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Baph
16-11-06, 12:50 PM
Go to google.co.uk, enter the following for search

XBOX 360 controller

Hit "I'm feeling lucky"


:lol:

EDIT: Google.com doesn't work.

keithd
16-11-06, 01:12 PM
mine sent me to a website that sells xbox 360 controllers

i didnt find it funny but then again im not a greek

Baph
16-11-06, 01:24 PM
keithd, you did something wrong then.

Do it right, and it takes you to a microsoft page. One of two in fact. One says "Page not found" (or words to that effect) the other is "We cannot offer the service requested" (or words to that effect).

All those views, and no-one posted back :( Oh well, just my sense of humour then.

hovis
16-11-06, 01:26 PM
mine sent me to a website that sells xbox 360 controllers

i didnt find it funny but then again im not a greek

me too

or this

We’re sorry, but there is no Microsoft.com Web page that matches your entry. It is possible you typed the address incorrectly, or the page may no longer exist. You may wish to try another entry or choose from the links below, which we hope will help you find what you’re looking for.

sorry but i dont get it ......but as keith said im not a geek either

Baph
16-11-06, 01:28 PM
mine sent me to a website that sells xbox 360 controllers

i didnt find it funny but then again im not a greek

me too
Pah, you're useless too! :P I know it doesn't just happen here, since someone else on the forum tested it just after I posted :)

Jabba
16-11-06, 01:31 PM
Hit "I'm feeling lucky"

Nowhere near as funny as doing that with "French Military Victories" :wink:



Sorry, but I found doing what you suggested to be completely unfunny.

hovis
16-11-06, 01:31 PM
We’re sorry, but there is no Microsoft.com Web page that matches your entry. It is possible you typed the address incorrectly, or the page may no longer exist. You may wish to try another entry or choose from the links below, which we hope will help you find what you’re looking for.

is this the funny???

Baph
16-11-06, 01:34 PM
We’re sorry, but there is no Microsoft.com Web page that matches your entry. It is possible you typed the address incorrectly, or the page may no longer exist. You may wish to try another entry or choose from the links below, which we hope will help you find what you’re looking for.

is this the funny???

Hovi5, yes, that's the page I was talking about.

Must just be my sense of humour that finds it funny that google has indexed a non-existant page, and ranked it top, for the manufacturers own product. That or it's another MS "chicken in a van" error. (Again, my humour).


Sorry, I'll go sit in a corner :oops:

Jabba
16-11-06, 01:34 PM
Hit "I'm feeling lucky"

Nowhere near as funny as doing that with "French Military Victories" :wink:

Don't know if "****wit" still works as well..........that was great, too :thumbsup:

Viney
16-11-06, 01:35 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Dont gettit :?

hovis
16-11-06, 01:40 PM
We’re sorry, but there is no Microsoft.com Web page that matches your entry. It is possible you typed the address incorrectly, or the page may no longer exist. You may wish to try another entry or choose from the links below, which we hope will help you find what you’re looking for.

is this the funny???

Hovi5, yes, that's the page I was talking about.

Must just be my sense of humour that finds it funny that google has indexed a non-existant page, and ranked it top, for the manufacturers own product. That or it's another MS "chicken in a van" error. (Again, my humour).


Sorry, I'll go sit in a corner :oops:

all i can say is im glad im not a geek :lol:

Baph
16-11-06, 01:44 PM
all i can say is im glad im not a geek :lol:
Just wait until your computer breaks, or you want to change your router config at home, when you're at work... the time will come when you DEPEND on us geeks :P

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 01:44 PM
"Blessed are the geek, for they shall inherit earth.com"

Baph
16-11-06, 01:46 PM
"Blessed are the geek, for they shall inherit earth.google.com"
:shock:

Ping
16-11-06, 01:55 PM
"Blessed are the geek, for they shall inherit earth.com"
:lol:

Apophes
16-11-06, 01:59 PM
i think its sorta ironic in a rather funny way

i'm sorta with baph on this

eeeeeek i'm a geeeeeek

Jabba
16-11-06, 02:09 PM
"Blessed are the cheesemakers.................."

I can't remember what comes next. Anyone? :wink:

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 02:15 PM
"Blessed are the cheesemakers.................."

I can't remember what comes next. Anyone? :wink:

Aww shut up, big nose! :roll:

hovis
16-11-06, 02:17 PM
whats so specail about the cheese makers??

not just cheese makers,producers of any dairy products

Baph
16-11-06, 02:17 PM
"Blessed are the cheesemakers.................."

I can't remember what comes next. Anyone? :wink:

Aww shut up, big nose! :roll:
Are you calling Jabba that, or finishing his sentence?

Jabba
16-11-06, 02:18 PM
"Blessed are the cheesemakers.................."

I can't remember what comes next. Anyone? :wink:

Aww shut up, big nose! :roll:
Are you calling Jabba that, or finishing his sentence?

The answer to that question is "Yes"

hovis
16-11-06, 02:20 PM
"Blessed are the cheesemakers.................."

I can't remember what comes next. Anyone? :wink:

Aww shut up, big nose! :roll:

Your nose is going to be three foot wide accross your face by the time I'm finished with you!

Jabba
16-11-06, 02:22 PM
"I ask you, what have the Romans ever done for us?"

hovis
16-11-06, 02:24 PM
"I ask you, what have the Romans ever done for us?"apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


Brought peace?

Jabba
16-11-06, 02:25 PM
Sorry for the derail. I'll post no more in this thread :oops:

Luckypants
16-11-06, 02:26 PM
Hit "I'm feeling lucky"

Nowhere near as funny as doing that with "French Military Victories" :wink:

Don't know if "f*ckwit" still works as well..........that was great, too :thumbsup: 8) My personal favourite!

hovis
16-11-06, 02:26 PM
its better than the xbox thingy

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 02:28 PM
Sorry for the derail. I'll post no more in this thread :oops:

You're weird! :lol:

Baph
16-11-06, 02:29 PM
"I ask you, what have the Romans ever done for us?"apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


Brought peace?
Oh, peace - shut up!
There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.

hovis
16-11-06, 02:32 PM
"I ask you, what have the Romans ever done for us?"apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


Brought peace?
Oh, peace - shut up!
There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Uh, well, one.

Baph
16-11-06, 02:33 PM
"I ask you, what have the Romans ever done for us?"apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


Brought peace?
Oh, peace - shut up!
There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Uh, well, one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

hovis
16-11-06, 02:34 PM
"I ask you, what have the Romans ever done for us?"apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


Brought peace?
Oh, peace - shut up!
There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Uh, well, one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".

Baph
16-11-06, 02:35 PM
"I ask you, what have the Romans ever done for us?"apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


Brought peace?
Oh, peace - shut up!
There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Uh, well, one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
:shock:

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 02:36 PM
You're only making it worse for yourself! :lol:

Apophes
16-11-06, 02:37 PM
"I ask you, what have the Romans ever done for us?"apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?


Brought peace?
Oh, peace - shut up!
There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Uh, well, one.
Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.

Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".

oh great bring the witnesses into it now "knock knock" "can we interest you in our crackers"

hovis
16-11-06, 02:38 PM
making it worse...........how can it be worse?

Baph
16-11-06, 02:40 PM
EDIT: I'll let Filipe take that

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 02:41 PM
making it worse...........how can it be worse?

I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time.....

hovis
16-11-06, 02:44 PM
I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?

her,her,her..er...HIM,HIM,HIM :wink:

Baph
16-11-06, 02:45 PM
making it worse...........how can it be worse?

I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time.....

*Throws a rock at Filipe*

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 02:46 PM
RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it? :evil:

Baph
16-11-06, 02:48 PM
She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!

hovis
16-11-06, 02:52 PM
STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah

fizzwheel
16-11-06, 02:55 PM
this thread is funnier than the comedy club thread :lol:

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 02:56 PM
STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah

*throws huge rock at hovi5* :lol:

hovis
16-11-06, 03:02 PM
What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go, the house?
:?

Baph
16-11-06, 03:05 PM
It says, "Romans go home. "

hovis
16-11-06, 03:09 PM
No it doesn't ! What's the latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !

Baph
16-11-06, 03:13 PM
Er, "Romanus" !

hovis
16-11-06, 03:14 PM
Vocative plural of "Romanus" is?

Baph
16-11-06, 03:15 PM
Er, er, "Romani"

Jabba
16-11-06, 03:16 PM
Sorry for the derail. I'll post no more in this thread :oops:

You're weird! :lol:

Watch it, or I'll set the Judean Peoples' Front on you :lol:

hovis
16-11-06, 03:17 PM
"Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !

Baph
16-11-06, 03:17 PM
Sorry for the derail. I'll post no more in this thread :oops:

You're weird! :lol:

Watch it, or I'll set the Judean Peoples' Front on you :lol:
**** off! We're the People's Front of Judea

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 03:17 PM
Sorry for the derail. I'll post no more in this thread :oops:

You're weird! :lol:

Watch it, or I'll set the Judean Peoples' Front on you :lol:

Don't you oppress me! :lol:

Baph
16-11-06, 03:18 PM
"Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".

hovis
16-11-06, 03:20 PM
"Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
So, "eunt" is...?

Baph
16-11-06, 03:20 PM
"Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
So, "eunt" is...?
Third person plural present indicative, "they go"

hovis
16-11-06, 03:21 PM
"Eunt"? What is "eunt"? Conjugate the verb, "to go" !
Er, "Ire". Er, "eo", "is", "it", "imus", "itis", "eunt".
So, "eunt" is...?
Third person plural present indicative, "they go"
But, "Romans, go home" is an order. So you must use...?

Baph
16-11-06, 03:22 PM
Aaagh ! The imperative !

hovis
16-11-06, 03:22 PM
Which is...?

Baph
16-11-06, 03:23 PM
Aaaagh ! Er, er, "i" !

hovis
16-11-06, 03:24 PM
How many Romans?

Baph
16-11-06, 03:24 PM
Aaaaagh ! Plural, plural, er, "ite" !

hovis
16-11-06, 03:24 PM
Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion towards, isn't it?

Baph
16-11-06, 03:25 PM
Dative !

hovis
16-11-06, 03:25 PM
But "Domus" takes the locative, which is...?

Baph
16-11-06, 03:26 PM
Er, "Domum" !

hovis
16-11-06, 03:27 PM
Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.

Baph
16-11-06, 03:28 PM
Yes sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.

hovis
16-11-06, 03:29 PM
Hail Caesar ! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your b@lls off.

Jabba
16-11-06, 03:41 PM
I am not Jewish, I'm a Roman

Apophes
16-11-06, 03:42 PM
hoy you lot should be on the stage

i'm sat in me pit with a fecked chest and guts after to days of throwing up

and all this laughin aint bloody helping

:o :o :o :o :o :o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Reckless Rat
16-11-06, 04:29 PM
:D

"When two or three are gathered together in my name, they shall perform the Parrot Sketch..."



RR

Baph
16-11-06, 04:35 PM
:D

"When two or three are gathered together in my name, they shall perform the Parrot Sketch..."
RR

*walks into a pet shop*

Ello, I wish to register a complaint.

Baph
16-11-06, 04:36 PM
Ello, Miss?

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 04:39 PM
What do you mean, Miss? :?

Baph
16-11-06, 04:41 PM
I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 04:43 PM
We're closin' for lunch. :?

Baph
16-11-06, 04:45 PM
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

Filipe M.
16-11-06, 04:46 PM
Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?

Baph
16-11-06, 04:46 PM
I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!