View Full Version : Teleportation, the end of bikes?
Blue_SV650S
13-11-06, 11:52 AM
Ok lets say I designed a teleportation device … this would obviously revolutionise the way we travel, would it spell then end of bikes/cars?? What would we all do?? :cry:
Although I invented this device at he weekend I have decided not to publish the results for selfish reasons :lol:
went for a rideout at the w/e - ended up where i started - so NO! :twisted:
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NAH. We'd just be able to get up the minute before we had to be in work. :lol: Riding would purely be for pleasure... If it wasn't already.... heheh.
:D
I once had a b/f that said that if they invented such a device the working week would automatically become longer because nobody would have commute time. That free time would either become leisure time or part of the working week. The government/ businesses would probably raise the averagetime that was worked per week.
To be honest it would only make 12 minutes difference per day to me anyway, so I would still use my bike, and cos all the roads would be empty, i'd take the long way in :twisted:
wyrdness
13-11-06, 12:37 PM
I'd love a teleportation device. I'd move to somewhere like New Zealand, live by the beach and then teleport into work each night. Still it would probably screw my body clock up!
I'd still ride, but for pleasure rather than commuting.
SoulKiss
13-11-06, 12:46 PM
Ok lets say I designed a teleportation device … this would obviously revolutionise the way we travel, would it spell then end of bikes/cars?? What would we all do?? :cry:
Although I invented this device at he weekend I have decided not to publish the results for selfish reasons :lol:
I have taken your teleportation device and reverse engineered it to be a replicator.
Now I can download detailed models from the internet and create any bike I want, so no, it would not be the end.
I also have modified it so that if my bike detects that it has come to a sudden stop due to impact, or it has leant over too far it will teleport me and the bike home, having corrected lean angle to be 0.
David
woohoo no 20 hr flights to Oz...
SoulKiss
13-11-06, 12:55 PM
I'd love a teleportation device. I'd move to somewhere like New Zealand, live by the beach and then teleport into work each night. Still it would probably screw my body clock up!
I'd still ride, but for pleasure rather than commuting.
New Zealand - good choice - its where I will end up in the next few years.
Body clock can be sorted out easily - you would become accustomed to it - just have loads of daylight bulbs at work :)
New Zealand - good choice - its where I will end up in the next few years.
T'is sort of where I'm headed, either that way or San Francisco.
If we're all off to Oz, shall we start planning the ride out now?
As for the title of the thread, all I have to say is "HELL NO!"
northwind
13-11-06, 01:04 PM
Is it the sort that actually transports you, or is it the sort that scans you, makes a copy, and destroys the old one? That could make all the difference...
I'm imagining not having to ride on the motorway for half an hour, then a bunch of a-roads, before I get to the duke's pass. Just teleport right in by the hotel. Or alternatively, straight to Deal's Gap, or the road of your choice. Great...
You could get round that sleep problem by doing that 'sleep nap' trick where you sleep in 2 hour batches 3 times in 24 hours.
Blue_SV650S
13-11-06, 01:24 PM
You could get round that sleep problem by doing that 'sleep nap' trick where you sleep in 2 hour batches 3 times in 24 hours.
It'd be a lot simpler just to move there :lol:
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As for joy rides, I think roads would shut down, they would no longer be needed for infrastructure reasons and the government wouldn't keep them open purely for leisure purposes!! :roll:
My device spells doom for biking!! :cry:
Bearing in mind it is solar powered too, think of the environmental benefits my teleporting device offers ... should I really keep it under wraps ... if you believe in global warming etc, I could effectively 'save the world' 8)
if you believe in global warming etc, I could effectively 'save the world'
At the expense of risking biking as we know it?!?! DON'T DO IT!
Filipe M.
13-11-06, 01:43 PM
if you believe in global warming etc, I could effectively 'save the world'
At the expense of risking biking as we know it?!?! DON'T DO IT!
Bloody do-gooders! :roll:
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