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There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.
One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there.
Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was
interested in him too.
But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn't get involved with Clearly while he
was still going out with Lorraine.
He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with
Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine
but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell into the river.
The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing..." I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone..."
Oh yes my fave :lol: :lol: :lol: pmsl....
Filipe M.
17-10-06, 10:05 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Argh! That one gets worse every time I hear/read it... :lol:
Someone get this man a taxi while I find his coat...
:lol:
sorry but thats just rubbish. hands up who knows anybody who's called Clearly?
sorry but thats just rubbish. hands up who knows anybody who's called Clearly?
My family call me Clairezy if that's any use?....
:lol:
Do you think cuffy will be proud of me :?: :D
Alpinestarhero
17-10-06, 10:24 AM
I saw the punchline coming a mile off...
Matt
sorry but thats just rubbish. hands up who knows anybody who's called Clearly?
My family call me Clairezy if that's any use?....
:lol:
oh dear oh dear! what have you done?! from now on you will no longer be called Ping, it's Clairezy all the way! :shock:
:D
I thought this was gonna be a thread to boast about how many girlfriends people had/have. :oops:
The joke is terrible btw.
oh dear oh dear! what have you done?! from now on you will no longer be called Ping, it's Clairezy all the way! :shock:
:D
If you wish to be ignored then feel free. :P
:lol:
oh dear oh dear! what have you done?! from now on you will no longer be called Ping, it's Clairezy all the way! :shock:
:D
If you wish to be ignored then feel free. :P
:lol:
SorryclairezyPing
oh dear oh dear! what have you done?! from now on you will no longer be called Ping, it's Clairezy all the way! :shock:
:D
If you wish to be ignored then feel free. :P
:lol:
SorryclairezyPing
Oi!! :shock:
:lol:
Steve H
17-10-06, 10:52 AM
sorry but thats just rubbish. hands up who knows anybody who's called Clearly?
No, but I pushed Lorraine into the river, if thats any help?! :salut:
I thought this was gonna be a thread to boast about how many girlfriends people had/have. :oops:
in answer to your question, 2 and a half.
Do one nighters class as girlfriends ? :wink:
Do one nighters class as girlfriends ? :wink:
Only if they were female!! :lol:
Jimmy2Feet
17-10-06, 01:06 PM
I thought this was gonna be a thread to boast about how many girlfriends people had/have. :oops:
in answer to your question, 2 and a half.
so what made the half....hermaphrodite??
I thought this was gonna be a thread to boast about how many girlfriends people had/have. :oops:
in answer to your question, 2 and a half.
so what made the half....hermaphrodite??
well, there was this one time, at football camp, there was this one girl, who asked me the time, so i'm kinda considering her a girlyfriend.
Anyone remember that spot on the Radio 1 show where they did stuff like this which punned on songs? Kind of the shaggy dog story with the punchline a twist on the song title. Buggered if I can remember which DJ it was now. :oops:
I always for some reason remember this one but was done as I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone... which then linked into the song... :D
Anyone remember that spot on the Radio 1 show where they did stuff like this which punned on songs? Kind of the shaggy dog story with the punchline a twist on the song title. Buggered if I can remember which DJ it was now. :oops:
I always for some reason remember this one but was done as I can see Deidre now Lorraine has gone... which then linked into the song... :D
i remember that! i think it was "woo" Gary Davies, "woo" Gary Davies on your radio.
Anyone remember that spot on the Radio 1 show where they did stuff like this which punned on songs? Kind of the shaggy dog story with the punchline a twist on the song title. Buggered if I can remember which DJ it was now. :oops:
T'was Steve Wright, if my memory serves me right. Mid to late 80's :oops:
I remember what your on about too :D
Do one nighters class as girlfriends ? :wink:
Only if they were female!! :lol:
Bugger!
None then!
i remember that one from school .
primary school i might add.
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