View Full Version : Peter Andre and Jordan's christmas song
lukemillar
17-10-06, 11:04 AM
Oh my god!!
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html
Wait for Jordan to kick in around 1min15 secs
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: OMG PMSL at Jordan's singing.
Andre, who can actually sing
Yeah right, :roll: he's rubbish but still better than Jordan.
Its amazing how love for someone can cloud your better judgement :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Sounds like they were doing Karaoke rather than record a single :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Right, that's awful... abysmal... totally horrendous... ROFL!!
Hey at least I can see the funny side of it...
:lol:
SoulKiss
17-10-06, 11:12 AM
Oh my god!!
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html
Wait for Jordan to kick in around 1min15 secs
Another reason for choosing Linux
this cack wont play :)
lukemillar
17-10-06, 11:16 AM
Oh my god!!
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html
Wait for Jordan to kick in around 1min15 secs
Another reason for choosing Linux
this cack wont play :)
Wrong! I'm on linux and it plays beautifully!
Wrong! I'm on linux and it plays beautifully!
An oxymoron, surely? :lol:
lukemillar
17-10-06, 11:25 AM
Wrong! I'm on linux and it plays beautifully!
An oxymoron, surely? :lol:
Intentional of course!
*giggles* I listened to it twice... *twitches*
Tee hee hee! :lol:
*twitches*
Help... me.......
timwilky
17-10-06, 11:26 AM
Sorry, I had to turn it off after suffering 2 minutes. There is no way I could have suffered if for a futher two.
The daughter is sat here saying. "That can't be the final version". God help the poor sound guys if they have to work with that to turn it into something half sellable.
Or is there finally a present you can get for someone you really dislike.
You know I've played it a few times and it's grown on me.
I'm gonna get it to be Xmas No. 1, yeah!!! :lol:
wyrdness
17-10-06, 11:30 AM
It sounds like someone's put his balls in a vice, and is tightening it slowly as the song progresses, with an extra full-turn after 1 min 10 secs.
I had to pull the plug before 2 minutes. Now everybody in the office is going to suffer too.
SoulKiss
17-10-06, 11:42 AM
Wrong! I'm on linux and it plays beautifully!
An oxymoron, surely? :lol:
Intentional of course!
Maybe I was just not giving it long enought to load - or maybe just saved by an old version of Flash Player :)
David
creamerybutter
17-10-06, 11:42 AM
Oh dear god does she really think she can sing.
they must have been :drink:
:laughat: JORDEN :oops: :smt043 :smt036 :smt044 :smt034 :smt072
Sorry, I had to turn it off after suffering 2 minutes. There is no way I could have suffered if for a futher two.
The daughter is sat here saying. "That can't be the final version". God help the poor sound guys if they have to work with that to turn it into something half sellable.
Or is there finally a present you can get for someone you really dislike.
WTF :shock:
I cannot beleive you lasted that long. As soon as the greater chested slag warbler joined in my ear drums burst.
I pray to god they dont have the balls to release that. Please NO !!!
Oh my god!!
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,20590041-5006002,00.html
Wait for Jordan to kick in around 1min15 secs
Another reason for choosing Linux
this cack wont play :)
Something wrong with my setup at home obviously. It would play, but trust me, it wont be doing so!
**** ME! Words fail me. ****ING AWFUL!
ArtyLady
17-10-06, 04:11 PM
OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when it started I thought it was her, but it wasnt , and I thought "oh dear, I heard her say she could sing but she cant!!" and then when she started :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: what can I say except .............. there's hope for me then :wink: :lol: :lol:
Filipe M.
17-10-06, 04:26 PM
Jesus H. Christ! :shock: :shock: :shock: There's no damn VocAlign / AutoTune in the whole (new :lol: ) world that can put that right! :shock: :shock: :shock: My EARS!!!!!!!!!!!
Red ones
17-10-06, 04:34 PM
Spoof! Right?
:smt081 :smt081 :smt081 That is sooo crap! Gonna sell like hotcakes then :roll:
ArtyLady
17-10-06, 04:36 PM
Spoof! Right?
I hadnt thought of that! - it has to be - its sooooooooooo bad!!! :roll: :roll: :lol:
zedleppelin1981
17-10-06, 04:40 PM
The success will be determined by the promo video; whether she gets her jubblies out :lol:
Sad fact is though, in the 'celeb' obsessed world, the 'Heat magazine brigade' will go out and buy it.
Yet:
Iron Maiden go and release a 7 min single (Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg), but it is too long to be eligible for chart entry. Yet it was the best single I've heard in years.
Crazy :evil:
:shock: Seems to be something wrong with my ears - anyone know a good ear doctor? That can't be right...mebbe it's the sound card...must've blown a resistor or something....
busasean
17-10-06, 07:14 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Right, that's awful... abysmal... totally horrendous... ROFL!!
Hey at least I can see the funny side of it...
:lol:
words right out of my mouth, still, you'll easily be able to tell which pubs are playing this,..... you'll have punters glassing themselves to get out!!!!!
fizzwheel
17-10-06, 07:53 PM
Words fail me...
:shock:
Apophes
17-10-06, 08:23 PM
ouch ouch cough
this is just so X factor didnt make it
and for some reason my bull terrier yelped and is now trying to scratch his ears off
and as for the cat ... ours not jordan she has just ran out side meowing more intune with pete than his mrs
Fizzy Fish
17-10-06, 08:32 PM
OMG :shock: :shock: :shock:
Funny, reminds me of David Beckham - looks good but best kept quiet! :lol:
El Saxo
17-10-06, 08:37 PM
AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!
My f**king ears!! :shock: :shock:
That is truely horrific! ](*,)
I hav worse in my collection
I have just listened to it, nothing that a pitch corrector wont cure. You wait until its released, she'll sound like charlotte church!
.... when It ended... TFFT. :twisted: :lol: thats so bads it's going on as a ringtone.
Yet:
Iron Maiden go and release a 7 min single (Reincarnation of Benjamin Breeg), but it is too long to be eligible for chart entry. Yet it was the best single I've heard in years.
Crazy :evil:
not heard that maiden track :shock:
Has to be a spoof, i've heard a version possibly from last year which ( go's and washes mouth out) didn't sound to bad. but this is truly awful.
chris
Samnooshka
18-10-06, 11:16 AM
OUCH!!! that sounds painful.... even got the dogs howling on that one!!!! :shock: :shock:
Ceri JC
18-10-06, 11:31 AM
It sounds like someone's put his balls in a vice, and is tightening it slowly as the song progresses, with an extra full-turn after 1 min 10 secs.
Genuine LOL at that. :lol:
I think it's a hoax, folks.
a spokeswoman for Jordan - whose voice is a whole new world of pain to listen to - said yesterday the recording doing industry rounds was a fake.
"It is a spoof and we have made our legal team aware of it,'' her spokeswoman Nicola Partridge said.
Funny as hell though...
Marshall
18-10-06, 11:37 AM
lol now that funny
JediGoat
18-10-06, 12:03 PM
thats so bads it's going on as a ringtone.
That is without doubt the most evil suggestion ever.
Do it :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jo
UlsterSV
18-10-06, 12:19 PM
Painful.
I would say they shouldn't give up the day job, but I forgot they haven't got one :roll:
But a spokeswoman for Jordan - whose voice is a whole new world of pain to listen to - said yesterday the recording doing industry rounds was a fake.
"It is a spoof and we have made our legal team aware of it,'' her spokeswoman Nicola Partridge said.
The couple is rumoured to be recording the song for release on a Christmas covers album.
Let's hope this isn't what ends up under the Christmas tree.
But a spokeswoman for Jordan - whose voice is a whole new world of pain to listen to - said yesterday the recording doing industry rounds was a fake.
I would have said that too if it was me
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