snail trails

[poisonidea]

For the last month or so everytime go to jump on the bike its covered in snails, which is especially annoying when ive just cleaned it, the little sods seem to love it! so anyway, last night i decided to do something about and put a load of slug pellet things down (mwahaha!). When I went to go to work this morning my driveway was awash with dead snails (the must have been about 50ish!)


...and now I feel really guilty... :cry:

just thought i'd share that...

[DanAbnormal]

I thought you were going to tell a tale of when some naked chick sat on your bike.

Ah well. :D

[Ed]

Snail murderer :evil:

[Tomcat]

I thought you were going to tell a tale of when some naked chick sat on your bike.

Ah well. :D


oh plllllleeeeeeease !! :roll: :roll:

MURDERER, premeditation and calculation at its worst :twisted:

[tricky]

Maybe they where gastropodic motorcycle enthusiasts, checking your bike out ?

And now you've murdered them !
Its people like you that give motorcycling a bad name !

[DanAbnormal]

I thought you were going to tell a tale of when some naked chick sat on your bike.

Ah well. :D


oh plllllleeeeeeease !! :roll: :roll:

MURDERER, premeditation and calculation at its worst :twisted:

What I say? Some girl did it at my work. Made me feel rather queezy. She claims she was wearing knickers but I guess the SV does thump a bit and got her a little excited.

[Tomcat]

I thought you were going to tell a tale of when some naked chick sat on your bike.

Ah well. :D


oh plllllleeeeeeease !! :roll: :roll:

MURDERER, premeditation and calculation at its worst :twisted:

What I say? Some girl did it at my work. Made me feel rather queezy. She claims she was wearing knickers but I guess the SV does thump a bit and got her a little excited.

You got me wrong ......................... its the referring to us as chicks that was my issue :wink:

[DanAbnormal]

[quote=sv_dan]
You got me wrong ......................... its the referring to us as chicks that was my issue :wink:


My sincere apologies. She was a young lady. She was quite scary actually so the 'lady' bit is an exaggeration. :P

[northwind]

Front cover of the Snaily Mail: TERRORIST ATTACK! hundreds killed in chemical attack. Main suspect said to be as tall as the sky.

[tricky]

Front cover of the Snaily Mail: TERRORIST ATTACK! hundreds killed in chemical attack. Main suspect said to be as tall as the sky.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[poisonidea]

there were more this morning... :cry:

[Tomcat]

there were more this morning...

oh dear! Now what, are you going to commit murder again, once a killer always a killer? Oh I'm glad am not you ..... actually SAVE THE BIKE.

[Marshall]

Just get one of them pots of kitchen salt, and draw a circle around your bike with it, snails and slugs wont cross the line as it melts them. Job done

[Baph]

Park the bike in the garage.

HTH ;)

[northwind]

Just get one of them pots of kitchen salt, and draw a circle around your bike with it, snails and slugs wont cross the line as it melts them. Job done

That works on witches, too.

[Spiderman]

Just get one of them pots of kitchen salt, and draw a circle around your bike with it, snails and slugs wont cross the line as it melts them. Job done

That works on witches, too.

No it dont. I tried it. Just makes em taste salty.

[vixis]

put a pile of lettuce near your bike to ask forgiveness and make sure the new ones avoid the bike? Failing that, post a bike guard - http://lizzybug.co.uk/catalog/Racing-Snails-p-865.html