View Full Version : Almost too embarressed to ask this one, but here goes.....
I'm sure I'm going to regret this once it gets a response (if it gets a response)!!
Anyway - My wife noticed a small patch on back last night that has absolutely no hair on it. It is about 3-4 inches square and is totally smooth and only appeared in the last week or so. She said it looks like it has been waxed, which it hasn't!!) :oops:
Now she is accusing me of having an affair :shock: (don't ask!). I'm not sure how she came to that conclusion either!!!:?
The only thing I could think of that could be doing this is my bike jacket rubbing against my back more, as I have been driving quite a bit faster over the last week with no traffic about and dry roads???
My jacket is quite snug and does have two press studs, at about the same height as my bald patch, on the outside of the jacket.
The reason I have asked this on the forum, is I wonder whether anyone else has had a similar loss of hair possibly caused by riding, or a similar mental missus? :oops: :oops:
timwilky
01-01-07, 09:10 PM
When My wife accused me of an affair. I burst out laughing
"See you are that guilty that you can't look me in the face and deny it".
"No" says I, "I have enough problems with one woman, why would I want a second".
Clothing can rub the hair off, it happens. There are lots of ways to remove body hair, abrasion is one of them. Those babyliss machines have blooming sanding discs on them and you actually sand/abrade the hair off.
Go to one of them places and get a BS&C then see what she says!
:lol:
Dan
Clothing can rub the hair off.
*Goes and checks inside of helmet to look for missing hair folicles*
Clothing can rub the hair off.
*Goes and checks inside of helmet to look for missing hair folicles*
I've long since given up looking for mine :lol:
Clothing can rub the hair off.
*Goes and checks inside of helmet to look for missing hair folicles*
I've long since given up looking for mine :lol:
Ahh yes, the dreaded "helmet rub"
:lol:
I wonder whether anyone else has ................... a similar mental missus? :oops: :oops:
I'd be surprised if anyone said "no" to that question :lol:
I'd answer no.
Anyway, pedants, your head is pretty stable inside your helmet. A nice snug fit. Years ago I cycled to work a few miles a day. Wearing jeans and where my jeans chafed a bit the hair was gone. Not a problem these days as the hair is long gone ;)
When My wife accused me of an affair. I burst out laughing
That was my reaction - which was greeted in almost the same way!
I'm not sure what she thinks blokes do when they have an affair, but from what I have heard getting a 3 inch square on your back waxed isn't one of them!!!! :lol:
She is right though - there really is no sign of hair there! So now it is not just my head that is receding, but the centre of my back too!
I actually reckon it is her - she's done it whilst I'm sleeping to try and send me mental :twisted:
and in any case between my wife and my daughter I have more than enough women in my life another one would seriously send me over the edge............ :roll:
"that bloody bike gets more attention than me!!!!!!"
This may be one of those "This thread is nothing without pictures" threads.
"that bloody bike gets more attention than me!!!!!!"
I know it well....
"that bloody bike gets more attention than me!!!!!!"
...that's normal behavior - when will they ever learn :roll:
Biker Biggles
01-01-07, 10:56 PM
Women eh?
Enough to make your hair fall out.
wheelnut
01-01-07, 11:18 PM
DON'T GET MARRIED GIRLS
Oh don't get married girls, you'll sign away your life
You may start off as a woman, but you'll end up as a wife
You could be a vestal virgin, take the veil and be a nun
But don't get married girls, for marriage isn't fun
Oh it's fine when you're romancing and he plays the lover's part
You're the roses in his garden, you're the flame that warms his heart
And his love will last for ever and he'll promise you the moon
But just wait until you've wedded and he sings a different tune
You're his tapioca pudding, you're the dumplings in his stew
And he soon begins to wonder what he ever saw in you
Still he takes without complaining all the dishes you provide
But you see he has to have his bit of jam tart on the side
So don't get married girls, it's very poorly paid
You may start off as a mistress, but you'll end up as a maid
Be a daring deep sea diver, be a polished polyglot
But don't get married girls for marriage is a plot
You've seen him in the morning with a face that looks like death
He's got dandruff on his pillow and tobacco on his breath
And he needs some reassurance with his cup of tea in bed
'Cos he's got worries with the mortgage and the bald patch on his head
And he thinks that you're his mother, lays his head upon your breast
So you try to boost his ego, iron his shirt and warm his vest
Then you send him off to work, the mighty hunter is restored
And he leaves you there with nothing but the dreams you can't afford
So DON'T get married girls, for men are all the same
They just want you when they need you, you'd do better on the game
Be a call girl, be a stripper, be a hostess, be a *****
But don't get married girls for marriage is a bore
When he comes home in the evening he can hardly spare a look
All he says is what's for dinner, after all you're just the cook
Then he takes you to a party and he eyes you with a frown
And you know you've got to look your best, you mustn't let him down
And he eyes you with that `look what I've got' sparkle in his eye
Like he's entered for a raffle and he's won you for a prize
And when the party's over you'll be slogging through the sludge
Half the time a decoration, half the time a drudge
So don't get married girls, it'll drive you round the bend
It's the road without a turning, it's the end without an end
Change your lover every Friday, take up tennis, be a nurse
But don't get married girls for marriage is a curse
Does your wife still do that thing with her nails? :P
northwind
01-01-07, 11:19 PM
Crop circle.
This may be one of those "This thread is nothing without pictures" threads.
You mean like this...
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/Jdubyasv650/useless.gif
Mr Toad
02-01-07, 08:50 AM
Check the top of your head - your bald patch may have slipped :wink:
Ew...hairy backs!! I knew a few women with them!!
This may be one of those "This thread is nothing without pictures" threads.
You mean like this...
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/Jdubyasv650/useless.gif
Yeah O.k.
"Excuse me love could you just take a photo of that bald bit on my back, which you think has been caused by me having an affair, as I have put a posting on a motorbike forum descibing you as mental!!!"
This may be one of those "This thread is nothing without pictures" threads.
You mean like this...
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c277/Jdubyasv650/useless.gif
Yeah O.k.
"Excuse me love could you just take a photo of that bald bit on my back, which you think has been caused by me having an affair, as I have put a posting on a motorbike forum descibing you as mental!!!"
Now, now. Tread softly with the ball n'chain - don't mention that it's a bike forum. You'll give the rest of us a bad name! ;o)
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