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Blue_SV650S
10-10-06, 03:08 PM
Ok as my ‘are there any hot female bikers?’ thread was taken in the intended (light) manner and didn’t really overly offend anyone, I have a new one on a similar theme …;)
Why is it that hot chicks only like Harley Ferguson/HD owners??? Is it the bad-boy image, the chrome or the vibrations? I can’t see it is the men themselves …
Thing is your A-typical HD owner is a fat - bearded - oaf, not your average Brad pit (or insert a name chicks actually dig :lol:) so not really aesthetically pleasing males … so it has to be in the image/bike …
Why can’t us non HD riders have packs of scantily clad hot Bi**hes in their droves falling at our feet?? You just don’t see that at a normal non-HD gathering.
So in short, do I need to sell my soul to the devil and buy a Harley Ferguson!?? :lol:
Thing is your A-typical HD owner is a fat - bearded - oaf, not your average Brad pit (or insert a name chicks actually dig :lol:) so not really aesthetically pleasing males … so it has to be in the image/bike …
Old... rich....
Wait, I'm starting to see a pattern emerging...:shock:
Why can’t us non HD riders have packs of scantily clad hot Bi**hes in their droves falling at our feet??
Because they have something you and I don't...........charisma and personality :wink:
They have hairy faces...
And so I refer you back to this pic...
http://upload4.postimage.org/1005012/SqiudselectshisbeachVolleyballteam.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1005012/photo_hosting.html)
Why is it that hot chicks only like Harley Ferguson/HD owners??? Is it the bad-boy image, the chrome or the vibrations? I can’t see it is the men themselves …
Thing is your A-typical HD owner is a fat - bearded - oaf, not your average Brad pit (or insert a name chicks actually dig :lol:) so not really aesthetically pleasing males … so it has to be in the image/bike …
Why can’t us non HD riders have packs of scantily clad hot Bi**hes in their droves falling at our feet?? You just don’t see that at a normal non-HD gathering.
So in short, do I need to sell my soul to the devil and buy a Harley Ferguson!?? :lol:
Oh pleassssse……..
I fail to understand how a woman who considers herself a serious biker could possibly be tempted by a group of middle age crises, whose order in the hierarchy is dependant on how much HD embellished tacky-crap is owned, multiplied by the length of the tassel.
The “hot-chicks” you refer too are little short of a shallow, fashion-humping lemmings, concerned by nothing more than a loud, flash piece of over-hyped pop culture….. and its over-priced accessories.
So, if you are happy to admit that these “hot chicks” are not, nor never will be, attracted to your personality, your charisma, your intelligence, your wit, your character, or to your physical looks…… then sign on the dotted line young man :wink:
philipMac
10-10-06, 04:16 PM
Emm.
Em.
Dude. I dont know what the story is in the UK with the Harley owners kru, but, *shudder* suffices to say, generally speaking, "hot" would not be the first word that pops into my head when I see those chicks.
Words like... "toothpaste", "sperm whale" and "shower" are front runners though.
Have you tried lonely hearts :lol:
I believe you're far too preoccupied with what people look like.
Just ride your fookin' bike. :P
I believe you're far too preoccupied with what people look like.
Just ride your fookin' bike. :P
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lukemillar
10-10-06, 04:34 PM
I believe you're far too preoccupied with what people look like.
Just ride your fookin' bike. :P
I think someone needs to chuck a bucket of cold water over him as well!
I think someone needs to chuck a bucket of cold water over him as well!
Form an orderly queue :smt077
I think someone needs to chuck a bucket of cold water over him as well!
Form an orderly queue :smt077
Is this the queue for having water thrown over us or the queue to throw water over Bluey?
queue to throw water over Bluey, That sounds like an excelent idea, lets all do that
:shock: Bit harsh surely, but ok :lol:
Mariner
10-10-06, 05:31 PM
Is this the sort of thing you are after?
http://www.backstreetheroes.com/sites/Backstreet_Heroes/images/home_image.gif
Yeah I'm fat middle-aged with dodgy facial hair, but still fighting the "chicks" who just love to ride on a Harley! And I prefer scoundrel to "oaf"
8) 8) :lol: :lol: 8) 8)
CoolGirl
10-10-06, 05:33 PM
queue to throw water over Bluey, That sounds like an excelent idea, lets all do that
:shock: Bit harsh surely, but ok :lol:
and can someone put something in his tea whilst they're at it.
Anyway, real biker chicks (as opposed to vacuous models with implants) are busy hanging out with bikers with proper bikes. Or riding their own.
queue to throw water over Bluey, That sounds like an excelent idea, lets all do that
:shock: Bit harsh surely, but ok :lol:
and can someone put something in his tea whilst they're at it.
Anyway, real biker chicks (as opposed to vacuous models with implants) are busy hanging out with bikers with proper bikes. Or riding their own.
Aah! But according to Blue_SV650S, all real biker chicks that ride their own are howlers!!(Not my opinion) :lol:
http://forums.sv650.org/viewtopic.php?t=45873
hmmm well blue, i was going to offer to come and pose with you and bike 9i love guys in leathers :wink: ) but it seems like you diont think us sv site girlies are "hot enough" for ya :twisted: 8)
Quote blue: "Why is it that hot chicks only like Harley Ferguson/HD owners??? Is it the bad-boy image, the chrome or the vibrations? I can’t see it is the men themselves …"
Blue_SV650S
10-10-06, 06:43 PM
Ok lets put some clarity on this so ppl are not putting words into my mouth :lol: The sort of chicks I am on about here are NOT rider-owners … just Wenches! … :D
…..
So, if you are happy to admit that these “hot chicks” are not, nor never will be, attracted to your personality, your charisma, your intelligence, your wit, your character, or to your physical looks…… then sign on the dotted line young man :wink:
I can live with that …. :lol:
hmmm well blue, i was going to offer to come and pose with you and bike 9i love guys in leathers :wink: ) but it seems like you diont think us sv site girlies are "hot enough" for ya :twisted: 8)
… …"
Hell, if that is on the cards then I don’t mind ‘roughing it’ for a bit :wink: ... (oh boy that’s gonna cost me!! :lol:) :eye:
CoolGirl
10-10-06, 08:21 PM
Ok lets put some clarity on this so ppl are not putting words into my mouth :lol: The sort of chicks I am on about here are NOT rider-owners … just Wenches! … :D
…..
So, if you are happy to admit that these “hot chicks” are not, nor never will be, attracted to your personality, your charisma, your intelligence, your wit, your character, or to your physical looks…… then sign on the dotted line young man :wink:
I can live with that …. :lol:
hmmm well blue, i was going to offer to come and pose with you and bike 9i love guys in leathers :wink: ) but it seems like you diont think us sv site girlies are "hot enough" for ya :twisted: 8)
… …"
Hell, if that is on the cards then I don’t mind ‘roughing it’ for a bit :wink: ... (oh boy that’s gonna cost me!! :lol:) :eye:
Oi! Just remember who supplied your avatar, matey! :P
ArtyLady
10-10-06, 08:40 PM
Here we go again :roll: Down boy, down ! :lol: :lol:
valleyboy
10-10-06, 08:52 PM
You may have to tell some other part of his body that instead..... :shock:
ArtyLady
10-10-06, 08:54 PM
You may have to tell some other part of his body that instead..... :shock:
Thats what I was referring to :lol: :lol:
More hole digging...
There I was, a-digging this hole
A hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was
There was I, digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep
When along, comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head
Well we looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said
Do you mind if I make a suggestion?
Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it's wrong, it's much much too long
And you can't put hole wher a hole don't belong
I ask, what a liberty eh
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler
Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all I was worth
There was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shvel and sighed
Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied
I just couldnít bear, to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round co's I donít want it square
And if you disagree it don't bother me
Thatís the place where the holes gonna be
Well there we were, disscussing this hole
A hole in the groud so big and sort of round
Well it's not there now, the groundrs all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat
And that's that
Blue_SV650S
11-10-06, 09:14 AM
CoolGirl – doh (just remembered who you are now) I have done it again haven’t I :oops: … indeed a hole being dug, thanks for pointing that out Grinch!! :lol:
need2ride – Its not my fault I have red blood flowing through my veins :)
This is all just a bit of fun anyway … this line of talk always gets me giggling like a schoolboy!! :D
People have still failed to explain what the chicks see in HD (riders and bikes) mind.
Spiderman
11-10-06, 09:23 AM
Is this the sort of thing you are after?
http://www.backstreetheroes.com/sites/Backstreet_Heroes/images/home_image.gif
Isnt that the sort of thing we're all after. :shock: She can come ride me, or my bike, anytime.
And as someone else said... the truly hot chicks are riding their own bikes in my experience. Just look at some of our Soho lovelies.
People have still failed to explain what the chicks see in HD (riders and bikes) mind.
As I pointed out.. its the hairy faces...
Anyway, real biker chicks (as opposed to vacuous models with implants) are busy hanging out with bikers with proper bikes. Or riding their own.
Or riding someone else's* :wink:
You can "grace my rear" anytime, despite your not being vacuous or implanted.
*thinking "bike" and "AR06" before anyone comments inappropriately :lol:
CoolGirl
11-10-06, 12:15 PM
Anyway, real biker chicks (as opposed to vacuous models with implants) are busy hanging out with bikers with proper bikes. Or riding their own.
Or riding someone else's* :wink:
shhh! we were told not to speak of that again!
Anyway, real biker chicks (as opposed to vacuous models with implants) are busy hanging out with bikers with proper bikes. Or riding their own.
Or riding someone else's* :wink:
shhh! we were told not to speak of that again!
Sorry, Miss :smt079 8-[
Peter Henry
11-10-06, 01:09 PM
Ah the chicks and the Harley guys hey? Well the secret is that the girls are utilising a built in survival instinct. The female ensures her own future by coseying up to the biggest oaf she can. A prize bushy beard is essential for this natural theory to work of course.
The ladies are aware that in hard times there would be enough food supplies captured within her partners beard to keep her fed for some time. :wink:
ArtyLady
11-10-06, 03:16 PM
Ah the chicks and the Harley guys hey? Well the secret is that the girls are utilising a built in survival instinct. The female ensures her own future by coseying up to the biggest oaf she can. A prize bushy beard is essential for this natural theory to work of course.
The ladies are aware that in hard times there would be enough food supplies captured within her partners beard to keep her fed for some time. :wink:
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