Things you say...

[Stingo]

We all have our little idiosynchracies & quirks. Me? I'm given to saying ludicrous things...repeatedly.

My missus hates it when I say "Itchy bum, surprise to come". Always makes me chuckle - makes her say "shutup!"

Everytime we talk about having a Chinese I say (regardless of the company we're in) "Cream of some young guy". I laugh. She goes "noooooooo". I can't help it.
:lol: :lol:

Anybody else say things that their other half really wishes that they didn't?

[Razor]

Everytime we talk about having a Chinese I say (regardless of the company we're in) "Cream of some young guy". I laugh. She goes "noooooooo". I can't help it.
:lol: :lol:


Excellent!

Wayne's World was a total classic.

[Stingo]

Everytime we talk about having a Chinese I say (regardless of the company we're in) "Cream of some young guy". I laugh. She goes "noooooooo". I can't help it.
:lol: :lol:


Excellent!

Wayne's World was a total classic.

Very good...but yes - truly a classic.

[Apophes]

when buying lotto tickets brain disengages and mouth opens
"can i have 2 ducky lips please"
one day a fist will catch me just right and a voice will be heard "there you go sir" :?

[tricky]

I don't really have any idiosyncrasies, I just talk complete and utter ******** all the time. :wink: :lol:

[Beenz]

Not someting I'd say but tend to hear it a lot about photos.

'....and this is one of me when I was younger......'

Of course it was! :lol:

[Stu]

Anybody else say things that their other half really wishes that they didn't?

Long time ago - "I do"

[Stingo]

Anybody else say things that their other half really wishes that they didn't?

Long time ago - "I do"

Aaaahhhhh - poor you!! :lol: Never mind, it'll soon be Christmas!! oops there I go again

[Mr Toad]

as it says in the Bible

"Many are cold, but few are frozen"

:lol:

[krazykim]

I was in a restaurant and first said that the soup spoon hurt my mouth as it was too round......then said the ice cream was too cold! TWO IN THE SAME NIGHT!!!

[Viney]

I think at some point we all ask when someone goes on holiday

"Going anywhere nice?"

Of course they bloody are...deeeeeer

[linco]

Being from Belfast, I have many little things that I say that nobody else does. Well outside the country. But lately I've been giving it alot of 'd'ya know what a mean' and the end of unimportant sentences.....

d'ya know what i mean?

[keithd]

I think at some point we all ask when someone goes on holiday

"Going anywhere nice?"

Of course they bloody are...deeeeeer

i do like that one!

my response is always "no, we're going to try somewhere schit this year..."

[rpwoodman]

Whenever we've been food shopping and I'm putting mushrooms in the fridge, I say to my wife "These won't fit - we haven't got mushroom (much room) in the fridge" - which she always groans at.
I've got to the stage of being able to get it into any conversation where mushrooms are involved - whether I don't eat all my tea, I leave a few behind on the plate and say "I'm full up - haven't got mushroom" etc...

[Nekkid]

Whenever we've been food shopping and I'm putting mushrooms in the fridge, I say to my wife "These won't fit - we haven't got mushroom (much room) in the fridge" - which she always groans at.
I've got to the stage of being able to get it into any conversation where mushrooms are involved - whether I don't eat all my tea, I leave a few behind on the plate and say "I'm full up - haven't got mushroom" etc...

Same! Also, 'he's a fun guy' makes an appearance fairly regularly.

Not an idiosynchracy as such, but I was trying to show off my language skills in a French bar once and ordered a Kronenborg Seize-cent-soixante-neuf........