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hovis
20-10-06, 08:46 PM
1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from?

2nd Eskimo: Alaska

1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself!
cuffy
20-10-06, 09:26 PM
1st Eskimo: Where did your mother come from?

2nd Eskimo: Alaska

1st Eskimo: Don't bother, I'll ask her myself!


Reminds me of the eskimo lad who asked his mum what was for tea..."vera lynn" she replied.

"Oh no...Not whale meat again" :takeabow:
Quiff Wichard
20-10-06, 10:28 PM
eskimo asks his dad-
"am i a real eskimo.. a real real original eskimo"


- answer- go ask yer mum

he goes to mum.

he asks nanna
he asks grandad et al.. etc etc


goes back to dad...

"i asked everyone.. they all told me ask someone else.. - now I am back to you- so am I?.. a real real Eskimo dad?" ..

dad>>>> ok ok.... so why do you want to know?

















cos I am f&*&^ in freezin !!!

:wink: :D
mac99
20-10-06, 10:31 PM
Reminds me of the eskimo lad who asked his mum what was for tea..."vera lynn" she replied.

"Oh no...Not whale meat again" :takeabow:

:lol: But it took me a few reads ...
Stu
21-10-06, 01:03 AM
A second and a half, me - but well worth the wait. Fantastic :lol:
BabyJ
21-10-06, 11:31 AM
Reminds me of the eskimo lad who asked his mum what was for tea..."vera lynn" she replied.

"Oh no...Not whale meat again" :takeabow:

:lol: But it took me a few reads ...

I'm trying but still don't get it...... :-k

:oops:
mac99
21-10-06, 11:38 AM
I'm trying but still don't get it...... :-k

:oops:

Keep trying, you'll get it Don't know where, don't know when.
BabyJ
21-10-06, 11:43 AM
I'm trying but still don't get it...... :-k

:oops:

Keep trying, you'll get it Don't know where, don't know when.


:lol:



Still trying! :oops:
BabyJ
21-10-06, 11:44 AM
I'm trying but still don't get it...... :-k

:oops:

Keep trying, you'll get it Don't know where, don't know when.


:lol:



Still trying! :oops:



DOH!!! :oops:


Paul's just told me!

Double DOH me thinks!! :oops: :oops:


I'll get my coat............................... TAXI!!
Viper
21-10-06, 11:46 AM
Did you hear about the gay eskimo :?:

He was found with a chap on his lips :lol:
BabyJ
21-10-06, 11:57 AM
Did you hear about the gay eskimo :?:

He was found with a chap on his lips :lol:

:lol: :lol:
UlsterSV
21-10-06, 02:45 PM
Reminds me of the eskimo lad who asked his mum what was for tea..."vera lynn" she replied.

"Oh no...Not whale meat again" :takeabow:

:winner: Brilliant :lol: :lol:
cuffy
21-10-06, 04:03 PM
Reminds me of the eskimo lad who asked his mum what was for tea..."vera lynn" she replied.

"Oh no...Not whale meat again" :takeabow:

:winner: Brilliant :lol: :lol:You truly know class when you read it....just a shame i cant get the rest of the ORG to share your views :D

*debates wether to hold a pole to change my name from cuffy to JOKER*
Law
21-10-06, 09:59 PM
An Eskimo is driving when his car starts to make a noise. He takes it to the garage and the mechanic looks at it. "Hmm, looks like you've blown a seal."

"No," says the Eskimo, "it's just frost on my moustache."

Yes, I do know it's very old and incredibly bad.
Steve W
22-10-06, 08:53 AM
Vera Lynn - I finally got it... I must be thicker than whale meat... again
Filipe M.
22-10-06, 04:11 PM
An Eskimo is driving when his car starts to make a noise. He takes it to the garage and the mechanic looks at it. "Hmm, looks like you've blown a seal."

"No," says the Eskimo, "it's just frost on my moustache."

Yes, I do know it's very old and incredibly bad.

:smt044 :smt044 :smt044