Warthog
01-11-06, 09:24 AM
Maybe this is why it seems only women's letters to Dear Abby are printed....
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial
decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs....the phone rings, but if I answer the caller hangs up. My wife has been
going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work; you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks up the
driveway, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around
the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and
screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't
want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on
her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was
at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my
engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Bob
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial
decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs....the phone rings, but if I answer the caller hangs up. My wife has been
going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work; you don't know them."
I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks up the
driveway, although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car around
the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and
screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't
want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on
her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson next to the garage and then
hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was
at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my
engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks,
Bob