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_Stretchie_
11-05-07, 12:10 PM
Not come out in that sense, i mean i wouldn't want to hijack stretchies thread :smt005
Yeah, we don't want no crap on here ;)
How was the track day?
Yeah, we don't want no crap on here ;)
How was the track day?
Bucking frilliant mate....soon as i get back to ol blighty i'll post some pics....got no chicken strips left either...wooohooo
Filipe M.
14-05-07, 08:54 AM
Bucking frilliant mate....soon as i get back to ol blighty i'll post some pics....got no chicken strips left either...wooohooo
So are you thinking of doing another one soon?
Wrong what? Oooooops.
_Stretchie_
14-05-07, 12:01 PM
Nice R's
valleyboy
14-05-07, 12:06 PM
I want to know why you got such a big grin on yer face, and your mate is feeling his **** to see whats on it....
actualy, I dont want to know! :-?
:smt119 Oh god!! my eyes!!!
dizzyblonde
14-05-07, 01:58 PM
:smt078
fizzwheel
14-05-07, 02:04 PM
FFS Keep it clean eyh. U rating an all that.
FFS Keep it clean eyh. U rating an all that.
You might want to get rid of the one in Mofo thread then.
Vickster
20-05-07, 06:20 PM
Nice to bump into you today.http://spacedoutinc.org/images/swingindex.jpg
yep, definitely a John Barrowman fan.
_Stretchie_
20-05-07, 11:24 PM
Yeah, cheers luv...
Ha haa
Happy birthday again, hope to see you on Thursday
whos going on the AR then?
opps
_Stretchie_
31-05-07, 08:06 AM
:rolleyes:
Filipe M.
01-06-07, 10:01 AM
Bump! :lol:
Look what I found in the bargain bin at HMV!! :o
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/issues/Gayesthits.jpg
_Stretchie_
01-06-07, 12:08 PM
Right that's it..
I've taken a list of all your names and I'm going to pee in all of your drinks if you come to the AR...
And if you were one of the ones who added a pic, then you're also going to find a 'special' ice cube or two in your drinks... Except for Law... I got something special in mind for you ;-) , Kwakadan is in on it too
So 'bottoms up' (I do it to myself don't I :-k ) and enjoy your drinks
Bump! :lol:
:-k i thought the bump thread was ere http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=90355
El Saxo
02-06-07, 06:08 PM
Look what I found in the bargain bin at HMV!! :o
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v63/issues/Gayesthits.jpg
PMSL Law, I owe you a beer at the AR, that's just made my day!!! :smt044
Vickster
02-06-07, 10:35 PM
Awwww Stretch, what a bummer that you couldn't get drink in the **** Inn today. Never mind, maybe next time.
Filipe M.
03-06-07, 11:27 AM
Right that's it..
I've taken a list of all your names and I'm going to pee in all of your drinks if you come to the AR...
And if you were one of the ones who added a pic, then you're also going to find a 'special' ice cube or two in your drinks... Except for Law... I got something special in mind for you ;-) , Kwakadan is in on it too
So 'bottoms up' (I do it to myself don't I :-k ) and enjoy your drinks
So this must be what someone called "the bravery of being out of range"! :lol:
_Stretchie_
04-06-07, 03:17 PM
So this must be what someone called "the bravery of being out of range"! :lol:
I won't gratify this with a reply..
DOH!
Filipe M.
04-06-07, 03:40 PM
I won't gratify this with a reply..
DOH!
Thanks, I'm not worthy! :notworthy:
valleyboy
09-06-07, 05:24 PM
pint of worthy ?
Awwww Stretch, what a bummer that you couldn't get drink in the **** Inn today. Never mind, maybe next time.
Don't know that pub :confused:
Is it the one in Somerset "The Mendip Inn" :smt040
_Stretchie_
11-06-07, 08:47 AM
Don't know that pub :confused:
Is it the one in Somerset "The Mendip Inn" :smt040
:smt036 Get back on the comedy thread where you belong ha haa:smt036
Stretchies Trackday
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?p=1216980&posted=1#post1216980
Thought i'd give you a bit more coverage ;)
Filipe M.
20-06-07, 11:39 AM
Thanks for that, I might have missed it otherwise! :lol:
Thanks for that, I might have missed it otherwise! :lol:
There's more here fillie pie, don't want you to miss out :thumleft:
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=91827
*really ought to work out how to do that link thingy*
Filipe M.
22-06-07, 09:04 AM
There's more here fillie pie, don't want you to miss out :thumleft:
http://forums.sv650.org/showthread.php?t=91827
*really ought to work out how to do that link thingy*
It's easy, copy the link you want to the clipboard, write whatever you want to be the link here (like here), select the word(s), click the little globe with the chain links on this little menu bar here above, and paste the link into the little popup box that pops up. Hit enter and you should be done.
HTH.
:takeabow:
tinpants
24-06-07, 08:59 AM
Just remembered I'm supposed to be going out tonight.
Ooops. Sorry, wrong thread.
Filipe M.
24-06-07, 11:33 AM
Ooops. Sorry, wrong thread.
That would depend on the point of view... 8-[
tinpants
24-06-07, 12:20 PM
Er, GOING out (as in, with the wife). Not "coming out" ( as in ....of the closet)
Stretchie, I sent you the email as requested.
Doh! this isn't PM! ;)
_Stretchie_
06-07-07, 01:15 PM
Thought you lot could have fun with this one...
http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3955/saycheesech5.jpg
Why Oh WHY do I do it to myself ?!?!?! :confused:
Filipe M.
06-07-07, 02:23 PM
Why Oh WHY do I do it to myself ?!?!?! :confused:
And worse yet, you seem to thoroughly enjoy it! :smt107
I wondered how long it would be until this thread reared it's head. I'm staying clear for now though. You had a fair number of digs (careful wording there, phew!!) over the AR.
I wondered how long it would be until this thread reared it's head. I'm staying clear for now though. You had a fair number of digs (careful wording there, phew!!) over the AR.
he he , you said rear and head in the same sentence, in a gay thread !
he he , you said rear and head in the same sentence, in a gay thread !
If you're finding that sort of thing funny, you really REALLY need to go find out who's blocking your car in. :smt019
_Stretchie_
06-07-07, 03:17 PM
he he , you said rear and head in the same sentence, in a gay thread !
Ha haa, beavis is here... :)
plowsie
06-07-07, 03:20 PM
If you're finding that sort of thing funny, you really REALLY need to go find out who's blocking your car in. :smt019
lol ha ha
yeh but where is Andy's hands??????!!!!!
_Stretchie_
06-07-07, 06:36 PM
Where are Andy's hands??????!!!!!
or
Where is Andy's hand??????!!!!!
You grammar is atrocious young lady....
(Ha haaaa, you've just been corrected by a Northern Monkey, wot doesn't speek proper and wot rites like a munkey wiv a crayon... You is fick innit
Oh, and in answer to your question..
**Ahem**
Gottle of Geer :alien:
El Saxo
07-07-07, 05:49 PM
My hands were working the controls - you must have all mis-heard me when you thought I said Stretchie was a Muppet :wink:
Why Oh WHY do I do it to myself ?!?!?! :confused:
That's a unique talent you have, matey :thumbsup:
That's a unique talent you have, matey :thumbsup:
I dont think I want to know what he does to himself:smt103
Why Oh WHY do I do it to myself ?!?!?! :confused:
Cos U is batting for the other side and no here will do it for you!? :smt069
valleyboy
19-07-07, 07:16 PM
Looking through the BBC website, thought this news tidbit was about you first.... turns out its just about cars though...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/6906162.stm
Vickster
19-07-07, 07:33 PM
http://82.94.219.20/~jpa/mijn-figuren/TammeKastanjeFredvillePark.jpg
This was sent to me in a PM from stretchie himself.
Says it all.......
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2106/maverickdz4.th.jpg (http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=maverickdz4.jpg)
_Stretchie_
13-08-07, 02:43 PM
Oh you knobber.... :smt088
I was tricked into this
Don't forget I know where you live
Oh you knobber.... :smt088
I was tricked into this
Don't forget I know where you live
:smt003 :smt019
squirrel_hunter
18-08-07, 09:36 PM
It finally appears that this thread has been left alone, 5 days without a post.
Well done everyone lets try to keep it up.
squirrel_hunter
18-08-07, 09:38 PM
It finally appears that this thread has been left alone, 5 days without a post.
Well done everyone lets try to keep it up.
Oh no! What have I done!?!
Well done everyone lets try to keep it up.
:smt043
_Stretchie_
19-08-07, 01:06 PM
:smt108
Well done everyone lets try to keep it up.
Are you saying that stretchie cant keep it up by himself :D
El Saxo
20-08-07, 10:02 PM
Are you saying that stretchie cant keep it up by himself :D
:-#
_Stretchie_
21-08-07, 12:45 PM
Are you saying that stretchie cant keep it up by himself :D
Only when surrounded by men in leather...
It's a bit off putting you know
Are you saying that stretchie cant keep it up by himself :D
Only when surrounded by men in leather...
It's a bit off putting you know
:^o
Only when surrounded by men in leather...
It's a bit off putting you know
I dont know !!!!!
I'm taking it that you are talking from experience ;)
_Stretchie_
21-08-07, 01:13 PM
You were there...
ME, you're neighbour... Then you tap me on the shoulder "Oh is THAT what you do with that??"
Does'mt help the mood you know
You were there...
ME, you're neighbour... Then you tap me on the shoulder "Oh is THAT what you do with that??"
Does'mt help the mood you know
You cant be trusted, take you on holiday to yorkshire and you get yourself in trouble then invite you round for a BBQ and beer and you take advantage of my neighbour. What ever next Mr stretch !!
plowsie
22-08-07, 09:05 AM
you take advantage of my neighbour.
Do we get to meet this neighbour at the AR?
What ever next Mr stretch !!
He'll take advantage of you ;)
Do we get to meet this neighbour at the AR?
Absolutly Not, shes all mine :-#... I mean stretchies
He'll take advantage of you ;)
Still bruised from the last time ;-)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v317/Andreus84/trying.gif
I could lock you for you all... remember the mods are watchin. ;-)
Oi Stretchie,
Does your Mrs Know about this part of your life:smt102
;)
_Stretchie_
16-09-07, 09:03 PM
Just about to show her
Filipe M.
17-09-07, 06:33 PM
I could lock you up forever... remember the mods like watchin. ;-)
TMI :shock:
BTW .. where is mr stretchie these days???
plowsie
22-10-07, 07:40 PM
I know i PM'd him the other week, he ent been online since the 3rd...Did he go to his Scotland trip?
BTW .. where is mr stretchie these days???
I know i PM'd him the other week, he ent been online since the 3rd...Did he go to his Scotland trip?
He was on Facebook today.
I saw him at the weekend.
squirrel_hunter
22-10-07, 07:57 PM
Are Strechie has been hard at work of late (working to much if you ask me).
But rumor has it he is on holiday this week and can be found in the local bars with a particular unemployed and unemployable MoFo for company.
Are Strechie has been hard at work of late (working to much if you ask me).
But rumor has it he is on holiday this week and can be found in the local bars with a particular unemployed and unemployable MoFo for company.
Down the Old Market area probably :rolleyes:
_Stretchie_
26-10-07, 04:38 PM
Alright kidders. How you lot doing, that's right, the big gay is back...
Oh, and so am I!!!!
WUB YOU
I know i PM'd him the other week, he ent been online since the 3rd...Did he go to his Scotland trip?
Why r you on our site.Get back to your own:nomore:
Alright kidders. How you lot doing, that's right, the big gay is back...
Oh, and so am I!!!!
WUB YOU
arrrrrrr there you are :grouphug:
_Stretchie_
07-11-07, 04:11 PM
SUp fools
lemmings999
08-11-07, 03:21 PM
wassup
squirrel_hunter
08-11-07, 11:35 PM
wassup
Long time. You fixed the bike yet?
lemmings999
13-11-07, 10:53 PM
nearly done
all running and seems ok,
gotta sort chain, attach fairing and bar end and =then tax and insure it,
not sure whether to do it now though or wait till after winter:smt114
anybody seen the little gay fella?
squirrel_hunter
02-12-07, 04:23 PM
Not seen recently but I have been assured that he will be "coming out" next week for a little festive cheer...
i thought he might be busy working for :smt111 this time of year :dwarf:
I got a pm from him the week before last, he,s been working away I believe but he seemed ok.
El Saxo
03-12-07, 06:08 PM
Spoke to Stretchie on Friday & he's apparently been working in Slough a lot, virtually living there ATM from what I gathered. Oh, and he's still gay! :smt019
_Stretchie_
09-02-08, 01:43 PM
Word Up Girls
Word Up Girls
Hello sailor :smt060
How is my little stretchie :smt103
the white rabbit
12-02-08, 09:03 AM
Oh, and he's still gay! :smt019
That's good news. :bounce:
How is my little stretchie :smt103
Your little stretchie what? :smt103
Jayneflakes
12-02-08, 10:20 AM
:confused:
I don't understand....
Why is he gay?
I was gay once or twice, it tasted kind of funny, but the shoes hurt less.
:smt059
tinpants
12-02-08, 10:57 AM
:confused:
I don't understand....
Why is he gay?
I was gay once or twice, it tasted kind of funny, but the shoes hurt less.
:smt059
:shock::shock::cool::D
:confused:
I don't understand....
Why is he gay?
I was gay once or twice, it tasted kind of funny, but the shoes hurt less.
:smt059
Sounds like you had it licked :rolleyes:
the white rabbit
12-02-08, 12:33 PM
:confused:
I don't understand....
Why is he gay?
Well, its not really resolved. Is it environment and nurture, or is it a genetic predisposition? The latter is highly controversial.
HTH
Rich
Rich.....no it's just stretchie
HTH
_Stretchie_
11-03-08, 01:02 PM
Hello sailor :smt060
Alright Cufster
; )
:confused:
I don't understand....
Why is he gay?
I was gay once or twice, it tasted kind of funny, but the shoes hurt less.
:smt059
I like the sound of you!! And remember, you're only gay if your me..
It's in the basic training of any of her majesties forces... I just learnt it as I thought it may help when it comes around to appraisal time at work
; )
gettin2dizzy
11-03-08, 01:59 PM
Well, its not really resolved. Is it environment and nurture, or is it a genetic predisposition? The latter is highly controversial.
HTH
Rich
If so it wouldn't lend itself well to evolution.
Does that mean stretchie senior must have a homo streak?!
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