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Stingo
09-10-06, 12:37 PM
The horse said to his mate the sheepdog - "so, what have you been doing today?"

The sheepdog replied "Oh you know, usual stuff, moving sheep from one place to another".


The horse said "How many sheep have we got?"

"140" replied the dog.

"Are you sure?" asked the horse, "I thought we had 138"....


















The dog replied "I should know - I round 'em up!"

:lol: :lol:
Marshall
09-10-06, 01:48 PM
dear lord!!!!!!!!!!!!
Filipe M.
09-10-06, 01:50 PM
Earth calling Cpt. Cuffy! :help:
Jdubya
09-10-06, 02:22 PM
:( *groan* :oops: :oops:
falc
09-10-06, 02:28 PM
:smt067
Caddy2000
09-10-06, 04:18 PM
North Korea chose the wrong place to test that Nuke!!!!
BILLY
09-10-06, 05:42 PM
Double GROAN
Spiderman
09-10-06, 05:56 PM
Oh.MY.DEAR.GOD :shock: Thats just awful. Bring back Cuffy, all is forgiven man.
Law
09-10-06, 06:52 PM
I don't get it. How is it funny? :?
Filipe M.
09-10-06, 06:53 PM
I don't get it. How is it funny? :?

It isn't! 8-[
MavUK
09-10-06, 07:29 PM
Read the title and thought 'How can there be a clean joke with sheep in it'. Now I know there can't :P
Richie
09-10-06, 07:31 PM
I found it slightly funny for .025 of a seconds, then thought... :roll:
Richie
09-10-06, 07:35 PM
2 horses talking to one and other over a wall, when the farmers sheep dog runs over and says "Have you seen two sheep, black ones as I've lost them and I've looked every where for them..?"
The horses look at each other and say "Wow a talking dog....! "



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cuffy
10-10-06, 07:31 AM
Oh.MY.DEAR.GOD :shock: Thats just awful. Bring back Cuffy, all is forgiven man.Earth calling Cpt. Cuffy! :help:

I knew you worshipped my true comedy genius :notworthy:

*Goes off to the bat cave to trawl through ancient manuscripts of comedy*
Spiderman
10-10-06, 03:51 PM
Oh.MY.DEAR.GOD :shock: Thats just awful. Bring back Cuffy, all is forgiven man.Earth calling Cpt. Cuffy! :help:

I knew you worshipped my true comedy genius :notworthy:

*Goes off to the bat cave to trawl through ancient manuscripts of comedy*

Mate, anything you could come up with is bound to be funnier than the "joke" above
Spiderman
10-10-06, 03:52 PM
Oh.MY.DEAR.GOD :shock: Thats just awful. Bring back Cuffy, all is forgiven man.Earth calling Cpt. Cuffy! :help:

I knew you worshipped my true comedy genius :notworthy:

*Goes off to the bat cave to trawl through ancient manuscripts of comedy*

Mate, anything you could come up with is bound to be funnier than the "joke" above
Ping
10-10-06, 04:29 PM
Two times! :lol:

That Spidey's really disgusted... :lol:
Spiderman
10-10-06, 04:43 PM
D'oh!

Wasnt me, i swear.
anna
10-10-06, 05:05 PM
Oh.MY.DEAR.GOD :shock: Thats just awful. Bring back Cuffy, all is forgiven man.Earth calling Cpt. Cuffy! :help:

I knew you worshipped my true comedy genius :notworthy:

*Goes off to the bat cave to trawl through ancient manuscripts of comedy*

Mate, anything you could come up with is bound to be funnier than the "joke" above

oh please not again! :roll:
Stingo
10-10-06, 05:34 PM
Interesting to see that my little joke above is receiving so much feedback...it might not all be positive but :smt102 hey feedback is still feedback, criticism is still criticism and sheep are still woolley (hang on...that's not right....)

Anyway.... :smt079 come on - let me have it!!! :lol: :lol:
Stingo
10-10-06, 05:35 PM
Interesting to see that my little joke above is receiving so much feedback...it might not all be positive but :smt102 hey feedback is still feedback, criticism is still criticism and sheep are still woolley (hang on...that's not right....)

Anyway.... :smt079 come on - let me have it!!! :lol: :lol:
Bud
10-10-06, 10:06 PM
Thank god it only takes about 10 minutes for me to forget jokes.... It's the first time I've looked at that fact in a positive light. :)
BabyJ
11-10-06, 09:24 PM
2 horses talking to one and other over a wall, when the farmers sheep dog runs over and says "Have you seen two sheep, black ones as I've lost them and I've looked every where for them..?"
The horses look at each other and say "Wow a talking dog....! "



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The first one got a graon and Paul didn't get it! #-o
That one was worse!! Don't give up your day job Richie :wink:
Richie
11-10-06, 09:29 PM
2 horses talking to one and other over a wall, when the farmers sheep dog runs over and says "Have you seen two sheep, black ones as I've lost them and I've looked every where for them..?"
The horses look at each other and say "Wow a talking dog....! "



http://torquesite.com/forum/images/smiles/tumbleweed.gif


The first one got a graon and Paul didn't get it! #-o
That one was worse!! Don't give up your day job Richie :wink:

Don't worrie... 6 more years... then... Freedom.......




then I'll have to look for a job. :wink: