural charisma would just attract the female biking community to him in droves ;)

You would have thought wouldn't u!! :lol:

as for MOJO ... {Austin powers on} shagadelic baby!! :lol: {Austin powers off}

Peter Henry
08-10-06, 08:01 PM
There was a very petite Dutch girl came on a ride with us today. She was about 8 stone dripping wet. She was riding a Speed triple, not the quickest rider but far from the slowest.

At times we were riding through quite strong cross winds and it was good to see how she used her body to lean in to the breeze. She had an altogether very simple, unfrilled riding technique that was very good indeed.

You would have to say that she was very nice looking and very "ladylike" also. :wink:

northwind
08-10-06, 08:08 PM
...dripping wet.

:shock:

the white rabbit
08-10-06, 08:17 PM
...dripping wet.

:shock:

I'll raise you an

:smt118

and an

:smt110

(and get in a heap of trouble :lol: )

Blue_SV650S
08-10-06, 08:34 PM
...dripping wet.

:shock:

Easy tiger :lol:

Peter – Like I said, my sample set is small, but I have never met a girl that is a BAD rider … that’s not me trying to sound ‘winning’ but they seem to ride with their head not their loins!!

I am as guilty as the next man of finding myself ‘showing off’ in the company of others. I actually tend to shy away from rideouts because I have little self control and find myself trying to prove my dominance!! :lol: That can only eventually end in tears, with my licence or worse!!! :?

Anyone else suffer the same affliction ? :shock:

Peter Henry
08-10-06, 08:34 PM
...dripping wet.

:shock:

You boys can dream. :D She was a natural blonde also, did I mention that? :wink:

Cazza
08-10-06, 11:57 PM
Biking is for blokes. Girls KEEP OUT. Know your limits and get back in that kitchen......oh and hurry up with my beer.

Why don't you ask Sid Squid what he reckons...?

http://upload4.postimage.org/1005012/SqiudselectshisbeachVolleyballteam.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1005012/photo_hosting.html)

Law
09-10-06, 01:44 AM
...dripping wet.

:shock:

You boys can dream. :D She was a natural blonde also, did I mention that? :wink:

I remember your last yarn of a lady, lisp and cross-eyed. ;)

Today I met a charming young lady! (http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.php?t=41606&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)

lukemillar
09-10-06, 06:39 AM
Biking is for blokes. Girls KEEP OUT. Know your limits and get back in that kitchen......oh and hurry up with my beer.

Why don't you ask Sid Squid what he reckons...?

http://upload4.postimage.org/1005012/SqiudselectshisbeachVolleyballteam.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1005012/photo_hosting.html)

Which one is Sid Squid?

Viney
09-10-06, 07:26 AM
I have a few friends, some that i still see, some that i dont, and to be honest, they ride very well my missus included. I have seen my friend Mandy chew up a Duc rider and spit him out on her Blade, and very amusing it was too.

If its looks you are on about, i only hang round with good looking women in leather!!

But what you all forget, is let the woman go in front....you cant beat a female ass in leather, and us men following!!!

Warthog
09-10-06, 10:10 AM
Blue_SV650S, you look way better with hair ;)

I know a few female bikers, they are generally moderate looking, but always really nice girls, and thats what counts eh? :)

northwind
09-10-06, 10:43 AM
Why don't you ask Sid Squid what he reckons...?


I think he's far too busy to waste any time thinking :)

the white rabbit
09-10-06, 10:48 AM
I have few friends. i only hang round looking at women in leather.

poor chap :(

the white rabbit
09-10-06, 11:01 AM
This 'Everyone a Swamp Donkey' is a little unfair.

Here's what's sometimes known as a swamp donkey and its a right little cutie


http://snowe.senate.gov/images/moose.jpg

Peter Henry
09-10-06, 12:32 PM
...dripping wet.

:shock:

You boys can dream. :D She was a natural blonde also, did I mention that? :wink:

I remember your last yarn of a lady, lisp and cross-eyed. ;)

Today I met a charming young lady! (http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.php?t=41606&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)

I assure you my friend that this is a genuine,living and breathing lady. :)

Peter Henry
09-10-06, 12:32 PM
...dripping wet.

:shock:

You boys can dream. :D She was a natural blonde also, did I mention that? :wink:

I remember your last yarn of a lady, lisp and cross-eyed. ;)

Today I met a charming young lady! (http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.php?t=41606&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0)

I assure you my friend that this is a genuine,living and breathing lady. :)

Blue_SV650S
09-10-06, 01:50 PM
Biking is for blokes. Girls KEEP OUT. Know your limits and get back in that kitchen......oh and hurry up with my beer.

Why don't you ask Sid Squid what he reckons...?

http://upload4.postimage.org/1005012/SqiudselectshisbeachVolleyballteam.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1005012/photo_hosting.html)

Ok so I think I recognise Samnooshka, she is the front right of the picture, but who are the others?

Warthog - After I shaved my head, I was told by my work colleagues that I looked like a thug!! :lol: as I am far from a thug I thought that was quite cool!! :lol: That was last winter, it has long since grown back :)

DanAbnormal
09-10-06, 01:56 PM
Well I know only two girly bikers. One is a chick from work who is a babe, she has met up with the guildford lot a few times (MarySmooV)and the other is that RizlaSV girl who I only met once (and didn't even talk to her) but she was rather lovely. Okay, now that I've embarassed myself (I do that a lot, just ask Law) here's a shamlessly posery pic of me as well.

But hey I don't care (although the wife might - yikes!).

http://upload4.postimage.org/1346015/dansmall.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1346015/photo_hosting.html)

Law
09-10-06, 02:26 PM
Well I know only two girly bikers. One is a chick from work who is a babe, she has met up with the guildford lot a few times (MarySmooV)and the other is that RizlaSV girl who I only met once (and didn't even talk to her) but she was rather lovely. Okay, now that I've embarassed myself (I do that a lot, just ask Law) here's a shamlessly posery pic of me as well.

But hey I don't care (although the wife might - yikes!).

http://upload4.postimage.org/1346015/dansmall.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1346015/photo_hosting.html)

We are the double act of embarrassment. I've learnt to keep my views to myself now (or at least not within earshot of the female subject :oops: ) :lol:

I thought you're not married yet.

DanAbnormal
09-10-06, 02:54 PM
I thought you're not married yet.

Mate I am awaiting trial. In other words I may as well be, only 5 weeks to go! :D

Warthog
09-10-06, 04:30 PM
http://upload4.postimage.org/1346015/dansmall.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1346015/photo_hosting.html)

I suddenly want a Stella for some reason :P

Sid Squid
09-10-06, 09:26 PM
Why don't you ask Sid Squid what he reckons...?

http://upload4.postimage.org/1005012/SqiudselectshisbeachVolleyballteam.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1005012/photo_hosting.html)

Ok so I think I recognise Samnooshka, she is the front right of the picture, but who are the others?

At the back from the left: Cazza, RizlaSV, Me!, Mrs Squid
Front: Helen, Samnooshka.

DanAbnormal
09-10-06, 10:44 PM
I suddenly want a Stella for some reason :P

If your name's not down.......... :lol:

jonboy99
10-10-06, 08:08 AM
I am as guilty as the next man of finding myself ‘showing off’ in the company of others. I actually tend to shy away from rideouts because I have little self control and find myself trying to prove my dominance!! :lol: That can only eventually end in tears, with my licence or worse!!! :?

Anyone else suffer the same affliction ? :shock:

Same here, and i'm not even a decent rider, which makes things much worse.. :lol:

DanAbnormal
10-10-06, 09:26 AM
I am as guilty as the next man of finding myself ‘showing off’ in the company of others. I actually tend to shy away from rideouts because I have little self control and find myself trying to prove my dominance!! :lol: That can only eventually end in tears, with my licence or worse!!! :?

Anyone else suffer the same affliction ? :shock:

Same here, and i'm not even a decent rider, which makes things much worse.. :lol:

Sometimes I suffer from this, must be a male thing.

Warthog
10-10-06, 12:16 PM
I suddenly want a Stella for some reason :P

If your name's not down.......... :lol:

lol


Ever heard of a band called Krisiun? They are well known for having humungous arms, it just reminded me :D
http://www.pegazusmetal.com/imagens_interviews/krisiun4_24-02-06.jpg
http://www.ozproductions.com/scarecrow/Images/IMAGENES/pic-krisiun.jpg

DanAbnormal
10-10-06, 05:53 PM
Ever heard of a band called Krisiun? They are well known for having humungous arms, it just reminded me :D
http://www.pegazusmetal.com/imagens_interviews/krisiun4_24-02-06.jpg
http://www.ozproductions.com/scarecrow/Images/IMAGENES/pic-krisiun.jpg


Nope, I wish I had humungous arms though. :cry: