The secret to enjoying a bottle of red wine:

[Jdubya]

1 - Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.

2 - If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

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[Godikus]

Thaught you were going to say "get a refund and buy some whisky"

[Ping]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[hovis]

8 cans of lager first?

[New Leaf]

heathens. how can u mention larger or whiskey in a post about re wine. you can't beat a bottle of Merlot after a hard days graft.

[BabyJ]

My secret to enjoying a bottle of wine is.... Don't drink it it's DISGUSTING! Drink a bottle or 2 of Smirnoff Ice instead!! :wink:

Sorry, can't see the appeal of wine except getting very drunk very quickly! :sick:

[Demonz]

My secret to enjoying a bottle of wine is.... Don't drink it it's DISGUSTING! Drink a bottle or 2 of Smirnoff Ice instead!! :wink:

Sorry, can't see the appeal of wine except getting very drunk very quickly! :sick:

A glass of Smirnoff Ice with dinner? :lol: :lol:

[Demonz]

My secret to enjoying a bottle of wine is.... Don't drink it it's DISGUSTING! Drink a bottle or 2 of Smirnoff Ice instead!! :wink:

Sorry, can't see the appeal of wine except getting very drunk very quickly! :sick:

A glass of Smirnoff Ice with dinner? :lol: :lol:

[BabyJ]

Of course! Why not?? And Twice? Yes please! :P :wink:

[Demonz]

Of course! Why not?? And Twice? Yes please! :P :wink:

:drink: Heh - whatever floats your boat. Just never seen it done before... what would you eat with it??

[mysteryjimbo]

heathens. how can u mention larger or whiskey in a post about re wine. you can't beat a bottle of Merlot after a hard days graft.

Or Malbec....or even Pinot Noir

[Bluepete]

I had a very good bottle of Merlot from Mrs Bluepete yesterday for my burfday. Followed the instructions on this thread and then, as I seemed to have the nack for it, did it all over again with a claret.
Now, why did no-one tell me about the morning after headache? I know the instructions didn't say I should get one, but a warning might have been nice! :oops:

[Jdubya]

Drink a bottle or 2 of Smirnoff Ice instead!! :wink:


See now thats why I dont go into the medway towns...not enough cultured ponces like myself :lol: :lol:

[MavUK]

The secret is to get a decent red wine. Shame I've never found one in the UK that didn't need the a mortgage for... :lol:

Just ordered a case of 6 bottles from direct supplier. Had some last year, the best I've ever drunk and only costs about 6 or 7 quid a bottle.

That's the best way to enjoy it.

[BabyJ]

Drink a bottle or 2 of Smirnoff Ice instead!! :wink:


See now thats why I dont go into the medway towns...not enough cultured ponces like myself :lol: :lol:

Uhhumm!! What exactly are you trying to say?!?! :wink: :P

[Jdubya]

Drink a bottle or 2 of Smirnoff Ice instead!! :wink:


See now thats why I dont go into the medway towns...not enough cultured ponces like myself :lol: :lol:

Uhhumm!! What exactly are you trying to say?!?! :wink: :P

Okay...maybe next time I'm at the restaurants down by the river below the M2 bridge I should use a taxi... :wink:

[trickywoos]

heathens. how can u mention larger or whiskey in a post about re wine. you can't beat a bottle of Merlot after a hard days graft.

Or a Shiraz....or a cotes du roussillon....

[BernardBikerchick]

1 - Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.

2 - If it does not look like it's breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.

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nope nope nope red wine is wrong !! PINK WINE !!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Red ones]

Like a nicely chilled White Zinfandel sitting in the garden?


Or a Chateauneuf de Pape with roast dinner.

[mysteryjimbo]

heathens. how can u mention larger or whiskey in a post about re wine. you can't beat a bottle of Merlot after a hard days graft.

Or a Shiraz....or a cotes du roussillon....

Oooh a nice Shiraz. Not often i can find a nice one for less than £8 though.

[Apophes]

what you lot need is a good northern bottle ....









....NEWCASTLE BROWN ALE

none of this fruit juice stuff that dont even have a good head on it

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[Jdubya]

what you lot need is a good northern bottle ....









....NEWCASTLE BROWN ALE

none of this fruit juice stuff that dont even have a good head on it

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AYE!
I would agree there...just run out as well so its off to the offie later for me :wink:

[Caddy2000]

Adnams,
Greene King,
Shepherd Neame,
Black Sheep,
Badgers,
Youngs,
Theakstons,
Ridleys,
etc,
etc,
etc

[Luckypants]

Buy anything from Bordeaux 2005 vintage, it is the best for decades. Lay down for a few years and then enjoy.......... :D

[chazzyb]

Like a nicely chilled White Zinfandel sitting in the garden?

That sounds like just the thing for when I get home tonight. :roll:

[Moo]

I like your style :lol: