What noise do you dislike most?

[Dicky Ticker]

My lady is babysitting tonight while one of my sons goes to a dinner dance with his wife so I am left to fend for myself. No problem,go out to the freezer and have a rummage to see what I fancy
Had a good look at all the stuff in the middle and decide to move the baskets at the sides to see whats underneath

The sound that the baskets make when they scrape over the ice on the sidewalls--EEeeeeeekkk
It makes my blood run cold to such an extent that I only looked in one side,I didn't even want to put in back,its such a horrible noise-----------

[Grinch]

My bike staling a few miles after I got it started with a flat battery. That 'Ummph, Pahha' noise. Though the sound of it scrapin down the road is worse.

[jenni]

any kind of alarm that i can't turn off

drives me mental

[Coddy_SV1000Z]

blackboard getting scratched, my old teacher used to do it if everyone was talking etc etc, still goes thru me today

[the white rabbit]

Knife sharpening

[Richie]

ripping cotton rags apart.... :smt103

or the sound of plastic going down the road follows by the sound of leather following it...

[the white rabbit]

ripping cotton rags apart.... :smt103

Strange.

[emcf]

the scrunching noise that snowboarders make when they are struggling to lose speed on icy snow....i'm a boarder but that noise usually precedes a clash and scares the bejeesus out of me! :shock:

[Richie]

ripping cotton rags apart.... :smt103

Strange.

Why so...?

it just sets my teeth on edge...

[Jabba]

Football commentators saying "Chelsea have scored" :wink:

It used to be "Arsenal have scored" but that's less of an issue these days :lol:

[Biker Biggles]

That whining noise of someone complaining. :wink:

[cuffy]

I remember as child our brother and his mates used to lock me in the garage and scrape rakes n forks down the door...evil barstewards :twisted:

[UlsterSV]

Clive Tyldsley (sp?) the ITV footy commentator. He sounds like he's commentating on a ballet rather than a football match the way he gets on with his silly theatrical jibberish.

[Treacle]

All of them! :evil:

[Demonz]

My lady hates the sound of feet rubbing on the concrete, sandpapering ect.

[454697819]

the real screams of pain, not just ow... but someone really screeching...

i used to work ina hospital and was regularaly in A&E surveying somat... its the kinda screm that instills dread as you know the person is in pain and there is nothing you can do about it.

other noses are the scraping of plastic doen the road..... u can here the pound signs tick up.!

[BILLY]

Some one sucking a towel/flannel/sponge it really sets my teeth on edge!!

[philipMac]

Freestylin smooth jazz.

I cant stand all those flat / sharp notes all over the place. Actually makes me angry.
If its on a sax I will have to just leave.

doDooldoDOOLDOdilDEERR.
doDooldoDOOLDOOOOdilDEERRRRRR.

Play the F##king note. Not that ###king note, the other note, JUST PLAY THE ###ING NOTE.
And there is that millisecond gap, where the dude rolls out of his normal notes, and he has to set up the flat one, so you have a millisecond to wince and dread it, and NEEEER there it is.

Jesus Christ. I am going to get that sax, and I am going to...

[Alpinestarhero]

I hate the sound of my girlfreinds nails sratching against the grain of her denim jeans, it makes my teeth itch!

I dont particularly enjoy the sound of trance, house, drum n bass and other "dancy" music either...

Matt

[the white rabbit]

Some one sucking a towel/flannel/sponge it really sets my teeth on edge!!

Stranger. :smt017

[the white rabbit]

the real screams of pain, not just ow... but someone really screeching...

i used to work ina hospital and was regularaly in A&E surveying somat... its the kinda screm that instills dread as you know the person is in pain and there is nothing you can do about it.

other noses are the scraping of plastic doen the road..... u can here the pound signs tick up.!

The sound of 'I couldn't care less' spelling

[Alpinestarhero]

any kind of alarm that i can't turn off

drives me mental

YES!!!! I hate the fire alarm going off when im cooking, I have to shut myself in another om and send my girlfreind out with her hearing aids off to blow the steam clear!

Matt

[Jelster]

That "thump thump thump" of a vee twin ticking over... Bloody awful... (just kidding...... :lol: )



Seriously... Kids whining. Now mine has grown up I get really irritated by parents bringing 2 year olds to restaurants, on trains/plains, and in shopping centres....

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[Stingo]

The screech of cutlery on plates.......aaaaagggghghghhhhhh!! :smt119

[Bluepete]

Whining bastar*s who claim to have whiplash ( or whipcash as everyone else in the world calls it) after the most minor bump in a car, then demand an ambulance, then REFUSE to go to hospital!
Makes by blood boil almost as fast as it makes our insurance premiums go up. :evil:

[hovis]

cilla black

[Law]

Cats fighting at night. The screeching gives me the shivers, I blame Ghos****ch.

[kwak zzr]

my wife snoring when i have to get up at 5am.

[Rog]

When the weather presenter says " winter is really here now !!"

[Dysparunia]

Expanded polystyrene, & then thinking about it on my teeth :evil:

Funnily the blackboard one doesn't bother me.

Oh, and the noise of my work pager in the middle of the night, especially if it's an emergency :hackedoff:

[Sid Squid]

The sound of 'I couldn't care less' spelling

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Stingo]

The sound of 'I couldn't care less' spelling

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes...I also thought that was quite good......but Hovi5 has a point with our Cilla. :shock:

[454697819]

the real screams of pain, not just ow... but someone really screeching...

i used to work ina hospital and was regularaly in A&E surveying somat... its the kinda screm that instills dread as you know the person is in pain and there is nothing you can do about it.

other noses are the scraping of plastic doen the road..... u can here the pound signs tick up.!

The sound of 'I couldn't care less' spelling

we have been here before havnt we :roll:

I dont spell very well, yes there is a spell check but i sometimes i dont have time to use it.

I am dyslexic not that is a get out clause but i suffer from specific learning difficulties relating to sequencing, that involves spelling and sentence structure. What i type isnt how i plan it to sound and the letters do get muddled up too.

Iv lived with it for 21 years and will have to for the rest of my life :?

i dont have a problem with it and i genuinely don't see why others do, you can understand what im typing right?

so please no more of this "everyone who makes typos couldn't care" i genuinely cannot help it.

[keithd]

the noise of when the car you're in collides with another

anybody who's had the misfortune to hear that first hand will know the noise is indescribable

[K]

the real screams of pain, not just ow... but someone really screeching...

i used to work ina hospital and was regularaly in A&E surveying somat... its the kinda screm that instills dread as you know the person is in pain and there is nothing you can do about it.

other noses are the scraping of plastic doen the road..... u can here the pound signs tick up.!

The sound of 'I couldn't care less' spelling

we have been here before havnt we :roll:

I dont spell very well, yes there is a spell check but i sometimes i dont have time to use it.

I am dyslexic not that is a get out clause but i suffer from specific learning difficulties relating to sequencing, that involves spelling and sentence structure. What i type isnt how i plan it to sound and the letters do get muddled up too.

Iv lived with it for 21 years and will have to for the rest of my life :?

i dont have a problem with it and i genuinely don't see why others do, you can understand what im typing right?

so please no more of this "everyone who makes typos couldn't care" i genuinely cannot help it.

Dyslexia doesn't stop you from holding down the shift key when typing 'I' though does it. :roll: :wink:

[Jdubya]

Seriously... Kids whining. Now mine has grown up I get really irritated by parents bringing 2 year olds to restaurants, on trains/plains, and in shopping centres....

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eriously...you would have hated the flights we had to/from portugal a little while ago...
For every adult on the flight there must have been at least two kids...and they were not well behaved...at all!

[Jdubya]

Seriously... Kids whining. Now mine has grown up I get really irritated by parents bringing 2 year olds to restaurants, on trains/plains, and in shopping centres....

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Seriously...you would have hated the flights we had to/from portugal a little while ago...
For every adult on the flight there must have been at least two kids...and they were not well behaved...at all!

[instigator]

The sound of my dog, licking his 'bits'.

GOD DAMNIT, STOP IT BRUNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :x

[valleyboy]

Grinding noises... especialy if Im on the bike... I may be part deaf in one year, but the other ones rather good at hearing those noises which make you wonder if somehtings going to break down... :lol:

screaming babies, or barking dogs... just to name a few... ohh.. and Novas with 'loud' exhausts.. thats not fecking loud mate.. let me get to 16,000 rpm.. then I'll show you loud :twisted:

[Vfr400]

The Wife nagging
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chris

[21QUEST]

i hite de sound of peeple sounding off abot nofink.

Tim Westwood is another one.


Cheers
Ben

[squirrel_hunter]

The sound of those f***ing Builders that will wake me up at 7 in the F***ing morning.

Why the f*** did I move to a new build development?

F***king diggers!!!!

[philipMac]

Who is that permanently over excited tosser, the one with the long hair? With the sort of Somerset accent, who always seems like he has done all the coke he has as soon as he arrived before any one asks him for some.

You know the one. Sandy coloured hair. Something or other Collins. Just calm down for Christ's sake.

I tried a search on Google with Channel 4 Tosser, but I just got an image of this bloke

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Anyway. I dont like the noise he makes either. Him and flat notes. Grrr.

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[the white rabbit]

i hite de sound of peeple sounding off abot nofink.


And the sound of 'holier than thou-ness'

[Mogs]

It not really a sound, more the lack of one and probably only affects parents.

After you hear the sound of your child falling over (or similar impact), there's a second or so of silence as breath is drawn in, the longer the pause the worse it's going to be.

My kids are older now, so it doesn't occur but just occasionally you hear it from other peoples children, the anticipation is just as bad.

[Amanda M]

Screaming/crying/whinging children
House/car alarms going off
Dogs barking
R+B
People listening to MP3 players on trains and you can hear every bloody bit of the (usually sh*te) music they're listening to. Why do the people who play their music the loudest listen to the worst sh*te possible? :evil:

There was a study done about what noises are the worst and apparently it's the noise of someone retching that the most people hated :lol: :puker:

[Razor]

The sound of those f***ing Builders that will wake me up at 7 in the F***ing morning.

Cracking, no need for an alarm clock!

[Tara]

My alarm clock going off

[timwilky]

The sound of the dentist's drill whilst I am sat in the waiting room. Usually accompanied with a scream of pain from the poor sod in the chair in front of me.

Why when I then sit in it are the arm rests ripped to shreds?.

[Ping]

My lady is babysitting tonight while one of my sons goes to a dinner dance with his wife so I am left to fend for myself. No problem,go out to the freezer and have a rummage to see what I fancy
Had a good look at all the stuff in the middle and decide to move the baskets at the sides to see whats underneath

The sound that the baskets make when they scrape over the ice on the sidewalls--EEeeeeeekkk
It makes my blood run cold to such an extent that I only looked in one side,I didn't even want to put in back,its such a horrible noise-----------
That's it in a nutshell. :lol:

The noise of anything scraping on the ice in the freezer... HATE IT!

[Smurf]

Play the F##king note. Not that ###king note, the other note, JUST PLAY THE ###ING NOTE.

:D :D :D I love that song, esp. the horse dentist bit


For me it's people who chew loudly with too much saliva and the sound of someone wearing PVC squeaking when they walk.

[Amanda M]

I've thought of another one - that scraping noise when a knife or fork scrapes against a plate *shudders*

[Samnooshka]

i hate that noise when you accidently bite down on a fork when eating and it scrapes over your teeth :smt106

[the white rabbit]

I've thought of another one - that scraping noise when a knife or fork scrapes against a plate *shudders*

Oh yes, matt glazed tableware, that got me going just thinking of it :x

[Tris]

The sound of my dog, licking his 'bits'.

GOD DAMNIT, STOP IT BRUNO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :x

Yeah, I agree my dog does that.

However, there is some poetic justice when she fa$ts in her own face :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Warthog]

My absolute hate is actually women whispering quietly on TV but with the volume turned up, like the TA adverts. I HATE it!! I can't explain why, and I haven't found anyone else who feels the same!

[21QUEST]

i hite de sound of peeple sounding off abot nofink.


And the sound of 'holier than thou-ness'

Aye :wink:


Cheers
Ben

[chazzyb]

Noisy oysters.

[Peter Henry]

The sound of someone parping in my company when I have no obvious route of escape. :?

[Biker Biggles]

Trust the old fart to come up with that one. :lol:

As for the dog licking his bits,I don't mind that as long as he sticks to his own bits. :shock:

[Peter Henry]

Biker Biggles wrote

As for the dog licking his bits,I am just so overwhelmed with jealousy at his ability.. :shock: :wink:

[Biker Biggles]

I've been found out :oops:

[Saint Matt]

The sound when you pour water form a kettle into a cup of tea, hate that. Wierd I know, but can't help what you hate :P Oh, and mopeds too, hate them. Neeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Crap, just crap.

[JakeRS]

I hate the noise of someone rubbing their hands over a balloon...

Also hands on wet plastic and also Polystyrene

[Steve W]

Next door' neighbour's dog barking erratically cos it's been stuck in a garage for hours and despite polite requests the neighbour does nothing about it...

Jeremy Clarkson...

Mourinho.

[K]

The sound of one hand clapping. :x

[Alpinestarhero]

The tone of voice accompyaning the question:

"Is this the right colour?"

When someone is doing a chemistry experiment.

I also dislike high pitched noises, specially little alarm systems that have a tone just on the upper threshold of human hearing.

Matt

[jenni]

The tone of voice accompyaning the question:

"Is this the right colour?"

When someone is doing a chemistry experiment.

I also dislike high pitched noises, specially little alarm systems that have a tone just on the upper threshold of human hearing.

Matt

[hovis]

..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

[Beenz]

Hovis, turn that noise down, peeps are trying to sleep here :wink:

Oh and the sound of air escaping from a tyre when it shouldn't be . :(

And the bladdy cat picking the carpet, yet again!

[philipMac]

I see Hovi5 is back on the class A's again.

Ahem. VERY GOOD HOVI5, YES!! YOU ARE RIGHT! THAT IS A LOVELY PAINTING.