Isn’t it amazing how conversations turn??! (mine always do!)

[Blue_SV650S]

Mate and I were/are having an email chat … one thing that came up was road tax and car insurance etc … (I have 3 vehicles that are due new tax at the end of the month!) he said …

“My road tax bill is steep. 1 small car and 2 biguns + the gixer...
Worse is the additional £400pa for putting Jess on Eryl's insurance! Bl00dy kids...”

Me (not physically seen my mate for a few years):- “{other stuff} …. Wow is Jess 17 now??? Jeezus!!”

Mate:- “She'll be 18 in March. Feck. She spends most of her time getting boffed by some lanky streak of p1ss that looks like a monkey...”

Me (being subtle as ever :lol:):- “Just the one boffer??? ;)”

My mate:- “As far as I know. I don't like to think about it too much! I forced her to dispose of what appeared to be a Portugese man-o-war floating in the khazie the other day though...”

I nearly piddled myself on reading that :D …. I mean imagine how embarrassing that would have been for his daughter … classic :oops: :D :D :D

[tinpants]

How lovely! What mental images that brings to mind :puker:




or even :safe:

[Blue_SV650S]

How lovely! What mental images that brings to mind :puker:




or even :safe:

Hehe, to be fair its good to see that his kids are being :safe: ...

But it brings up so many other questions ... like ... er ... was my mate home whilst his daughter was getting 'ruined' by some yoof upstairs?!?!? :D

[tricky]

I had rather an interesting conversation walking to Sainsburys at lunch.

I caught up with a middle aged woman as I was walking faster, as I past her the following conversation took place.

Lady - I hate all this traffic
Me - Err yes its terrible isn't it
Lady - I HATE FLOORS AS WELL !

It was at this point I decided to take no further part in the conversation.

[peanut]

Many years ago I used to work in Sainsbury's. One day, while stacking the bananas on the shelf, I overheard the following delightful conversational snippet:

Old Dear #1: How's your James doing?
Old Dear #2: Oh, he's very well. He's just got a new job.
Old Dear #1: Really? What's he doing?
Old Dear #2: He's working for an Undertaker.
--pause--
Old Dear #1: Well, I'm sure he gets to meet a lot of interesting people......


I had to go and hide in the stor-room until I stopped laughing.

[mysteryjimbo]

If they cant do it in the safety of the home then they'll be doing it in some park or behind a bowling alley. :lol: Not speaking from experience of course.

[Flamin_Squirrel]

...Not speaking from experience of course.

Give it a few years :lol:

[mysteryjimbo]

...Not speaking from experience of course.

Give it a few years :lol:

:wink: :twisted:

[andyaikido]

I had rather an interesting conversation walking to Sainsburys at lunch.

I caught up with a middle aged woman as I was walking faster, as I past her the following conversation took place.

Lady - I hate all this traffic
Me - Err yes its terrible isn't it
Lady - I HATE FLOORS AS WELL !

It was at this point I decided to take no further part in the conversation.

Those bloody floors have a lot to answer for! :evil:

:lol:

[Swiss]

Bloody floors, always under your feet!!!
Tsk :roll:

[Razor]

My conversations are seldom U rated :wink:

[Sid Squid]

My conversations are seldom U rated :wink:

Why am I not surprised to hear this?

[Razor]

My conversations are seldom U rated :wink:

Why am I not surprised to hear this?

Well, not having children I don't have to censor anything I do or say. An adult living in an adult world. If you have kids you frequently end up an adult living in a child's world.

[jonboy]

Well, not having children I don't have to censor anything I do or say. An adult living in an adult world. If you have kids you frequently end up an adult living in a child's world.

What a load of utter tripe.


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[Alpinestarhero]

Bloody floors, always under your feet!!!
Tsk :roll:

Consider how they feel, being walked all over every minute of every day..