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I need a new slogan for my number plate. Anyone got any ideas? The winner gets a prize of my choosing!
"This slogan's cr@p like all the others"?
Amanda M
03-11-06, 02:09 PM
'You are what you eat. I am a ****'
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Caution - I speed up for corners
What's the old slogan?
No forgiveness, No salvation.
That number plate though is in quite a few pieces, strewn over a motorway on the way back from Elvington now. (My Hamicad tail tidy snapped and the plate fell onto the rear tyre)
Filipe M.
03-11-06, 02:11 PM
"If you can read this you are TOO F***IN' CLOSE!"
Bullwinkle
03-11-06, 02:11 PM
How about the plate my mate acquired along with a boy racer's Gixxer..........
'My other toy has t*ts'...............
YAWN......:roll:
'You are what you eat. I am a ****'
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You're in the lead so far matey!!
'Kiss my *rse while you're there'
:D
fizzwheel
03-11-06, 02:12 PM
Liz had a sticker in her fiesta that said
"I brake for Hallucinations"
It always made me laugh..
I've got my forum name the plate of both my bikes.
Amanda M
03-11-06, 02:13 PM
'You are what you eat. I am a ****'
:lol: :lol: :lol:
You're in the lead so far matey!!
Woohooo!!! 8)
I always liked anna's rear end :oops: "wheelies, they are big and they are clever" :D
On mine is "cuffy"
How about......
"supercalafragalisticexpealidocious"
Taxi!!!!!
kiss it, lick it, or back off it
I always liked anna's rear end :oops:
NO GOOD WITHOUT PICTURES!!
Liz had a sticker in her fiesta that said
"I brake for Hallucinations"
It always made me laugh..
I've got my forum name the plate of both my bikes.
I like that one too
the white rabbit
03-11-06, 02:35 PM
This way up!
I'll have that one :lol: :lol: :lol:
I always liked anna's rear end :oops:
NO GOOD WITHOUT PICTURES!!
errrrrr :oops: :oops:
.. the number plate came with the bike officer honest :twisted:
Filipe M.
03-11-06, 02:40 PM
I always liked anna's rear end :oops:
NO GOOD WITHOUT PICTURES!!
Don't you know how a curvy rear end looks like? :?
Everybody knows a curvy rear end looks miles better than a pointy one though! :lol:
SoulKiss
03-11-06, 02:53 PM
Speaking of plate stickers.
I have 9 x 7" long by 1" high DYMO stickers (Black Text, White BG) coming to Soho tonight (same as in on my bike)
Anyone who wants one can have one :)
Stu - I have one reserved for you - not included in the 9 above :)
If anyone who IS attending Frith has a special request then let me know and I will see what I can do
David
fizzwheel
03-11-06, 02:53 PM
Fillipe, I might change the slogan on my SV plate to read
"My other bike is toothpaste coloured"
What do you reckon ?
Filipe M.
03-11-06, 02:57 PM
Fillipe, I might change the slogan on my SV plate to read
"My other bike is toothpaste coloured"
What do you reckon ?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Jelster
03-11-06, 03:03 PM
Here's a few for you.....
"I only do it with twins"
"Suzuki Halfabusa" (2 cylinders, 650cc)
"Does my bum look big on this ?"
"This bike does have 2 wheels, I just don't use them all"
.
Jools'SV Now
03-11-06, 03:13 PM
Mates one reads:
"one day, all bikes will be as slow as this"
"Suzuki Halfabusa" (2 cylinders, 650cc)
.
this made me grin :)
SoulKiss
03-11-06, 03:24 PM
"Suzuki Halfabusa" (2 cylinders, 650cc)
.
this made me grin :)
Same here :)
One of the guy's on here has a cool sig:
"Do my balls look big on this?"
Can't mind who, but it makes me chuckle every time I see it.
How about
CAUTION - SUICIDAL TENDENCIES :twisted:
I always liked anna's rear end :oops:
NO GOOD WITHOUT PICTURES!!
Don't you know how a curvy rear end looks like? :?
Everybody knows a curvy rear end looks miles better than a pointy one though! :lol:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:laughat:
Godikus
03-11-06, 03:37 PM
how about the lyrics from your favoret song in a REALLY small font.
Mine is nice and simple... "Yer Maw"
I always liked anna's rear end :oops:
NO GOOD WITHOUT PICTURES!!
errrrrr :oops: :oops:
Awwwww, bless!! :smt056
how about the lyrics from your favoret song in a REALLY small font.
Mine is nice and simple... "Yer Maw"
The plate that got broken had that on. Well, not "Yer Maw" but a song lyric.
Or
Some people say that one's personality is reflected off of their car... Well, I have no car."
Filipe M.
03-11-06, 03:50 PM
"Suzuki Halfabusa" (2 cylinders, 650cc)
Related one,
"When I grow up I want to be a 'busa!"
or
Actions speak louder than words...... BYE
Godikus
03-11-06, 04:01 PM
Get someone to pay you to advertise on it
Get someone to pay you to advertise on it
Like my mates who have just set up B & C Performance Tyres!!
or
Actions speak louder than words...... BYE
I like that :lol:
How about...One of my favourite sayings ...
"Don't touch what you can't afford"
:D :D
im going to hell & your all coming with me
see you in hell
tinpants
03-11-06, 04:43 PM
I saw an R1 once that had "www.catchthisf*cker.com" on the plate.
Made I larf!!!
northwind
03-11-06, 06:21 PM
I saw a ZX9R with "One day all bikes will be this slow" on it. Made me laugh.
I need a new slogan for my number plate. Anyone got any ideas? The winner gets a prize of my choosing!
did i win?
SV1000s
05-11-06, 12:18 PM
Be careful, they are illegal and (some) MOT centers will fail you.
I need a new slogan for my number plate. Anyone got any ideas? The winner gets a prize of my choosing!
did i win?
I think Amanda is in the lead at the moment, but Im still open to offers!!
Be careful, they are illegal and (some) MOT centers will fail you.
Have got the original stock plate for MOT time and if I should get a nasty rectification notice
what about.............
They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
SV1000s
05-11-06, 12:52 PM
what about.............
They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
What about....
If in doubt start a thousand irrelevant threads?
:roll:
Coddy_SV1000Z
05-11-06, 12:59 PM
i saw a slogan on a plate before up west gate road in Newcastle, it said you're a 'pastycost', when i asked the bloke whats a pasty-cost? he replied about 70p from Gregg's :oops:
what about.............
They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
What about....
If in doubt start a thousand irrelevant threads?
:roll:
that would look crap :roll:
SV1000s
05-11-06, 01:22 PM
what about.............
They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
What about....
If in doubt start a thousand irrelevant threads?
:roll:
that would look crap :roll:
No, it would look GREAT (on your bike...)
squirrel_hunter
05-11-06, 01:24 PM
Be careful, they are illegal and (some) MOT centers will fail you.
Have got the original stock plate for MOT time and if I should get a nasty rectification notice
Not so, the only requirement is that the numbers are laid out correctly...
http://www.motuk.co.uk/mcmanual_630a.htm
I always believed that the number plate was not even on the MOT but can find nothing on the DirectGov or VOSA websites to back this up or for that matter any talk of the number plate. Slogan wise if they were illegal then all bike dealers would have to stop putting their names on the plates of the bikes they sale.
My fav has always been "Anything more than 2 strokes is masturbation" but that wouldn't work on a SV.
what about.............
They couldn't repair my brakes, so they made my horn louder.
What about....
If in doubt start a thousand irrelevant threads?
:roll:
that would look crap :roll:
No, it would look GREAT (on your bike...)
No, on Hovi5's bike it should say "running from the fashion police"
SV1000s
05-11-06, 01:32 PM
Be careful, they are illegal and (some) MOT centers will fail you.
Have got the original stock plate for MOT time and if I should get a nasty rectification notice
Not so, the only requirement is that the numbers are laid out correctly...
http://www.motuk.co.uk/mcmanual_630a.htm
I always believed that the number plate was not even on the MOT but can find nothing on the DirectGov or VOSA websites to back this up or for that matter any talk of the number plate. Slogan wise if they were illegal then all bike dealers would have to stop putting their names on the plates of the bikes they sale.
My fav has always been "Anything more than 2 strokes is masturbation" but that wouldn't work on a SV.
Oh dear.
http://www.dvla.gov.uk/media/pdf/leaflets/v796.pdf
Have a look at the next Police vehicle you see, dealer shouldn't be putting anything at the bottom of the plates, they just do and the police and mot places just put up with it.
21QUEST
05-11-06, 02:28 PM
Be careful, they are illegal and (some) MOT centers will fail you.
Have got the original stock plate for MOT time and if I should get a nasty rectification notice
Not so, the only requirement is that the numbers are laid out correctly...
http://www.motuk.co.uk/mcmanual_630a.htm
I always believed that the number plate was not even on the MOT but can find nothing on the DirectGov or VOSA websites to back this up or for that matter any talk of the number plate. Slogan wise if they were illegal then all bike dealers would have to stop putting their names on the plates of the bikes they sale.
My fav has always been "Anything more than 2 strokes is masturbation" but that wouldn't work on a SV.
Oh dear.
http://www.dvla.gov.uk/media/pdf/leaflets/v796.pdf
Have a look at the next Police vehicle you see, dealer shouldn't be putting anything at the bottom of the plates, they just do and the police and mot places just put up with it.
Ok.......can you please point out exactly what you are 'Oh dearing' about :? .
Maybe my eyesight aint what it used to be but I can't see anywhere in the page(link you posted) where it says slogans are illegal.
Why would one want to be looking at a police vehicle :roll:.
Cheers
Ben
Numberplate slogans and bumper stickers are very naff. What is funny today won't be funny tomorrow, unless you're a complete moron who can laugh at the same joke all day/week/month/year.
21QUEST
05-11-06, 02:33 PM
Numberplate slogans and bumper stickers are very naff. What is funny today won't be funny tomorrow, unless you're a complete moron who can laugh at the same joke all day.
What are you doing looking at someones ass anyway.
Cheers
Ben
Numberplate slogans and bumper stickers are very naff. What is funny today won't be funny tomorrow, unless you're a complete moron who can laugh at the same joke all day.
What are you doing looking at someones ass anyway.
Cheers
Ben
What are you doing asking me about other people's ass?
Here's mine, spreading the word of the org :D
http://upload4.postimage.org/1568614/svplate.jpg (http://upload4.postimage.org/1568614/photo_hosting.html)
squirrel_hunter
05-11-06, 02:42 PM
Be careful, they are illegal and (some) MOT centers will fail you.
Have got the original stock plate for MOT time and if I should get a nasty rectification notice
Not so, the only requirement is that the numbers are laid out correctly...
http://www.motuk.co.uk/mcmanual_630a.htm
I always believed that the number plate was not even on the MOT but can find nothing on the DirectGov or VOSA websites to back this up or for that matter any talk of the number plate. Slogan wise if they were illegal then all bike dealers would have to stop putting their names on the plates of the bikes they sale.
My fav has always been "Anything more than 2 strokes is masturbation" but that wouldn't work on a SV.
Oh dear.
http://www.dvla.gov.uk/media/pdf/leaflets/v796.pdf
Have a look at the next Police vehicle you see, dealer shouldn't be putting anything at the bottom of the plates, they just do and the police and mot places just put up with it.
Ok.......can you please point out exactly what you are 'Oh dearing' about :? .
Maybe my eyesight aint what it used to be but I can't see anywhere in the page(link you posted) where it says slogans are illegal.
Why would one want to be looking at a police vehicle :roll:.
Cheers
Ben
Ben, you beat me to it!
That document is only on size, spacing etc and says nothing on slogans. As for the police I thought they didn't have dealer stickers etc as that can be seen as influencing their impartiality (with the exception of the sponsored by vehicles of course).
Biker Biggles
05-11-06, 03:47 PM
"My other bikes not registered to me either" :lol:
SV1000s
05-11-06, 06:38 PM
Too late and too peshed after watching the rugger at Twickenham to argue the toss.
Dealers etc etc have no right to put anything on number plates. The only info legaly allowed is the country and the reg number, simple as.
Sorry to put the cat amongst the pigeons but I found this on the web....
* Slogans
Slogans are permitted providing they will fit into the legal area allowed by the DVLA. We are also required by law to place our name and postcode on the plate, however, this will be very discreet.
HTH :D
21QUEST
05-11-06, 06:58 PM
Sorry to put the cat amongst the pigeons but I found this on the web....
* Slogans
Slogans are permitted providing they will fit into the legal area allowed by the DVLA. We are also required by law to place our name and postcode on the plate, however, this will be very discreet.
HTH :D
:-dd
Thank you babes :P :wink: . You got that right, right :?
Saves us all argueing the toss I guess :twisted:
Cheers
Ben
Also found this on DVLA...
The British Standard
The British Standard sets out the physical characteristics of the number plate. This includes visibility, strength and
reflectivity. The British Standard also requires each number plate to be permanently and legibly marked with the
following information:-
1. The British Standard number (currently BS AU 145d)
2. The name, trade mark or other means of identification of the manufacturer or component supplier
3. Name and postcode of the supplying outlet
Offences
It is an offence to alter, rearrange or misrepresent letters or numbers in order to form names or words or in such a way that makes it difficult to read the registration number. Characters must not be moved from one block to the other e.g. AB51 DVL must not be displayed as AB5 1DVL or AB 51DVL. Vehicles with illegally displayed number plates may FAIL the MoT test. The police can also issue fixed penalty fines for illegally displayed number plates. Offenders are liable to a MAXIMUM
FINE of £1,000 and in some cases the mark may be withdrawn.
HTH also :D
21QUEST
05-11-06, 07:08 PM
Also found this on DVLA...
The British Standard
The British Standard sets out the physical characteristics of the number plate. This includes visibility, strength and
reflectivity. The British Standard also requires each number plate to be permanently and legibly marked with the
following information:-
2. The name, trade mark or other means of identification of the manufacturer or component supplier
HTH also :D
Sure does. Any information that saves us all arguing the toss is most welcome :lol:
Cheers
Ben
amnesia
05-11-06, 09:04 PM
I almost went for
"My other toy has t*ts" or
"Rides better than your wife"
But eventually went for...
"Where's me stabilisers?"
I thought it was funny, but then I am easily pleased.
Numberplate slogans and bumper stickers are very naff. What is funny today won't be funny tomorrow, unless you're a complete moron who can laugh at the same joke all day/week/month/year.
Just put Razor at the bottom of your plate.
busasean
06-11-06, 09:29 AM
on my Hayabusa - "nah, kill a child not your speed"
.....and before anyone gets the ****, its meant as a joke. (in bad taste obviously)
Amanda M
06-11-06, 09:30 AM
on my Hayabusa - "nah, kill a child not your speed"
.....and before anyone gets the @rse, its meant as a joke. (in bad taste obviously)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
i saw a slogan on a plate before up west gate road in Newcastle, it said you're a 'pastycost', when i asked the bloke whats a pasty-cost? he replied about 70p from Gregg's :oops:
:winner:
My cbr is getting " I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying officer" when I actually get round to getting a new plate
northwind
06-11-06, 08:39 PM
Here's mine:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i264/Northwindlowlander/svsplate.jpg
Filipe M.
06-11-06, 09:25 PM
Here's mine:
http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i264/Northwindlowlander/svsplate.jpg
Back to a normal can then? :-dd
'scoobs' northern bitch'
'(c) All rights reserved'
'scoobs' northern bitch'
'(c) All rights reserved'
Ha ha!! That would have been a good one, but I cant afford the royalties for copyrighted items. Foot. Shot. Yourself. In! :wink: :lol:
kwak zzr
06-11-06, 09:47 PM
my old zzr used to have a female owner before me and the plate had-
YOU'VE JUST BEEN WOOOPED BY A GIRLIE! on it, which i liked but it couldnt stay oh noooo.
kwak zzr
06-11-06, 09:49 PM
"Rides better than your wife"
:lol: :lol: i like this one! :lol: :lol:
northwind
06-11-06, 09:50 PM
Back to a normal can then? :-dd
Kind of an old pic that :) Still black... Still had the horrible HG LED indicators, that means it was before I binned it the second time. Happy days ;)
On my rs125 i had
"BOZZY says PAWS OFF" (Bozzy is my other nickname)
Current one on the sv reads:
"Busty Biker Bitch With PMT!" 8) :lol: :lol:
jimmy4237
06-11-06, 11:24 PM
How's my riding - call 0800 Screw You (R1 up in Inverness) (This would get you pulled...)
British Standard OK! (Gixxer Thou up at Tyndrum) (The owner kept on getting pulled for a small plate, and put a standard plate back on)
Biker Bitch with PMT - Back Off (On a ZZR 600 I saw at the Isle of Man)
"Rides better than your wife"
"my other rides your wife and your mums in reserve"
:lol: :lol: :oops:
Balky001
07-11-06, 12:54 AM
'You're looking at the ride of your life - the bikes not bad either ;-)'
I just went for the simple "Isaac Hunt"
Cloggsy
07-11-06, 10:10 AM
My Hamicad tail tidy snapped and the plate fell onto the rear tyre
I take it you didn't send yours back for the free Mk. 2 replacement (when there was all the bother with the first batch i.e. stress fractures etc. :?: )
Alpinestarhero
07-11-06, 10:31 AM
The speedfight (beastly machine!) had "Jam Buster" on it. I should have put on some speakers, and played the corresponding Dam Buster theme tune on my thrashes to college!!!!!
Matt
'If you can read this, i've lost my Jetski'
'Follow jesus, just mind the speedboats'
'Closet Claustrophobic'
'Laugh! I nearly brought a honda' or
'Could be worse, i could have bought a Honda'
Amanda M
07-11-06, 10:55 AM
Do you mean bought? :wink:
busasean
07-11-06, 10:59 AM
saw a TL1000 with " meet my evil twin" logo
Warthog
07-11-06, 11:48 AM
Vote number 3 for the pastycost one :lol:
Do you mean bought? :wink:Pedant
Amanda M
07-11-06, 12:08 PM
Do you mean bought? :wink:Pedant
:mrgreen:
UlsterSV
07-11-06, 12:46 PM
Numberplate slogans and bumper stickers are very naff. What is funny today won't be funny tomorrow, unless you're a complete moron who can laugh at the same joke all day/week/month/year.
Just put Razor at the bottom of your plate.
Hilarious :smt044
Funniest bumper sticker I ever read was 'Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink'. Obvious and stupid which is why I always laugh at it :lol:
My Hamicad tail tidy snapped and the plate fell onto the rear tyre
I take it you didn't send yours back for the free Mk. 2 replacement (when there was all the bother with the first batch i.e. stress fractures etc. :?: )
I was in the middle of moving house when it all happened and although I informed Hamicad of my new address, they sent the tail tidy to the old place. In the midst of moving, it was the last thing I was thinking about chasing up. Never mind, theres always good old eBay!
Some more good ones here boys and girls. Im liking
"Meet my evil twin"
'Could be worse, i could have bought a Honda'
'You're looking at the ride of your life - the bikes not bad either '
Hmmm, more food for thought now......
weazelz
09-11-06, 02:21 PM
"running in - please pass"
rpwoodman
09-11-06, 06:53 PM
What about:
F*ck it - who wants to live forever?
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