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hovis
22-10-06, 01:26 PM
i have broken my 1 rule a day, but cant help it .
this is an old one, but i like it



A woman gets on bus and immediately becomes involved in an argument with driver after he calls her baby ugly, she pays her fare and storms off to get a seat when a man asks "What's the matter, love?" "It's that bloody driver, I've never been so insulted in all my life" she replies.
"Ok" says the man "You go down there and sort him out and I'll look after your monkey!".


:laughat: :smt043
BILLY
22-10-06, 01:30 PM
Mildly amusing
hovis
22-10-06, 01:33 PM
Mildly amusing


Mildly,Mildly,only Mildly

come on its a good un?
anna
22-10-06, 01:34 PM
you have clearly been hanging around cuffy too long!! :roll:
Spiderman
22-10-06, 01:35 PM
surreal enough to make me giggle. But then again i'm odd and all my favourite jokes are surreal so you can ignore my opinion anytime you like ;)
UlsterSV
22-10-06, 01:36 PM
Uh oh. You've defied the mods. Nobody does that and lives to tell about it. Was nice knowing ya, hovi5 :cry: :smt039
Richie
22-10-06, 01:38 PM
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Kinvig
22-10-06, 01:38 PM
i have broken my 1 rule a day, but cant help it .
this is an old one, but i like it



A woman gets on bus and immediately becomes involved in an argument with driver after he calls her baby ugly, she pays her fare and storms off to get a seat when a man asks "What's the matter, love?" "It's that bloody driver, I've never been so insulted in all my life" she replies.
"Ok" says the man "You go down there and sort him out and I'll look after your monkey!".


:laughat: :smt043

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Richie
22-10-06, 01:41 PM
after a polite request i am only posting one joke a day :cry: .....so this is todays
Steve W
22-10-06, 04:40 PM
Yes it is an old one... but I like it :)
Alpinestarhero
22-10-06, 04:51 PM
Oh no :roll:

:lol:

Matt
Tara
22-10-06, 05:31 PM
after a polite request i am only posting one joke a day :cry: .....so this is todays

I read that too :roll:

i also told him if wanted to post loads of jokes to stick em in the the mega thread as i thought that was the place for posting stuff like that :?
Alpinestarhero
22-10-06, 06:33 PM
Perhaps there should be a jokes section to this forum?

Matt
Tara
22-10-06, 06:37 PM
Perhaps there should be a jokes section to this forum?

Matt

not a bad idea
keithd
22-10-06, 07:01 PM
Perhaps there should be a jokes section to this forum?

Matt

then i could avoid it!

great idea.
fizzwheel
22-10-06, 07:04 PM
We used to have one... it got merged into Idle Banter a while ago IIRC.
keithd
22-10-06, 07:21 PM
We used to have one... it got merged into Idle Banter a while ago IIRC.

sounds familiar as it happens. tink you is roight mr wheel
Viper
23-10-06, 10:19 AM
Now look what youve done :laughat: HOVI5