2 Chinese Jokes

[Law]

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “You’re in charge of sweeping.”
He then jabs a thin finger at the Irishman, “You’re in charge of digging.”
Finally, he turns to the Chinaman, “And you’re in charge of supplies.
Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that pile.”
Two hours later, the foreman returns to find the pile of sand untouched, and the Italian and Irishman standing nearby.
“Why didn’t you touch it?” he says. The Italian looks at him. “We didn’t have a broom or shovel.
You said the Chinese guy was in charge of supplies, but he disappeared and we couldn’t find him.”
Annoyed, the foreman storms off to find the errant Oriental.
Just then, the Chinaman leaps from behind the sand. “Supplies!” he yells

[Stingo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: oh yes!!!!!

[Stu]

Very good :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Ping]

:lol: Heard it before but luv it. :lol:

[hovis]

:laughat:

[Spiderman]

I for one wanna hear you tell that one. I think it'd be funnier that way ;)

[Filipe M.]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Law]

I have another joke about a chinese guy in a bank but it may be too rude to post. It has a misspelt swear word! ;)

[Spiderman]

I have another joke about a chinese guy in a bank but it may be too rude to post. It has a misspelt swear word! ;)

Well you wont know till you post it ;)

[Filipe M.]

I have another joke about a chinese guy in a bank but it may be too rude to post. It has a misspelt swear word! ;)

Well you wont know till you post it ;)

Wot he sed!

[Law]

A Chinese man walks into a bank with ¥2000. He receives £140.00.
The following week, the same Chinese man walks into the same bank.
He again exchanges ¥2000. This time, he receives £120.00.
The Chinese man doesn't understand why he received less money,
so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when give you same money"
The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Chinese man prepares
to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Blitish too!"

[cuffy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :laughat:

[Stingo]

:smt038

[UlsterSV]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[hovis]

:shock: :plod: [-X :smt043 :smt043 :smt044

[Spiderman]

Brilliant :lol:

[SoulKiss]

Make that 3........

Do you know why there is such a high chinese population in West London?

Cos they get off the plane, through customs, into a cab and it "Harrow, taxi dliver"

:P

PS to even things up, did you know that copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsmen fighting over a penny?

[Marshall]

A Chinese man walks into a bank with ¥2000. He receives £140.00.
The following week, the same Chinese man walks into the same bank.
He again exchanges ¥2000. This time, he receives £120.00.
The Chinese man doesn't understand why he received less money,
so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when give you same money"
The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Chinese man prepares
to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Blitish too!"

quality!! :lol:

[Mr Toad]

not being of an minority ethnic background I'm not sure if I should post the following joke - however it was told to me by a chinese friend of mine :D

3 Chinamen die at the same time and arrive at the Pearly Gates where they are greated by St Peter, who informs them that he can only let 2 into heaven on any one day, so they'll have to take a test to see who gets in.
"See that big rock over there, well go and pick it up"

First Chinaman struggles a bit, but manages it.

Second Chinamen huffs and puffs and eventually lifts it.

Third Chinaman can't even budge it.

"Ah ha", says St Peter, "You are the weakest chink, Goodbye"

[falc]

Brilliant jokes, loving em :lol:

[the white rabbit]

Law: thank you.

[Warthog]

hahaha absolutely quality jokes, had me laughing for ages!