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A father returns home after a days hunting with a dear over his shoulders.
He decides to surprise his kids by cooking it for dinner, but being the kind dad that he is he decides not to tell them what it is as he doesn't want to distress them.
The inquisitive kids ask what it is, so he said "I'll give you a clue, It's what your Mum calls me sometimes"
Too which the little girl screams...
"DON'T EAT IT....IT'S A F*****G @RSEHOLE"
Sorry Mod's :oops:
Marshall
19-10-06, 10:06 AM
ROFL :lol: :lol:
21QUEST
19-10-06, 10:07 AM
A father returns home after a days hunting with a dear over his shoulders.
He decides to surprise his kids by cooking it for dinner, but being the kind dad that he is he decides not to tell them what it is as he doesn't want to distress them.
The inquisitive kids ask what it is, so he said "I'll give you a clue, It's what your Mum calls me sometimes"
Too which the little girl screams...
"DON'T EAT IT....IT'S A F*****G @RSEHOLE"
Sorry Mod's :oops:
:roll: :roll: *sniggers* ........... :lol:
Cheers
Ben
I was gonna post that but I thought the mods would be upset :wink: :thumbsup:
Spiderman
19-10-06, 10:10 AM
C'mon mods, hurry up and delete this thread will ya?!?!
I mean, we cant have Cuffy postng a funny joke. All evidence of this must be destroyed :lol:
A father returns home after a days hunting with a dear over his shoulders.
With a dear what? Pig carcass? Sorry - I don't get it :?
Dear as in cherished or dear as in expensive?
:wink:
they dont get better with age though do they??!! :roll:
El Saxo
19-10-06, 11:31 AM
:lol: :lol:
'musin!
I'll even give that one a thumbs up.
:thumbsup:
Biker Biggles
19-10-06, 12:27 PM
Oh deer oh deer. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jimmy2Feet
19-10-06, 12:48 PM
i have to say "Well Good" to that one!!!!!
kwak zzr
19-10-06, 02:21 PM
funny :lol:
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