Jdubya
20-10-06, 11:22 AM
A Russian, an American and a Blonde are standing around talking.
The Russian says "Well, everyone knows that we were the first in space"
Agreeing, the American says "True...but WE were the first on the moon"
Nods all around then the Blonde pipes up "Well, WE are going to be the first on the sun!!"
Blank looks from all, and the Russian says "You can't go to the sun...you'll burn up!"
The Blonde replies "DUH! How dumb do you think we are?? We're gonna go at Night!!"
The Russian says "Well, everyone knows that we were the first in space"
Agreeing, the American says "True...but WE were the first on the moon"
Nods all around then the Blonde pipes up "Well, WE are going to be the first on the sun!!"
Blank looks from all, and the Russian says "You can't go to the sun...you'll burn up!"
The Blonde replies "DUH! How dumb do you think we are?? We're gonna go at Night!!"